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Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.

Paco Rabanne 19 Jul 06 - 11:36 AM
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Sttaw Legend 19 Jul 06 - 12:01 PM
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Subject: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 11:36 AM

Our village is having it's annual fund raiser/rave up on SUNDAY 3rd September, and we need kindly musicians to do a spot on the village green sometime between 5pm to 10pm, there is a small PA and a couple of SM58's supplied by The Vicar.

The very lovely MUPPET has agreed to do a spot, which is reason enough to come along in itself!

The Vicar is also a professional ELVIS impersonator(yes really) and he will do his act.

Make a day of it,pop along and dine with Penelope and myself at The Chapel and drink your way through my extensive wine collection.

Marmite is also available.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 11:59 AM

I'm sure that the Fragrant One and I will attend if we are spared.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 12:01 PM

HWB will be there Teddy as long as we can sort plans as per PM.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 01:38 PM

What a pity that is Elteddo!!!!

It is my session at "Monks Walk" that day so it is unlikely I will be able to attend.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: harpmaker
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 03:31 PM

Christine and I will be there Xrayted, we could not miss such an impressive line up; WOT!
Will you be doing a spot on the plaggi guitar?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,Ted in a site lobby in Brigg
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:48 AM

Thanks a million chaps! I can pick you and the frgarant one up and return you Les. The locals will be well impressed with this plethora of talent. Obviously I will sort the details out with you nearer the time. Penny will compose a luncheon of immense proportions, but I need to know if there are any vegetarians amongst you? I know muppet is, but I have already got marmite in for him.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,still in a lobby in Brigg
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:53 AM

ps: Sorry john, I will have to play!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:48 AM

I'll bring a flask of tea. Can we still wear sandles in september Ted? Ah memmories of Humbleton. That's where I met my first sh--p.................


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:53 AM

Hello Dereck/Derek/Derrick. Glad to see you can make it. Your sophisicated beige attire will contrast mightily with our 'yokel brown'
                  Brigg, the true erhh....


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:53 AM

Wheres humbleton?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: harpmaker
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM

Near withErnwicK


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,Psychomorris
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 01:25 PM

to harpmaker Is Ernwick near Humbleton? So where else could Humbleton be? I know England well but not Ernwick.Ha Ha


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 05:14 AM

Have you never seen 'The witches of Elstronwick'? Eek eek................................................


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 02:56 AM

It's near Hull.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 04:47 AM

Where's Hull


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 05:29 AM

Near Bradford.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:30 AM

Many unknown facts have gone unmentioned about Humbleton for years. In 1066 Humbleton had nothing what so ever to do with The Great Fire of London. The inventor of Blackpool rock once went to the toilet of the same person who once drove through Humbleton. Elvis has been reincarnated and lives in Humbleton not Mars as previously believed, please keep this a secret and tell everyone else to keep it a secret. Seven mobile phones now operate from Humbleton.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:34 AM

Yo Dave,
       I hope you have plenty of factor 50 on your head at the moment. For any students of the history of East Yorkshire, try this- google the OLD name for Humbleton, which was 'HUMELTONE' and you can read all about our splendid village.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:10 AM

Green writing.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rockhen
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 06:09 AM

But.....hushed whisper.....Hull is.....gulp....over t' bridge.....shocked gasp


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 06:29 AM

What bridge?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rockhen
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 06:34 AM

Tis the big wobbly swingy one over the muddy river ...from whence no man nor woman ever returned...


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:30 AM

I'm dreadfully sorry, Ted old chap, but I'm afraid that we'll have to scratch from Humbleton's celebrations, as I've realised it's the Sunday of the Hull Shanty Festival. Apart from that Maggie is away most of the the day in Bradford learning to be an even better therapist. Hope the day goes well for you.

Les


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 09:21 AM

Bugger! I've bought some Silvikrin extra silky conditioner for nowt then Les.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 09:31 AM

You could try it on the dog!
Anyway I've told you before where to get the stuff!
Lush


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:04 AM

Nay Mr. Fromull tell Maggie, Bradfud is closed on that day


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:13 AM

Hello Rockhen how is thee - why not bring your nibble fingers and black and white keyboard over to Humbletone and delight us with a few tunes? The bridge toll is only £2.70 with a scenic view both ways!!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:29 AM

Yeh, I had forgot about Shantying and skulling large amounts of ale in "The Minerva" with Herself,the Fragrant One, Mr.Fromull, Linda and Hazel and the rest of the 'ull and Beverley dryland sailiors.

"Rolling down to old Maui and that......................."

God, it's hard enjoying yerself.

Forebitters - the true path.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:40 AM

Forsake all others and get your bums down to sunny Humbleton! The Minerva is about 15minutes from our house!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:00 PM

Hay Ted, I WONT Abandon yer, but Mick seein as how I'm over in Ted land on the Sunday how easy is it to get there from ULL as the shanty fest sounds all reight, could I do both?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM

Bloody easy mupps, I will ring you.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rockhen
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:29 PM

Hi Sttaw Legend
Would've liked to annoy folks with my plonkin' but we are already doing family stuff that weekend. Shame. Have a good time all of you!   Oh... and raise lotsa dosh, too!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 08:55 AM

What are you driving Ted? 15mins from Corparation Pier no way Elteday!!! - whats with the new name bye the bye?

