BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 09:58 PM

Guitars are beautiful. Banjos are sublime.

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: What is fascinating in a mirror? A world I am not at the center of. :||

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,Arnie Naiman
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 03:11 PM

I'm one of those folks making bad music I guess. I got hired by Ken Perlman to teach bad banjo music to the world at The Midwest Banjo Camp in this June. I suppose Dipwad won't be there.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 11:13 AM

Banjos don't make bad music--bad musicians make bad music.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 10:29 AM

How to shut the guitarist up ?

Give him some musical notation and ask him to play it.

eric [ banjo player ]
incidently banjo players rell the best banjo jokes.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 08:46 AM

Banjo - The True Path !

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Ernest
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 08:15 AM

Guest DB: it is all very easy. People starting threads like these are most often guitar players who can`t stand the thought that a banjo is louder than a guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,DB
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 06:16 AM

I don't understand this prejudice against banjos - wish I could play one!

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:43 AM

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo Earl...................unless it's the sound of a chicken in a vacuum cleaner.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: tarheel
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:16 PM

GEEZZZZZ DICKWAD....next there'll be from you a..NO MORE FIDDLES,no more dulcimers...no more mandolins...no more guitars...no more....oh what the heck....
NO MORE DICKWADS!!!!!!( i know it's DIPWAD,but it LOOKS better the way i spelled it...DICKWAD!!!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:52 AM

I don't follow that last remark at all, Clinton. Too mysterious.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:48 AM

Or bagpipeists.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:47 AM

No LH... I don't catch, cause I'd hate to put you outa work

I know you need those men's-room glory-hole quarters to support the rest of your pathetic existance

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: leftydee
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:43 AM

As a plus for the banjo, it at least enlists some players that, might otherwise, become accordionists.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:39 AM

And you aren't catching either. Fortunately.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:54 AM

" Here, Clinton. Bend over..."

I don't catch... unlike you and your momma....

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 10:40 PM

Good point, LH--that's a true moral dilemma.

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,Earl Scruggs
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:22 PM

Dipwad
Ever heard Foggy Mountain Breakdown? I though not.
Here, Clinton. Bend over and I'll play you the Deliverance Theme!

Ptttooooooiiiii--------DING! Heee HAW!

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:19 PM

Hardly G:ODW... I'm just doing my best to give yet another crap fest of postings at Mudcat the attention they deserve... Cause I can't reach through the cable-modem and wipe shit right onto the hard-dive

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:19 PM

Hmmm. What about people who turn to religion because of having been tortured by banjo music when they were young and helpless?

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,opinionated dipwad
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:11 PM

Way to go, Clinton. You are a man with a good head on his shoulders. I bet you are against religion too. Am I right? Of course I am. When have I ever been wrong?

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:07 PM

I've heard a lot of different banjos in my life....

They all sound like someone dropping grannys silverware down the fire-escape to me...

Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:04 PM

You misspelled your last name. It's dickwad. D I C K W A D.

Subject: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,opinionated dipwad
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 07:59 PM

This is my opinion. I base it mainly on my own tendency to see myself as right and most others as wrong. I say it, so it is now gospel. Those who agree with me are welcome to add their comments below, and we can all agree that the world would be way better off with no banjos. Banjos have never done a single good thing for anybody. They are useless and evil. Destroy all banjos.

Discuss to your heart's content...