BS: How do we improve on the noodle?

Subject: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:25 PM

I think the first thing we should do is sue whoever makes Pot Noodles under the trades description act.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM

Boil it `til it's al dente, then mix it into a hot olive oil stir-fry with peppers, mushrooms, zucchini, and the meat of your choice.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:33 PM

The noodle is a Divine Gift and should not be the subject of "improvement." Have faith and believe!

John

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM

Dint ye find no pot in yer noodles Giok?
Whativver ye do, dinna smoke them noodles!

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:42 PM

Noodles presented in the form of mixed seafood Chow Mein can only be improved on with a soupcon of Soy Sauce.
BTW Anyone know how to get a sedilla onto a posting?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: GUEST,limpnoodle
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:43 PM

Amen! Alleluia!

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improv on the nodule?
From: Severn
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 04:32 PM

Form a Noodlist colony for research purposes?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: bobad
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 04:39 PM

My noodle can use improvement - that's why I hang out at The Mudcat Cafe.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 05:01 PM

We preform pasta in the shape of little poodles, that's how.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 05:29 PM

Ah... so you remember noodle doodles as well!! Pasta shaped into the weirdest objects you could imagine.... I'm told that the willy shaped one was supposed to be a space rocket.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 05:36 PM

Cédille and Pot Poodles!What the F**k do you guys do for food!

Giok:Pot Poodles,Pot Piddles,Pot Puddles, at your time of life!
That's what comes from being bare arsed under the kilt!

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: bobad
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 05:45 PM

Purple Foxx

Click START/RUN type in "charmap"/OK, find it in the list, click on it then on SELECT/COPY and paste it into where you want to use it.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 05:46 PM

Best way to improve noodles:

Place boiled noodles in a metal colander. Add shrimp or other seafood, sliced mushrooms, bean sprouts, snow peas, green onions,minced garlic and pretty much anything else that strikes your fancy. Immerse colander in boiling water for about thirty seconds. Remove colander from water and dump contents into suitably-sized bowl. Add enough hot seafood broth to cover the noodles. Eat.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:28 PM

This was originally written for John from Hull, but due to the 'Mudcat Scramble' (hey what a great song title!), I can no longer link direct reliably to the original message.

Pot Noodles Can't Be Beat.
© Robin Hayes 2003
Tune: "Willy And The Poor Boys" - or
"Down On The Corner"

Note: 'A brisk joyful tempo'


Chorus:
Down on the corner,
Out in the street.
John from Hull is singing,
"Pot Noodles can't be beat".



You don't need to cook 'em
Don't need to hang around.
You can let 'em simmer,
Will you hear that magic sound:

Ain't got no nutrition,
But he don't give a damn.
Cause they're ready in a trice,
And he's a busy man.


Chorus:


No peelin' o' potatoes,
No slicing up o' ham.
No cryin' over onions,
Taste better, than Spam.

They come in lots o' flavours,
In a little packet neat.
They got lots o' flavour,
Taste just like smelly feet.


Chorus:


Just boil up some water,
In the pack it goes.
A quick stir, then in you dip,
It warms you to your toes.

You don't need to cook 'em,
Don't need to hang around.
You can let 'em simmer,
Will you hear that magic sound:


Down on the corner,
Out in the street.
John from Hull is singing,
"Pot Noodles can't be beat".

~~~~~~~~~
Ahhh, I feel better now that's out of me... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: autolycus
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:30 PM

Boiled pasta mixed with dairy-free mayonnaise (dee-licious) is animmense improvemen on noodles (whatever THEY are)

Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:45 PM

Pot Noodles Can't Be Beat!

The rest of my disturbing output posted to Mudcat is indexed here

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 08:11 PM

Better out than in, I always say, Robin :-)

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Padre
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 10:31 PM

Are pot noodles the same as ramen noodles?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: open mike
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 01:05 AM

PESTO!!

(presto...improvement!)

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:42 AM

Take package.
Read instructions.
Open lid of dustbin.
Get rid of package.
Travel to Curry Ship.
Order spaghetti.
Enjoy.

Good appetite
Wilfried

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:13 AM

Her Schaum's statement may be correct, but only for those persons whose Italian fails to include 'al dente'.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: autolycus
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:04 PM

No Wilfried, surely,

Take package.

Read instructions.

Put package back on shelf, humanity having made a step forward in growth to understanding.

Return to one's status as "a parson of qwalatay" (18th century for 'person of quality'), and make something worthy of a Mudcatter's attention and appetite.

Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: number 6
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM

Don't allow eggs to be in a noodle.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the noodle?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 05:56 AM

I can-noodle...