BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection

Subject: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Sexy Santa
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:38 AM

We have been discussing what sexy presents we would like to receive or give, this was a very interesting and revealing discussion.

The conversation discussed Ann Summers shops and her website where you can order many very interesting items…..are there anymore like this out there

What sexy presents would you like to receive or give for Christmas and why ?

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:05 AM

If it were within my power, I would like to give everyone the "gift" of freedom from irrational sexual repression. I would like everyone to feel comfortable with their own sexuality and not feel they have to answer to anyone else as long as whatever they do involves conscious competent consenting adult humans. Of course, that is not a commodity and may not qualify as a "present."

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:11 AM

A real live person so that the toys aren't necessary. Wouldn't that be something new.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:11 AM

A banjo player with a job.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:20 AM

I would like the woman that has everything a man could want....NO sorry try again...all the attributes a man could desire.......I suppose if a woman had everything a man wanted she might have.......a hairy chest, hairy legs, moustache.........
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:58 AM

We have been discussing

Really--and proud of it right?

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 11:05 AM

The gossip crew.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 01:27 PM

I would like to give a battery-powered Chiquita Banana to some deserving lady of my choice. Cordless. Only the best for those I love.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 01:29 PM

They need it do they.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Sexy Santas helper
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 01:50 PM

Ann Summers website and an introduction to some fun stuff ideas Christmas selection

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:24 PM

Poor sods. Find a human.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: number 6
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:32 PM

I would like a protective sheath for my new snow blower.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:36 PM

Some of you good people should try and lighten up a bit, what is wrong with a little titivation from time to time, I really do think that "Sexy Santa" has less sexual hang-ups than most of you combined or have the PC Police Squad taken away your freedom of thought

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:40 PM

the head dildo has been heard from

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:41 PM

Isn't annamill still purveying sexy lingerie? If so, maybe someone could blicky us to it?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: number 6
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 03:43 PM

"the PC Police Squad taken away your freedom of thought"

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own...

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:02 PM

I should like to give to my wife a full set of labia piercings, into which she would insert gold coins.






I have always wanted to come into money.......
(sorry)

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:17 PM

....and world peace and to work with poor animals.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: artbrooks
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:10 PM

Can't say that satin undies, leather, whips and chains do anything for me.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 06:07 PM

Oh, you've tried them all, have you, art?

Silly stuff. Sex in trees is much better. You haven't HAD sex till you've done it on a swaying branch overhanging a hundred foot drop. Grapevine sex is cool too, but it demands some ambidextrous capabilities which you humans mostly ain't got.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 06:43 PM

sex in a tree? sounds awfully sweet to me.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 07:15 PM

http://www.ai-biyaku.com/html2/bybe4.html

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 07:17 PM

Hey Chongo....don't think you are clever for your tree activities or the grapevine for that matter....I too worked in France at the grape picking and I know what it is like to be in/on/around grapevines with my 'lover'. Some of my best moments have been in trees........
So climb back into your tree and chew-bacca.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: bobad
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 07:35 PM

Dress jesus for Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:50 PM

Guest, re: http://www.ai-biyaku.com/html2/bybe4.html

Some of those things look like Barney!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:17 PM

Well, well, well. I can see that this Anne Summers and I will have a power struggle for the world thong market. I have several new items that should be ready in time for Christmas. I am right now propigating a thong tree that can be grown in most temperate climates. For Canadians it will be a thermal underwear vine. For Giok in scotland I have finally managed to make fishnets and a gartef belt for his beloved sheep. I just keep working one day at a time to make it a better and safer world.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 10:29 PM

That reminds me...have you seen William Shatner in a thong?

It's an arresting sight, I can tell you.

He really ought to do a Christmas show, and get Rosanne Barr to play Mrs Claus.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 11:41 PM

I have a photo of William (Shat to me) Shatner and myself in matching thongs when we went on a cruise to the Greek Isles together. THe man plays a helluva baritone Uke I tell you!

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 04:55 AM

We have an Ann Summers shop in sunny Ull, I must pay a visit......

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 11:28 AM

Yes. How clever. We play dressup at home with the significant other and then wonder why it carries over to the streets. Let me see. I can go home and play with Ken or Barbie and then completely change when I see another Ken or Barbie on the streets. I make him/her look 'sexy' at home and then don't apply that to the hims and hers I see downtown. Split level reality.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Emma B
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 01:34 PM

Don't go to the Ann Summers shop, get yourself an invite to an Ann Summers party MUCH more fun :>)
Wow! that corn on the cob!

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:45 PM

How very sad. There are better ways to butter it.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:42 AM

EmmaB
Have taken your advice and signed up for an Ann Summers party.....will let you know the outcome.

Do you need anything?

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Folkiedave
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:58 PM

As if...............................

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Sexy santas helper
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 07:16 AM

More Christmas presents here I've allready got my order in, black and red is in this year.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 10:50 AM

Some people need all the help they can get.

Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 06:04 PM

I am going to buy a collapsable pussy.