BS: Bobert Kidnapped....

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 06:49 AM

Tear off the tops of three Mudcatters and send them to...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 03:25 AM

Is that a Free Bobert in every packet of cornflakes? Cos I don't eat them... how can I get my Free Bobert?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: hesperis
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:40 AM

At least you're not Sideshow Bob... that'd be even MORE horrific than this!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Amos
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:02 AM

Bobert:

Rapaire would say, "I think, therefore you are." But I say, no. You are, because no-one else can see things just the way you dol. No worries, mate. Besides, someone has to play "White Boy Lost in the Blues" at the Getaway.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Sidewalk Bob
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 11:36 PM

Shoot, I know my password...

What I'm gettin' is: "Sorry, we never heard of you"...

That really sucks...

I mean, like I don't exist?? Well, I just went in the bedroom and wokw up the P-Vine and said, "Honey, who am I/"

An' she said, "What the heck's wrong with you? I'm sleepin'...Can we talk about this in the morning?"

Now I don't know if this exchange proves "exhistence" 'er not an' I guess it don't matter much???

Sidewalk Bob(ert)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 11:07 PM

Free Bobert! Free Bobert! He don' need no stinkin' password. huh? oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 10:57 PM

You forgot yer password dummy!

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 10:31 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 10:10 PM

Sounds like an inside job alright Bobert--you sound like you need to get yerself a trunk monkey. Check out the '101st Trunk Monkey' thread and you'll find something useful, if not celebratory.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Sidewalk Bob
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 10:08 PM

Yeah, SRS, should I exist, I'm home...

Problem is that whilst I was in Mississipii, Max and Joe done "offed" me....

Bummer.....

Bobert, Sidewalk Bob, 'er whoever I am????

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 09:58 PM

Free Bobert! Free Bobert!

The Nation calls with one voice, "Free Bobert!"

Turn him loose! Let him go!

Free Bobert!

You must free him or hang hi...nah, just free him and he'll hang around.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 09:55 PM

Free Bobert, by all means!

Bobert, are you back home now?

SRS

Subject: BS: Bobert Kidnapped....
From: Sidewalk Bob
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 09:50 PM

So, I go off to Mississippi to do some recordin' and I return and guess what?

I don't exist in Mudville... Like I was never here... Like a bad Twilight Zone episode...

Yeah, I thought I saw Max and Joe talkin' quietly in the corner when they knew I was off to Mississippi an' so they figgurated they'd made their move while I was gone...

Took all me PM's, Took my name and buried in some X-File vault in Navada... Sniff. them PM's had lotta addresses in 'um that I'd sho nuff like to have back...

BTW, this din't come at a good time in my life since I've been havin' those arguements with myself lately over existence v. non-existence but that ain't what this is about...

I just want be me again... I don't wanta go thru the rest of my life in Mudville as "Sidewalk Bob"... Hey, don't get me wrong, here... I likes "Sidewalk Bob" jus' fine... He's a fine bluesman and purdy sexy but....

.... Pleeeeze, Joe an' Max..... Pleeeeze, sniff, can I be me again... I'll be gooder than las' time... You'll see... I'll never say nuthin' about when Mudcat goes down... I won't let off no more stink bombs an' run... No, I won't... I promise with the all that is Holy that I'll try to be gooder... You'll see... Won't have to put me in the corner wid no pointy hat... I'll be a model citizen... I promise... I'll help ol' ladies cross the streets... I'll say my prayersa ebery nite...

Jus' wanta be me again... Don't want to start over...

Pleeeeeeeeeeze.... Let Bobert outta the box...

Free Bobert!!!!

Free Bobert!!!!

Sidewalk Bob (bobert inside)