BS: Bush to Resign....

Subject: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 10:02 PM

Well, well, well...

(BPI) November 17, 2005.

"Bush Considers Throwing in the Towel"

According to un-named sources within the White House, President George W, Bush is considering, among othe options, resigning from the Presidency, to take over as CEO of the Dallas based "Mister Big 'Un Prezel Company", a company that his father and former presdient purchased last month for $6.7M...

Scottie McClennan, when asked about the the possibility that he might soon be working for Vice President Cheney said, "Hey, it's a job and it pays better than my last job as greeter at Walmart."

Meanwhile, Cheney's Chief of Staff "Scooter Libby" said, "Hey, it's time that the rightfull man should be president. He won't mess around with Rove v. Wade. He'll get someone that can get the job done."

The Bush folks, on the other hand, are businging themselves for the move to the pretzel factory.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 10:55 PM

Damn, I wish it was true!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: number 6
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 11:26 PM

For a half a second there I thought there really was a God, and he was giving the world a 2nd chance !

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 11:35 PM

I vote he goes straight to prison, heck with letting him resign before he's indicted.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Peace
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 05:37 PM

Well, seems that y'all have the choice between stupid and evil. Because if Bush goes, that leaves you know who to take over. Ya wanna see something REALLY SCARY?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 06:06 PM

not if cheney is sharing his cell...and you know what that leads to...i wonder where bush's christain ideals will go to everytime he picks up the soap..

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Peace
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 06:07 PM

His ideals will be pushed further up where they are now.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 06:26 PM

Then at least he would discover how it feels to have someone do to him what he has been doing to US citizensfor the last five years.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Teribus
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 06:29 PM

Same old crap Bobert - So bored that you have to recycle it?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Charley Noble
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 06:33 PM

But I just heard that Cheney was resigning as well, and plans to resign first, to be replaced by Secretary of State Rice. Now you've heard that rumor too.

Aren't rumors wonderful?

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: DougR
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 07:16 PM

"It seems to me I've heard this song before!" (With apologies to Harry James).

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Don Firth
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 07:45 PM

Well . . . I'm resigned to his sticking around for the full term (sigh). But that doesn't mean I have to sit on my patoot and do nothing until then.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 08:03 PM

Teribus and Dougie,

Nah, this ain't the same ol' crap... This *IS* new crap, gol dangit... An' I resents the both of ya's sayin' mean stuff about it bein' like ol' stuff... Key, might be in the same key, guys, but different song so...

...bite me!!!

There, guess I tolt you two's....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: John Hardly
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 08:08 PM

I don't think that Bush resigned. I think that he, Flynn, Fleck, and Cowan just all decided to call it quits. It wasn't anyone's fault. Heck, I've seen Cowan with Bush many times since those days, and I've seen Bush and Fleck likewise together.

I suppose that would imply that if anyone resigned, it was Flynn.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush to Resign....
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 08:21 PM

He is too perseverant to resign. It's a mental thing. Kinda like going to the same movie over and over in the hopes of catching one of the actors making a mistake this time, or looking foi a different ending.

A