BS: See you later alligator

Subject: BS: See you later alligator
From: Bert
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 05:53 PM

Alligator knocks on woman's door

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - So now the alligators are going door to door. When Lori Pachelli heard someone knocking at the door of her home in a gated community in this southwest Florida community earlier this week, she looked out to see an unwelcome visitor on her front stoop: an 8-foot alligator.

And you thought the Big Bad Wolf was bad enough!

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 06:01 PM

I saw a photo of a gator standing on it's hind legs with it's front paws on top of a chain link fence. It was looking over the top at a barking poodle - and just wondering how it could hop over the top and have a little snack. Florida has it's fair share of gators.

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Alba
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 07:05 PM

EeeeeeeeK!
I thought having a Bull Moose at my backdoor was a bit unsettling...but an 8 foot Bull 'gattor, eh no thanks.
So much for the safety of gated Communities:)
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 07:20 PM

That's a relief. I figured it was another thread about someone leaving the forum in a huff.

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Alba
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 07:43 PM

:)
I thought that as well when I read the title.

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Naemanson
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 08:13 PM

At least moose don't eat people. That niche in Maine's ecology is taken up by the mosquito and blackfly.

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 08:50 PM

Moose can be exceedingly dangerous, charging with little provocation, especially in the mating season.

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 09:16 PM

So are crocogators. You know them creatures with the head of a crocodile on one end, and the head of an alligator on the other. They is something fierce!

Why are they so fierce?
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Well, if you couldn't shit, you'd be fierce too...

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Bert
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 09:48 PM

...charging with little provocation, especially in the mating season...

sounds like me

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 10:03 PM

Sounds like one of those ladies of negotiable affection to me...

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 10:12 PM

Actually,there is a book which I think Lawrence Ferlingetti wrote back around 1960 entitales "Fine Unfair Arguments Against Existence" or soething like that... IT is five one act plays and in one of them an allogator, Shookie, er something like that knocks on this woman's door, somehow get in and has his way with her, er something like that???

Art imitates life and vice versa...

Go Shookie!!!

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Alba
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 10:19 PM

Bert and Jenny....lol. There are so many things running through my head regarding Bull Moose and Charging and Mating ect.......
In the interests of decency I will refrain from posting these thoughts of mine and simply say,
Yes Naemanson it will not be long till the May Flies come along and I will once again become an Annual involuntary Blood Donor...
....as for the Bull Moose...no, no I won't go there **grin**
Love
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 11:05 PM

I'll tell ya something that I learned to my painful (thank goodness, not serious or everlasting) regret:

      Don't go skinny dipping in waters known for snapping turtles!

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 11:38 PM

"...charging with little provocation, especially in the mating season..."

Oh, please. If ya don't know shit about moose, don't say shit about moose. They are the most gentle creatures on earth. They do not charge unless you mess with them... period.

Go tell someone who don't know the difference.

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: Dead Horse
Date: 26 Mar 06 - 01:24 AM

I dont mess with nothin thats havin a period.
Them critters is MEAN.

Subject: RE: BS: See you later alligator
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Mar 06 - 07:52 AM

Moose don't charge: they don't have credit cards!