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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 17 Oct 05 - 10:31 PM I is in New Joisy, the Garden State has a disappointing number of trees to water! I is nursing the hangover wot UPS delivered this mornin' I 'ad a wunnerful time with 2 young wimmen, Holly and Maddie that plied me with liquour and petted me and hugged me but didn't call me George! I'ad a very interestin conversation with a Gorilla that had been abandoned on her weddin' night with her twins. Ewetopia the Sheep looking very fetching in her kilt and crown who was toping any alcoholic bottle's availiable....and some people think that folk music is boring. This weekend I woz mostly drinkin' everything....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Oct 05 - 03:50 AM Jack... did you stick Heartfrog into your rucksack whilst under the influence? Seems he is now missing, presumed drunk. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Oct 05 - 05:59 PM Did he make it to the Getaway? Any pictures yet?? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 18 Oct 05 - 09:51 PM Never fear, I made it to the Getaway and 'ad a wunnerful time. Many pics have been taken and they will be posted soon when I've catched up on some sleep! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Oct 05 - 02:45 AM Are you going to post them in your Flickr site or on here? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:28 AM There are pix of Jack, Face down among the empty beer bottles, part full bottle in mouth,at about 3 am in the dining hall!!! and there is at least one of him singingalong, and I heard he pestered a lot of "well known" Catters and FSGW folks to pose for pix too |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:33 AM I think Sorcha is right though - if people would just learn to speak proper 'dog' to Jack - so many try to address him in 'cat'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:46 AM Jack has a new friend who is in law enforcement. Henry will be busy keeping Jack's name out of the local papers' police blotters, as keeping him on the straight and narrow is out of the question. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:50 AM Have you seenwhat he did to Mrs Duck? Pics on '2005 Getaway Reflections Here...' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:03 PM okay, now the Getaway *sniff* is over......if someone could summarise the worst?What do we owe and to whom? How many States is he wanted in, how many paternity suits will be heading this way and when are we likely to see the nasty, flea-ridden little psychopath.....I mean, the dear little chap again? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Janie Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:11 PM Wish I had been warned he was a drag queen....I'd a brought some finery to contribute! Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:13 PM And what has he done with Heartfrog? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:12 PM sold him into slavery, I 'spect......although, sorry Jacqui, anything that sings Achy Breaky Heart deserves a damn sight worse than that. At least our Jack is silent......well, until that 3rd beer or someone starts singing Eskimo Nell ( that's his favourite). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:14 PM Morty....the news could be bad...SO Far, we went through 6 states and there are Wanted posters up with his picture on in all of them! I did bring some bail money with me but I under estimated the little sh1t, er pooch and it seems I am going to have to cut down on the amount of retail therapy I need to do so I have enough money to bail him out of the county jail. I think pixie and yourself owe me many pints and possibley some therapy to get over this trip with him because he may end up in the care of Homeland Security...or FBI...or CIA or whatever.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:17 PM Paternity suits....THAT explains the poor dog that hung around the dining hall. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:55 PM Oh dear.... so where is he now? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:04 PM Jack is snuggled up with SINSULL's cat Alice!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:24 PM That would be the one I've heard referred to as 'Alice the Slut'? Hope Jack's shots are up to date! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:32 PM That would be the one MMario! Im not sure if we will be able to get Jack back into the UK! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:45 PM The crate marked 'Quarentine Immediately' may be the best bet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:48 PM I agree although we may have to drug him first to get him in the crate!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:51 PM I want to see what happens when he meets one of Sinsull's other cats - Ed. This is the king-pin of the household, or so he thinks, and he doesn't take kindly to interlopers, so if you read reports of a major domestic disturbance in the South Portland area you know what's happening. That dog could be the cause of a real break in UK/USA relations. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Henry Date: 19 Oct 05 - 07:39 PM Henry here. Jack got busted on a Drunk and Disorderly at one of the local bars, but I managed to intervene before they booked him or took a mugshot. CatsPHiddle will not have to curb her retail thereapy as much as she originally feared. She owes ranger1 a pint at the local now, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:18 PM Well. the Debts mount and the little |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 20 Oct 05 - 04:56 AM How lovely to hear that he's made so many new friends...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 20 Oct 05 - 03:58 PM Twoflower is still convinced that there's more than one of him and still refuses to come out of the shed......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 20 Oct 05 - 10:43 PM Well, he nearly met his doom tonight when Seamus found him and tried to carry him off. For some reason all of his detractors present at the time made valiant attempts to rescue him so any further misbeaviour is on their heads. Seamus would have been delighted to have brought him home and kept him as a toyboy - I've had my doubts about that dog for a while now! