BS: Chongo's family?

Subject: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 04:43 PM

An ugly bunch, lemme tell ya! Here's......

Uncle Veeno!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 04:47 PM

Cousin Lookie

Gotta admit, he's kinda cute.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 04:58 PM

In the slammer!

That's cousin Ronnie. He don't look too happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 05:01 PM

The Rock Star! Brother Benjamin.

So cool!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chachi
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 05:03 PM

Chong's dad, Cosmo...

Just relaxin'...

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 05:08 PM

Could this be...

Chongo?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 05:11 PM

KREEE-GAHHH!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 08:50 PM

Meanest chimp in 48 states:

Boss Kobutu

He's been trying to put Chongo on ice for awhile now, and vice versa. He is the kingpin.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: number 6
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 09:57 PM

Yikes !!!!

Now that is one mean monkey ... I certainly won't take him on!

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:14 PM

Yeah, I know the bastard. Kobutu commands more firepower than Lucky Luciano ever did. I hope I live to see him go down for the count.

Jersey Joe, I know you too. You're a jerk gorilla. A jerk gorilla with a glass jaw, just like your namesake that got cold-cocked by Rocky Marciano. You're right that my uncle Veeno is ugly...but he ain't a patch on you.

Here's a candid photo I got of you, the time you got hit in the coconuts with a fastball over at Wrigley Field. Remember?

OWWWWW--YAAAAHHH!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 12:08 AM

Yer a freakin' idiot, Chongo. You wanna show embarrassing photos do ya? You just wait. You are askin' for trouble, you little squirt.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: number 6
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 12:13 AM

Jersy Joe ... I wish you would go flattin that dorky, wise assed monkey Chongo!

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 12:22 AM

Ha. I'm shakin' in my booties, Joe. Just shakin'.

Not.

I can still hear that yell you gave when the hardball nailed you in the goolies, Jerky Joe. Every ape in town heard it. They thought Tarzan had got vine-burn REAL bad that time. Ha! Ha! Ha! I guess that's why you walk funny now, isn't it? Or is that just hereditary?

Number 6? Go climb yer thumb, Jasper.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 08:48 PM

Chongo? You still there? Chew on this, dimwit!

Special for YOU

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 05:14 PM

Yeah? Sit on THIS, Jersey Joe!

Made specially for YOU!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Big Red
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 11:53 PM

Hey, Chongo? Yeah, you...you stupid chimp...I got somethin' for you.

You get double!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 01:12 AM

Chongo's hero.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 02:08 AM

You'd have to live in Florida to get the joke about the trainer living in "Oscaloosa County, Florida". Needless to say, there's no such county, but there is an "Osceola County" and an "Okaloosa County". Put 'em both together to get "Oscaloosa". Yuck, yuck! But, hey, whattaya expect from a guy who writes stories about a chimp detective? Originality?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Slag
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 03:23 AM

LH, your's wins so far. Most posters apparently don't no a chimp from a bonobo, a gorilla for an orangutan, or a cartoon from a chump! Chee Cheatah, let's swing outta here. aaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaAaAh!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:28 AM

Hey, Edgar Rice Burroughs used to live right here in Pocatello, Idaho! Where do you think he learned about jungles? Africa? New Yawk?