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BS: Kendall is a Pussy...

Bobert 24 Jan 06 - 08:04 PM
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GUEST,Art Thieme 24 Jan 06 - 09:12 PM
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Subject: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:04 PM

Okay, I couldn't help myself after LtS's thread but on a more serious note- okay, not terribly serious- the P-Vine and I adopted a new cat three days ago and have been racking our barin's fir a name fir the feller... Well, tonight I spied him getting ready to mark my Mrtin guitar case and, of course, Kendall came to mind... Ahhhh, not that I let him close 'nuff at the Getaway to the guitar or the case but....

So meet out new kitty, Kendall!!!!

Sorry, Capt'n....

Bobert


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:09 PM

Don't let the kitty mark the case.... and don't you mark it like a kitty!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:12 PM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:16 PM

And for God's sake keep the case closed! Cats, particularly new adoptees, often labor under the misconception that "If it looks like a litter box, it must be a litter box."

My Wechter case still smells vaguely of catshit seven years after the fact.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 09:12 PM

Alas, if Kendall writes a song now, the creative process would be very much like bringiing up a hairball!!

"Oh, the humanity!!!" --- (Herb Morrison-WLS radio news a few years ago... ;-)

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 09:51 PM

Poor cat!

;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 11:01 PM

You COULD fill the Martin and the case with kitty litter, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 11:19 PM

Hey we COULD fill Martin Gibson with kitty litter, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Deda
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 12:00 AM

He seems to do a plenty good enough job of that on his own.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 12:37 AM

Bobert, thanks for doing this.
Kendall named his damn dog after me, and this serves him right.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 09:09 AM

Like they say, Seamus, what gors around comes around...

Meow......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 09:36 AM

Are you going to have him neutered?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 09:38 AM

she said with great glee


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 10:10 AM

Mary that is an evil thought, poor Jacqui! Anyway remember your 'embarassing moment' with Seamus!!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Big Mick
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 10:32 AM

..... and should you not be able to remember it, never fear, for we shall never forget it ........


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 11:27 AM

Mary still mentions that on a regular basis Mick - no chance of it being forgotten!

Bobert - what a nice thing to do. You obviously have a deep understanding of the Cap'n's nature - he's a real pussycat. Just give him a stroke behind the ear and he rolls over for more!



jacqui.c - running for cover......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 11:32 AM

♫♪My D-I-V-O-R-C-E became final today ♪♫

Sailing pretty close to the wind there First Mate!!
G ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 11:42 AM

yeah - wishing a stroke on Kendall after all he's gone through with his vocal cords and all. not nice. ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:25 PM

I'm disappointed that you could only think of a poor imitation of my thread title... just going for the shock value, whereas mine was just a description of my garden contents - and how glad I am that I didn't mention the nest in my bush.... However I am flattered that you thought my thread worthy of imitation.

Kendall is lovely, and deserves to have his tummy tickled.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:37 PM

Yes, he does, LtS, 'cept after a few minutes of it, he tends to bite...

Ahhh, sorry for the shameless rip off of yer thread title but hay, "Immitation is the highest form of flattery..."

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 07:21 PM

Actually I have two nests.. one in my butterfly bush and one in my pittisporum though sadly, both are empty.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Tinker
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 08:28 PM

No question about it. Although Kendall may look a bit like a tough tom, he's never had an aversion to a good hug. And he laps up attention like a saucer of cream.

Tink


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 09:48 PM

Who DOESN'T wish a stroke on Kendall?! He deserves the best of everything....

Dani


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 10:09 PM

Think I'll name my weasel, Kendall.   HAHA


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 09:03 AM

That's stoatally unnecessary Guest.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 04:32 PM

Liz - when we next make it over there I'll make sure you have the opportunity to tickle his tummy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 08:09 AM

What about me, Jacqui? Ever since the dog park incident I haven't even been allowed to hug him never mind tickle his tummy. Does his back leg run when you do?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 02:56 PM

Not his back leg anyway, and it doesn't run!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 02:59 PM

Dribble a bit then?
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 03:00 PM

Eeeewwwwwe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 11:17 PM

Now I feel sorry for Kendall. The cat can take care of itself. Look what you started, Bobert!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 08:14 AM

No need to feel sorry for him Maggie - Kendall loves all the attention.

