BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?

Subject: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 04:18 PM

If you don't know who he is...he's a former Prime Minister of Canada, and former leader of the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada.

I've never had a dream about him. I've never met anyone who did.

Have you?

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 04:19 PM

Old Joe Clark?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: ragdall
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 04:20 PM

No and no, but I'll probably dream about Joe tonight, thanks to you.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 04:25 PM

I don't follow you, Susan. Is there a "young Joe Clark" who's been prime minister of Canada?

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 04:41 PM

Little Hawk, that's the name of an old fiddle tune. Inevitable, I guess, that other people have the same name. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 04:45 PM

But I am still hoping to meet Cotton-Eyed Joe.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 04:51 PM

Oh, I see. ;-) Well....okay. Look, I'm sure someone has had a dream about Joe Clark, former prime minister of Canada, who is now quite old, and if they had...we want to hear about it!

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 05:49 PM

Joe Who?

That's a Canuck joke. Not a good one, but...

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 05:50 PM

I have never dreamed about Joe Clark but tonight I will try. I hope it won't be one of "those" dreams, but if it is, I hope I'm the boy. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I don't want to dream about Joe Clark.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: autolycus
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 05:52 PM

I dream all the time about people I've never heard of. I get a better night's sleep that way.


   Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 05:53 PM

Heh!

Look, what would be worse...Joe Clark or Clinton Hammond? I ask you.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 05:59 PM

How about this guy a PM? He's running for the leadership.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: GUEST,Eugene Wheylan
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 10:22 PM

Of course many have dreams about me.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: GUEST,Eugene Whelan
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 10:30 PM

Now that's more like it. Remember me now.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Once Famous
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 10:43 PM

I had a dream about Joe Clark and Jack the Sailor getting it on.

Then I woke up and had to puke.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: GUEST,Eugene Whelan
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 10:47 PM

That is horrific. Pass me a bucket. I think I'm going to puke. Forget it, I'm using my Stetson.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: John O'L
Date: 01 May 06 - 01:36 AM

I dreamed I saw Joe Clark last night
Alive as Phelan Brady
I dunno why I dream this crap
Midlife crisis maybe...

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 01 May 06 - 09:21 AM

Beat me to the post, Mr. O'L, but I did have a similar dream:

I dreamed I saw Joe Clark last night.
I knew him by his chin.
I said, "Oh, Joe, it's sad to see
The shape your party's in.

An Alliance wonk is now ensconced
Atop the Tory heap
And when he grins his lizard grin
My flesh begins to creep.

The second fiddle's called Mackay
A treacherous sort of villain.
He lost at love so don't play cards
With him--not it he's dealin'."

And standing there as big as life
And choking back a sob,
Joe said, "It would be so darn cool
If I still had the job.

I'd run this country, run it right,
The way it oughta be,
But since I'm not the Tory boss
I'm voting NDP."

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 May 06 - 10:13 AM

Bravo! Marvelous, Bob. The greatest thing is that most of the Americans will have no idea what any of that is even about. ;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: sian, west wales
Date: 01 May 06 - 10:37 AM

C'mon, gnu. Tell the WHOLE joke ...

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe Who?
Ah, c'mon, Maureen! Let me in!

Not only do you have to be Canadian to get it, you have to be Canadian Of A Certain Age.

I'm feeling old.

Bob - excellent!


siân

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 May 06 - 11:01 AM

Heh! Heh! Poor Joe. They were really cruel to him, and he's basically a very decent man.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 01 May 06 - 05:35 PM

I did dream about a ploititian once but he wasn't called Joe!

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 May 06 - 05:44 PM

Is a ploititian someone who concocts clever ploys?

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: number 6
Date: 01 May 06 - 07:20 PM

did I ever dream about Joe Clark .... nope, and why would I??

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 May 06 - 08:18 PM

Because people are dreaming about George Bush, and I didn't want Joe to feel left out.

Subject: RE: BS: Ever had a dream about Joe Clark?
From: number 6
Date: 01 May 06 - 08:25 PM

What's with people these days anyway?

sIx