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Oct 05 - 06:46 PM The crew has now taken off for the Press Room session today and Jack has gone with them. I did warn them to try and keep him away from the local 'ladies' at the sleazier end of the bar. Some of those bitches would do anything to snag the likes of Jack. I'm thinking in particular of Jolene, who will chase anything in trousers, or without, she really isn't fussy! I'm not sure that poor Jack would know what he was letting himself in for....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 21 Oct 05 - 06:55 PM Poor Jack, my tired backside.....he will know exactly what he is doing and, if it's Jolene, I hope she gets an address.....an accurate one, I mean. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Oct 05 - 06:58 PM We shall see.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 21 Oct 05 - 10:22 PM I is back from the Press Room an' I 'av met the gorgeous Jolene an' I is bringing 'er back to be me bride. Now where's me cigarettes??.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Dani Date: 21 Oct 05 - 11:28 PM You know, of course, the story of the bear who sat at the bar and barked for a beer? The bartender said, "We don't serve beer to bears." The bear pounded on the bar and DEMANDED to be served. The bartender said, "We DON'T serve beer to bears at this BAR!" The bear roared his disapproval, and to frighten the bartender into submission, reached over to a woman sitting at the end of the bar, ripped her to pieces and ate her ALL UP. The bartender said, "We DON'T serve beer to bears on DRUGS." That slowed the bear down. "WHAT?!" "That was a bar-bitch-you-ate." Dani |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Oct 05 - 07:53 AM I KNEW it! I knew that Jolene would snag him! That bitch is a walking black hole for unsuspecting males. She's been wanting to goet out of town for a long long time and I know she got her rabies shots when she knew Jack was going to be in the Press Room. Believe me, this is one conniving piece of work! I think that Jack should have been left chez Morse last night - he got on so well with Seamus the night before and he would have been free of encumbrances today. Now we'll have to put up with Jolene's antics at the song circle tonight. (Thinks - maybe we can get Seamus to carry her off before it really is too late. He's immune to her charms - if a llama can't reel him in there's no chance for Jolene.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Oct 05 - 10:14 AM OOh.. are there any pictures of this Jolene?? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Oct 05 - 01:27 PM I think some photos were taken - we'll try and get them on line ASAP. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Dog gone heartbroken Date: 22 Oct 05 - 02:09 PM I'm a looking for you Jack................ http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_1866_7111300 I'm only a poor pooch could someone do a blue clicky thing for me please |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Oct 05 - 02:13 PM Sorry DGH - that damned Jolene has her paws well stuck into the lad - looks like he might have met his match here. And once these trailer park girls get themselves a male they tend to make sure he don't stray! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: My guru always said Date: 22 Oct 05 - 04:20 PM Here you go..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Dog gone Heartbroken Date: 22 Oct 05 - 07:01 PM ma pa's a-lookin' for yer too Jack........ http://www.thinktanktoys.com/image.php?imagefile=images/vendors/rubies/50435-large.jpg hey Hils can you help a cast off canine out again with that blue clicky stuff? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Oct 05 - 02:58 AM Lookin' for the bitch that shot ma paw...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: My guru always said Date: 23 Oct 05 - 05:28 AM Glad to oblige! In penance for Jack failing to appear in his role as First Prize in the Banbury MudRaffle, could a kind Catter from across the pond please ensure that he fails to return to the UK? Please? Just for a while? Even if he does return to his native home, I expect he won't manage to appear at the Bedworth MudGather. 'Spect he's too scared of the Inflatable MadCat!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 23 Oct 05 - 09:00 AM Seamus did try to retian him here but the UK contingent put a stop to that. Jolene is all fired anxious to make it back across the pond - she reckons there's a better life over there, no dog catchers and free medical treatment from the RSPCA, so I think that there's very little chance that the boy will be able to stay over here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Col K Date: 24 Oct 05 - 02:51 PM Jack and his new ladyfriend (trailor trash ) Jolene left here last night to travel with friends to New Hampshire. This place sure seems quiet without them performing all over the place. They never stopped during the song circle, eventually Sinsull had to throw a bucket of water over them so that she could get some sleep. Life here is so peaceful now. Col |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 24 Oct 05 - 03:05 PM Are you seriously telling me that we not only have Jack to put up with, we now have his trailer trash girlpup as well?????? I comfort myself with the thoughts that a)they may not find their way back to the airport and b) they will end up at Pixie's anyway ( she's offline at the moment in case anyone is wondering why the concerned 'parent' hasn't had much to say)........well, that and the fact that she is ignoring the whole thing and hoping he will go away. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Oct 05 - 03:58 PM HAHAHAHAHAAA Some chance she has that he'll stay away! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 24 Oct 05 - 04:04 PM What everyone is refraining from mentioning is that Jolene has pups from two previous liasons in tow. Jack has more than met his match. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 24 Oct 05 - 04:48 PM oh dear heaven, grand puppies?????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 24 Oct 05 - 04:56 PM WEll I wouldn't call 'em grand. Nobody knows who the fathers were but we hear that she was seduced both times with Duelling Banjoes... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 24 Oct 05 - 05:01 PM Morty, Jolene's puppies would be your Great Granpuppies!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Big Mick Date: 24 Oct 05 - 05:52 PM I want you to know that I was out of town, my blood type is different, I never met the woman, and that I am faithful to the end to KOKO and the kids. Mick(coming dear!!!) |