He's just called us whackos! That's the pot calling the kettle black!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 10:46 AM

Kendall the Cat news:

Well, Kendall the cat has forgotten all about markin' my Martin guitar case and is now intent on whupping up on Emma, the small female cat... Been a lot of hissin' and screamin'... Now given Kendall the non'cats way wid the women, Kendall the cat may be in fir a name change,.... or worse...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 10:47 AM

Sounds just about right to me. You should see him and Jacqui go at it!
OOOPS I wasn't supposed to say that!
Don't worry though. Emma will win out in the end.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 10:52 AM

MMFFTT!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 02:27 PM

Ms Mary - you're letting the cat out of the bag!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 02:28 PM

Although out of the cellar would be more apt in this household......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 03:02 PM

MMFFTT?
Please translate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: KT
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 03:05 PM

Jacqui, and Mary, now that's the third time you've nearly ruined my keyboard! I've got to learn to swallow my tea before I read!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 03:12 PM

MMFFTT?
Please translate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 07:36 PM

Kendall hurt his back today. And despite my protestations, he removed his shirt and his t-shirt so that Jacqui could have a look. We unwed maidens can only take so much. I was immediately reminded of Seamus' shameless display in the dog park and then wondered how Kendall the Cat is doiung.
Bebert? An update?
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 08:06 PM

Kendall (the Cat) Update:

Well, it hasn't been a purdy sight 'round here as Kendall the Cat continues eityh his stalkin' and pouncing on both Emma (the small clico) and Meeko (the big black longhair) and they are both gettin' just a little tired of Kendall's crap...Figuratively and literally since he uses his cat box and theirs... But he's staying the he3ck away dfrom my Martin guitar case so, as far as I'm concerned, that stuff is their problem to work out...

One thing which is rather irritating is that he will not use the big litter box outside... Nope, holds it until he come in...

But he seems to be a purdy good cat other than his pouncing on the other cats which continue to produce shreaiks from Emma and growls from the Meeko...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 08:38 PM

Serves you right for naming him Kendall!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 08:39 PM

If you get another, you can name it Barbiedall.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 08:48 PM

Actually, we are now considering getting yet another cat but this time a small kitten so that Kendall will have something to beat up on...

No, Cluin. There won't be no Bobert going to the door yellin' "Barbiedoll"... I got my pride...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 11:38 PM

LOL....You could name her Jacqui....


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 06 - 04:52 AM

You could name it Sullivan!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Mar 06 - 06:10 AM

Bobert, every time I fed my cats, I would whistle at first.

Now when I want them, I just whistle. Worked for every cat I've ever owned. I've got my pride too...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Mar 06 - 07:35 AM

If he names it Jacqui or Sullivan then Kendall will be in for a hard time, if the kitten follows the name.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Mar 06 - 02:11 PM

Can't you just see the cute little fuzzy kitten following your cat around saying "I love you, Kendall" as she jumps from behind furniture and knocks him down or steals his cat treats. heh heh


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Mar 06 - 02:17 PM

Oh yes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 06 - 02:20 PM

Why not name the next one Nuckinfutz?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: kendall
Date: 09 Mar 06 - 07:05 AM

Sigh


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Mar 06 - 07:14 AM

Who's a little ray of sunshine this morning then?
G.☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Mar 06 - 07:58 AM

Damn it, Giok! Coffee on the keyboard!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Mar 06 - 08:17 AM

I was tempted to rename my kitten Martin Gibson. It knows where the cat box is, it knows how to use the cat flap. It just seems to prefer to shit all over the place inside...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: kendall
Date: 09 Mar 06 - 09:58 AM

..ray of sunshine? Certainly not the Guest who insinuated that the Scots are scumbags in the Icons of Englishness thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Mar 06 - 11:09 AM

Must admit that I've never opened that thread, I felt it was rude to intrude on private grief.
It would seem that I made the right decision!
Giok


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