BS: Big Boobs Big Brain

Subject: RE: BS: Big Boobs Big Brain
From: *daylia*
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 09:24 AM

Thanks John. I just knew only a boob would believe it!

Subject: RE: BS: Big Boobs Big Brain
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 08:58 AM

A Google for the "researcher" cited by this report fails to show any returns other than repetitions of the article.

I'm inclined to believe this blog (about the third comment down):

"Any warning bells yet? Of course this is another made-up story from the Weekly World News, brought online through Yahoo! entertainment. Dr. Yvonne Rossdale does not exist, and the study is just made up.
That didn't prevent the Norwegian online newspaper Nettavisen from bringing this great news to all our local large breasted blondes, attributing the story to Yahoo! News. It also gave them an excuse for using a nice picture to capture the reader's attention, and I take that lesson."

Several versions of the original article state that "American women have the biggest boobs in the world." If this is true, it's only because there are more "artifical ones" here, perhaps. This appears to come under the category of "artificial intelligence," perhaps.

I will venture that my exposure to gifted women at my somewhat "elite" university would easily support that intelligent women are a lot more sexy than the real dummies, but variation in boobishness seemed on a par with the general population. (I really did notice such things way back then.)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Big Boobs Big Brain
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 08:48 AM

Ye Gods.. that must mean that Jordan is a genius!!!

I strongly suspect that bigger boobs = bigger brains is entirely down to more protein and generally better diet all round.

And if the Americans think that C cups are impressive, then boy have they been watching the wrong movies!

LTS

Subject: BS: Big Boobs Big Brain
From: *daylia*
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 08:19 AM

All Googley-eyed after perusing Wolfgang's thread about big balls? Feeling frustratingly fixated on your family jewels so early in the morning? Tsk tsk tsk!

Well, worry not. Here's a little something to help balance your load ....Big Boobs and Big Brains

"BIG-BOOBED gals have a new reason to stick out their chests with pride. A surprising study proves they're more intelligent than their small-breasted sisters! The study of 1,200 women conducted by Chicago sociologists comes in the wake of a recently released report stating that blonde rocket scientists outnumber brunettes.   

"Although I hate to admit it, we found that women with big busts average 10 IQ points higher than less well-endowed women," reveals lead researcher Dr. Yvonne Rossdale, herself a meager 32A. "The myth that women with voluptuous figures are not smart should now be shelved, along with the misconception that all blondes are dumb."

American women have the largest breasts in the world and our nation's knockers have been increasing in volume with each generation. According to a recent report, the average U.S. cup size has ballooned to an impressive C.

That, the sociologists speculate, may explain why the United States leads the world in science and technology. "Well-endowed women, many of them shyly concealing their assets behind lab coats in research and development departments across the country, could be considered America's secret weapon," the researcher observes."

Hmmm. I'm taking all this with a big bouncin' blob of silicone, myself. Would a similar study done in, say, Paris or Ottawa or Moscow, have yielded the same results? And hey, if it's true, what could be done to save the planet from the stupifying effect of billions upon billions of those wispy little Asian ladies?   Quick quick quick - we gotta know!

;-)