Muppett you could do both while you are here,you will love the Shanty Festival. Plenty going on both days Sat and Sun. Come up on the Saturday or friday I will put you up, then you could do the Humbleton thingy on the Sunday.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:16 AM

It's 10.3 miles and it will take you 26 minutes, so says my little thingy! Any quicker than that and I'll be contacting the local Constabulary.

There's no buses, no buses on a Sunday...


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:22 AM

Speed limit signs are 'advisory' to me Les. You can easily reach 110mph on Hedon Road.
I changed my name after my sex change Mick. The name 'Ted' didn't seem right anymore somehow. I have been thinking of changing my name to 'Flamenco Edwina'


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:28 AM

Maggie says we could do the Humbleton thing after the shanty fest finishes. I got it wrong about her being in Bradford, that's the next weekend. I really must get an up-to-date calandar, this 1947 one's rubbish.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:33 AM

If I remember rightly from last year the Shanty fest finished round about 4.39ish so that is a possibillity.

Getting there could be the problem.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:37 AM

That is spiffing news Les!! Penny has at least one vegetarian to cook for then. I will be in Monks Walk on sunday so we can chew the details over then.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 02:46 AM

So Humbletone here we all come - marvellous


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 06:26 AM

We did'nt go as far as to say that.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 11:24 AM

feresh


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:06 PM

hEllo jOhn. You wont be going in for the village 'pipe smoker of the year' competition then Mick? Well done on chucking fags, I fail in the attempt on a regular basis.
Brown, the new beige


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 05:06 AM

Did you not know 'tired that you don't "smoke" a pipe you "wear" one?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 05:24 AM

Does it have an airport Ted? And what is security like?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 08:46 AM

Sonny Barger is handling air traffic control, and Donovan is in charge of Security Derek/Derrick?Dereck. So all should be well. Pip, Merry and Mervin are going to pop along and give us a tune or two as well.
       Propane, the true gas!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 09:01 AM

To save any problems Ted it may be advisable for everyone to be naked, just a thought...


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 09:46 AM

With all that propane nudity might be a singe dangerous


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 08:23 AM

I assume passing wind is o/k prior to passport control?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,greenman
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 11:44 PM

humbleton in its 6 fingered glory-it rocks.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 07:07 AM

to the top


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,greenman
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 03:34 PM

to all you artisans who will be their on 3rd sept-we salute you.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 08:57 AM

Thank you for those kind words Greenman. The village is indeed agog at the impending glory and majesty of it all. Unfortunately these have mispelt 'flamenco' on the posters, so I must now learn how to play 'flemenco.' The true path is often arduous but one bares up.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: harpmaker
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:28 AM

100


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:49 AM

69


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 12:27 PM

Flemenco? It's enough to make you spit!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,greenman
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 03:52 PM

we are not worthy,and obviously not very well educated,but boy can we sup.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:21 AM

We must be well educated because we can count our pints and check out change.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 11:24 AM

Technical Query:-   How many Marshall stacks will be set up Ted (retired)?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 03:27 AM

Yo Derrick/Derek/Dereck,
                                        Had a goodly chat with The Vicar in Tesco's on saturday, and he said he had 'a 10K rig' some 'radio microphones' and that 'we could DI' I hope this is of some assistance. Are you going to The Woolpack session tonight?
                  Turtle, the true soup.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 06:19 AM

Thanks for the info Ted. It sounds like the only issue left is what to wear. Unfortunately I won't be at the Woolpack tonight unless I turn up! Good luck with the book.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 03:21 AM

Hello


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 03:52 AM

Hello Dave. Are HWB going to Driffield festival at all this weekend? Penelope and I are intending to go.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 04:49 AM

Not this weekend Ted still recovering!!!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 03:27 AM

Don't get pissed and fall off balconies in Australia Dave...oops, were you trying to keep that quiet?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ET
Date: 27 Aug 06 - 12:55 PM

Looks a good do at 'umbleton but in case no one turns up at Monks cos of Hull Shanty, the landlady of the Sun leaves this week and fears pub may close again. Thought of the majority of the vast numbers at the Sun this weekend (3) was that a permenent move back to Hodgsons on Sundays would be wise - 1st Sunday at Monks and rest at Hodgsons?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 02:53 AM

Hello ET, how's Bagpuss? It will be a good do indeed.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 03:31 AM

See "Monks walk" post ET


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 03:32 AM

If I could be so Umble sir


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 04:22 AM

69, oo-er....


