BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 01:39 PM

Now that the glorious day has arrived I feel free to go ahead and post. I didn't want to be the bearer of ill tidings but when you hit 60 some things are best left unspoken. On the plus side, a man is only as old as the women he feels, in which case you're like what? 19? Truly a lucky man..........although Khatt may be in for a rough year.........

If you check in "The Ages of Man" you'll readily see that at 60 certain physical effects begin as we start down the bell curve of life. It's kind of like coming of age as a young man but in reverse or something. Remember how as your acne cleared up you looked down and noticed your John Thomas had become proud, mighty, massive, and strong? Well, soon you'll look down and say, "Oh my gawd, my dick is smaller and mushier than a half eaten cocktail weenie......and there's a zit on the end of it!" Take heart though because your package will still look in proportion owing to the fact your nuts have shriveled up like a pair of dessicated rabbit pellets.

Not to worry excessively here Mate, the important part is that your old fellow is still functional.....and it is! Actually in some respects it will be more functional than it has been in years. Following that bell curve of aging you'll soon be urinating quite freely and often in prodigious quantities. Did I mention you'll be needing to pick up some Depends? Not a big deal of course and you won't have to wear them all the time, just when you are further than 10 seconds from a WC. Come to think of it though, perhaps it is well that you do get in the habit of wearing them all the time in preparation for the time later in the coming year when you'll be completely incontinent.

(Khatt, if all of this sounds a bit overwhelming, let me remind you that my name is also Patterson and I am but 56! I am married of course so it would be bigamy, but then again it would be big of Karen and yourself as well......so why don't we all be big about this thing? Micca can wallow around in his Depends while we work out the details.)

Well Happy Birthday Micca! Your golden years have just begun!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Tig
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 02:13 PM

Happy birthday Oh Ancient One.

Shame we couldn't make your party at the weekend but I'll drink a pint or so in your honour at the earliest chance I get and burn you a birthday stick on my birthday fire in Derbyshire.

Lots of love and hugs,
Tig, Badger and Firecat.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:03 PM

Well, I must say, I never envisaged still knowing Micca when I was a spit off 40, when I first met him when I was 12 years old...........

and I could have sworn he was knocking 60 then.............. My Mum has always referred to him as Peter Pan............   :)

Happy birthday you old fart!

Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:35 PM

Thanks for the information and the offer catspaw! You have just increased your chances by saying Im 19!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: GUEST,Joe Offer, at the library
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:36 PM

60th birthday?
Did I notice this 60th birthday thread thread was started seven years ago?

No, huh?
Well, happy happy, Micca. 60 doesn't seem that old any more.

And you do it with such panache....

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Moses
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 07:50 AM

Glad you had a great party, Micca, and sorry I missed it. Will give you a big hug next time I see you.

Christine

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Cats at Work
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 09:20 AM

Happy Birthday Micca ~ we must have a 'Towersey Glee Club' Reunion soon!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 10:42 AM

It sounds like it was a wonderful surprise, Khatt! Happy birthday, Micca, and many more to come!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Áine
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 12:44 PM

Well as usual, I'm a day late and a dollar short . . . but, what the hey! Here's a big hug and kiss for your birthday!! Funny, the older I get, the younger '60' looks. ;-) All I know is, it sure looks good on you, darlin'.

Happy, happy, happy BD, Áine

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 01:13 PM

60 yaaay Happy Birthday bro!!!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Pistachio
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 02:19 PM

Belated wishes - Hazel x.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Micca
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:36 PM

and , at last Pix are Here

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:42 PM

It seems Manitas and Limpit seem to have not got into any!! I managed to be in the background, but we were there, honest!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: SussexCarole
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:22 PM

We have piccys now!   A very surprised Micca! Will bring them to the Getaway

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Micca
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:23 PM

OOOPSS!!!! Sorry Liz see revision

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:25 PM

Manitas' picture should have the caption "Now available at a wax work museum near you!"

:)

TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:49 PM

Ah... my vanity has been satiated.... Any offers for the waxwork seriously considered.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy 60th Birthday Micca!!
From: Dani
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 10:35 PM

What fun! Thanks for sharing the pictures.

Some American Mudcatters are saving birthday hugs for you, Micca. I'm one.

And, this year I am bringing my daughters to the Getaway. The little one has been singing the chorus from the Gladiator since I came home last year, and can't wait to hear you sing it.

I told her the verses were about a family, and their puppies, and the nice town where they live....

Dani