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Subject: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 04 Oct 05 - 11:22 AM Shambles is wrong!!! I was forced to open this thread by an elf!
And we will force you again, and again, until you do it our way or no way! - joeclone
Post #1!!!-Joe Offer, not a clone- |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 04 Oct 05 - 11:37 AM That's alright then. I suspected 'someone' had gone and started another Shatner thread.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 04 Oct 05 - 12:16 PM No way is Shatner appearing on this thread. Unfortunately I have go go to Whitby tomorrow and sink a few swift halves in The Endeavour, so I am relying on the Elves to DELETE any posts that I might deem unsuitable whilst I'm away. I think!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: *daylia* Date: 04 Oct 05 - 12:24 PM hee hee eeeeeevil hee! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: CarolC Date: 04 Oct 05 - 12:42 PM This looks like a good place to put a plug for one of my favorite TV shows... Boston Legal Denny Crane! ( ...and also this very funny movie) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Peace Date: 04 Oct 05 - 01:54 PM For my buddy, Little Hawk. A day without Shatner is a day without sunshine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Georgiansilver Date: 04 Oct 05 - 02:19 PM Shambles is wrong!!! I was forced to open this thread by an elf! says my mate Ted...but Ted...everyone elses 'elf is suffering because of this thread....the National Elf Service is already overworked and understaffed or should I say 'short' staffed. Best wishes, Mike. PS How is that gorgeous daughter of yours? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bill D Date: 04 Oct 05 - 06:16 PM oh, think of the dilema if Shambles posts something about Shatner! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 10 Oct 05 - 03:32 AM Morning Mike, The eldest ugly one is now at University in North Wales, training to be a Vet. So that's half my pension plan sorted, just got to get the youngest one out paying for me as soon as possible now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Date: 10 Oct 05 - 02:40 PM As far as William Shatner and I are aware – no poster on our forum has ever been forced to open a thread. We didn't say that no poster had ever been forced to start one. Perhaps we are wrong? What did they threaten you with Ted? Not the comfy chair....? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Date: 10 Oct 05 - 02:42 PM Or the small green writing.....? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:52 AM They threatened me with Bob Dylan records!!! Horrendous! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:28 AM Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:38 AM Nope! An elf has found a way of playing Bob Dylan at me through my computer speakers without me being able to shut it off!! It's awful, it sounds like Woody Guthrie with a Vicks inhaler stuffed up each of his nostrils!! Donovan it ain't! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:52 AM Unplug them? Or will you just end up with a toatlly accoustic Dylan then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Date: 11 Oct 05 - 07:29 AM [Zoom into Fang's horrified face] Fang [terrified]: The...Comfy Chair? [Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one] Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair! [They roughly push her into the Comfy Chair] Ximinez [with a cruel leer]: Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Biggles] Is that really all it is? Biggles: Yes, lord. Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess Biggles: I confess! Ximinez: Not you! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Sttaw Legend Date: 11 Oct 05 - 07:47 AM I think your tablets are out of date Ted |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:21 AM Subject: RE: BS: Censorship on Mudcat From: GUEST,Joe Offer - PM Date: 18 Mar 05 - 11:28 AM Well, I can't log in, either, so I don't have access to proof one way or another. Generally, the 100th/200th claims are a no-no in music threads and in many serious discussions. People have come to think of them as obnoxious. I don't know why, but that's what they think. I don't bother with them, but they're fair game for the Clones. -Joe Offer- Ted having succeeded in making claims for the 100th post less obnoxious - so that the Chief of the Mudcat Editing Staff himself now makes such claims and they are also safe from the attentions of the lesser of our anonymous volunteer fellow posters - it looks like you will have the record for the number of editing comments inserted unbidden into your post. In the first post to this thread - I see you already have both the tiny green writing and the brown stuff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:25 AM Bunahanainbnbin, I prefer the 'judas' style electric mewlings of High Holiness Bob of Dylan, to the earlier 'unplugged' racket, so I'd better leave the speakers plugged in! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:02 AM It's just that stopping him makes him try harder, so there's no point. The 10,00 on MOAB that's coming up is another matter though.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:41 AM Yo Shambles, I LIKE the tiny green and brown inserts! If this was 'The Times' or 'Flamenco International', or even 'Mountain Bike Rider' I may be concerned over censorship/editorial policy, BUT IT ISN'T! It's a bloody folky website with zero political influence, so I aren't too bothered about it. Oh bollocks! You've got me at it now! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 11 Oct 05 - 10:17 AM 9633 by the way ... oh... sorry.... wrong thread! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Jeri Date: 11 Oct 05 - 10:21 AM Nobody EVER inserts anything in what I write! We could, you know! What do you mean, 'we', kimosabe? Haha - made you highlight me. In my personal judgement, this is not funny. Oh yes it is! Wait a minute, who the hell are YOU!? Hang on a sec, and I'll reveal my... secret identity. TA=DA! I am actually the EggMan - "Koo-koo-catchoo" Gesundheit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 11 Oct 05 - 10:29 AM Brown is the new black. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 11 Oct 05 - 10:46 AM (In best 90 dB Drill Sergeant style.) Right you 'orrible lot! You will stop all this arseing around with HTML right now! What are you going to do? We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!I can't hear you! We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!You can do better than that, ladies! We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!Louder! We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!Right, that's it! Double time round the yard! Did I say stop! No! Keep going! That's better! But watch it, or you'll be doing that in full kit at 3 am! DISSS-WAIT FOR IT--MISSED! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Donuel Date: 11 Oct 05 - 12:07 PM I was shocked Shocked I say. Shatner is actually laugh out loud hysterically funny on the Boston Legal TV series. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:52 PM Go wash your mouth out with soap Donuel. Don T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 13 Oct 05 - 03:37 AM Yo Shambles, Are you out there petal? I now realise that whenever you get close to completely routing your detractors, the mudcat "Authorities" DELIBERATELY CRASH THE MUDCAT FOR A FEW DAYS.This little trick is designed to give them a bit of breathing space in order to attempt to respond to your pearls of wisdom. The cheese eating surrender monkeys!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 13 Oct 05 - 08:22 AM Ted, are you seriously suggesting the secret cabal running the 'cat in a way to annoy Shambles are French? No one will take you seriously, you know. If you had tried Canadian, you might have got somewhere.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 13 Oct 05 - 08:30 AM Hmmmm.... Isn't Canada part of America then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: mooman Date: 13 Oct 05 - 08:33 AM Shatner infiltrates Mudcat |