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 04:55 AM

Ted, Humbledum is a village without a pub (weird or what?), so the question is 'Is there a refreshment stall selling drink and Nobby's nuts or do we have to turn up pissed?'. 'Tis a fundamental request I might add.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 05:07 AM

FEAR NOT, THERE IS A BAR!!! A fine selection of comedy wines is also available FREE from my 'Fisher Price' wine cellar.Penny is also composing menus involving rabbit, hare, brandy, plums (in the same pot apparently) so FREE comestibles will also be available. Feel free to bring a bottle with you as well.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 05:51 AM

I have a bottle of aftershave that I never use. Yes, good idea.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM

Never use aftershave methinks another beardy


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 05:03 AM

Who said I use it on my face?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:50 AM

I saw Mervin last night, [he was parked outside my house, looking for a woman), he said he is going.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 07:02 AM

That's a good place for him to look jOhn. Chants Ave is full of women.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 03:15 AM

To the top one last time, in green.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 08:35 AM


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 10:00 AM

feresh


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 10:39 AM

The weather forecast for sunday is very good. I fear the worst..........................


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,robin goodfellow
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 12:55 PM

artisans-come one,come all.you will be welcomed in humbleton with open arms.the local firewater will be consumed in copious amounts,you will be viewed as earthbound gods.your every need will be met.you will then wake up and realise,yes,you were dreaming.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 08:05 PM

We may have problems getting there as we don't want to leave the Shanty Festival until tea time. If anyone is going that way, please get in touch.

Ta, Les


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Gedpipes
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:23 AM

It was all a dream. 16 ton flat bed trailer, an elvis impersonator impersonating a vicar, a flamingo impersonating El ted, a bloke in see through shorts, the sublime hw band, a mad harpist. this is an event to go to.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 08:47 AM

Very sorry to have missed this. We imbibed rather heavily at the Sea Shanty Festival on Saturday, so instead of taxiing into the wilds of Holderness at Sunday tea-time we kind of went back to bed. Perhaps next year we might avoid this clash of the East Riding's two major cultural events.

Glad to know that it went well, and I will be happy to buy young Ted a small sherry at tonight's Black Boy session (it's all go isn't it?) in partial compensation of our non-appearance.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 08:54 AM

What day is it?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:01 PM

Thanks for explaining that Ged I can now confirm I wasn't dreaming.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 03:12 AM

Thanks a million to all who came to Humbleton and kicked ass on stage. The locals were well impressed. I feel a knighthood coming on, never just the Parish Council.
Font color=green> Sorry to miss you Les, but I couldn't get back to Hull after coming for muppet
And now for the Parish notices: someone has left a medium sized blue fleece at our house. It is a rather effeminate design, so I suspect it blongs to Caveman Short.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 09:05 AM

If you find any money it's mine.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 06:24 AM

We checked Derrick you did not have any money on you - by the way when did you get that tattoo done?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 08:13 AM

See through shorts, oh eck that weren't me was it, I did have me undies on underneath.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 08:23 AM

Yo Muppet,
                            Since you went on after sunset, you were subject to some ferocious stage lighting which unfortunately outlined your miniscule genetalia to one and all!

          Free fleeces, the true path!
ps: I will let you know how much the event raised once all groats have been converted to sterling.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 10:00 AM

I'm suprised anyone could see owt they were sat that far back


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 03:26 AM

Good morrow darlings,
       T'festival committee popped around last night to inform us that we raised £854 during sundays spectacular. This money has been passed on to the vicar who will arrange to hand it over to Castle Hill.
       T'committee would also like to give you all a big wet kiss and hope you can all come back and do it again next year, but on a bloody SATURDAY in 2007

       T'committee,the true battle axes


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 04:32 AM

Brilliant


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 06:03 AM

How much???
Well done Humbleton


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 06:40 AM

It was really nice,
well done and thanks etc to tEd and everyone else waht was there, and organised it and that.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:00 AM

Well done Sir Ted


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:27 AM

I hardly did not do nowt Dave. If you lot hadn't turned up and performed so radiantly, it would have been a bloody short programme, and I would have been deported back to Hull!


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:35 AM

'hardly did not do nowt'
Where did one learn ones grammer?


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:39 AM

Beverley.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,the villager
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 12:56 AM

wow,to el ted and his family of minstrels-thankyou,you were truly awesome.what a buzz.now we know why el ted speaks so highly of you all.your hearts are as big as your sublime talent.to the gifted ones-next year you will be given a pass to free food & drink.again-thankyou so much.the memories will be treasured.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,greenman
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 04:51 AM

i`ll second that.great fun,great party,great artists,great night.to all who organised it and who supported it and headlined in it.thankyou.muppet man,your set gave me goosebumps guy.respect.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 07:07 AM

Well done El Ted and ta very muchly for inviting me along, I really enjoyed doing my spot and thanks for the compliment greenman.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 04:14 AM

Next year, the fete will be on saturday 14th july.2007.


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 04:48 AM

Ted
Please assure me that you carried out all the risk assesments for HumFest and that noone died or suffered any injury enjoying themselves
See link
spotted this in todays Yorkshire Post


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Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,humbleton health&safety advisor.
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 02:53 PM

risk assessments were strongly advised,the wearing of high vis vests also.paramedics on standby,trained security staff,a ban on alcohol,ushers with torches,all these were also suggested strongly in writing to the commitee.The letter i got back began-p*ss off you wan*ker,i didn`t read anymore.


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