BS: Bush the War Hero

Subject: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST,Swift Boat Vet
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 08:50 PM

Well, my buds and I have had just about enough of you Mudcat crybaby liberals bashing President Bush and so I'm here to set the record straight.

Yes, it is difficult for the President to talk about those last 18 months of his service but I will. He was assigned to a highly secret Special Forces unit in Vietnam to fly a captured MIG fighter into Hanoi, make his way to a hospital where I was being held captive, kill several North Vietnames regulars who were guarding me, carry me on his own back 2 miles back to the airfeild and fly my to safety, landing on an aircraft a carrier somewhere off the shores of South Vietnam.

I cannot give my name here because of the classified nature of the mission and because of national security issues but you can take it to the bank that this occured.

So, for all you Kerry crybabies, have a little respect for the real hero, George W. Bush.

Swift Boat Veteran for Truth

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST,George Bush
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 08:56 PM

Now you've let the cat out of the bag.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 09:00 PM

yeah right. and the only thing he fears is krytomite.

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Truth is to the Bush what krytomite is to Superman.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 09:02 PM

Hmmmmmmmm?

Do you do drugs, Swifty???

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 09:05 PM

I'm glad to hear the real truth finally. I can tell by just looking at you that you speak truth. I would not dream of insulting you by suggesting any need for verification.

(Nicely done, by the way)

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 09:21 PM

I believe every word of this because President Bush is a rather self-effacing sort. I would have thought that George H. Bush was a bit old by the early 1970s for such an assignment, but hey! the man made parachute jumps when he was in his 80s!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: mg
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 09:23 PM

I am glad that someone at last can find some humor in the POW situation. mg

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 09:27 PM

I too was rescued from the Hanoi Hilton by George Bush. I owe him my life. But then, I am a chronic liar. Learned it from George on the flight back to the carrier in the South China Sea.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 10:58 PM

Seems all these Georges were tainted similarly---George Bush, George Galloway, George the Third---

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Arne
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 11:53 PM

SBV:

Yes, it is difficult for the President to talk about those last 18 months of his service but I will. He was assigned to a highly secret Special Forces unit in Vietnam to fly a captured MIG fighter into Hanoi, make his way to a hospital where I was being held captive, kill several North Vietnames regulars who were guarding me, carry me on his own back 2 miles back to the airfeild and fly my to safety, landing on an aircraft a carrier somewhere off the shores of South Vietnam.

You forgot to mention that it was uphill both going there and coming back. CRedit where credit is due.....

Cheers,

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 12:23 AM

Wasn't that Sylvester Stallone?

Or was it Chuck Norris?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Kaleea
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 01:41 AM

it was dumbo & dubblepew, obviously

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Teribus
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 06:53 AM

Wasn't it "Kryptonite"?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 06:58 AM

Only in English speaking countries, T

LOL
Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: David C. Carter
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 09:59 AM

I thought it was "Kraptonite"

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 03:50 PM

It's crap any night, David.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 03:55 PM

http://nobravery.cf.huffingtonpost.com/