The Limerick game

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 03:16 PM

To taste of the best,
Forget all the rest

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 01:21 PM

That to England you have to go.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 01:15 PM

Till I've drunk my real ale that's plain


Next one....

When I've drunk my real ale I'll know,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Barden of England
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 08:35 AM

Nor will I elope

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 08:30 AM

but I wont smoke dope

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 03:32 AM

Be it snow, wind, sun or rain

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:34 PM

I am sure I'll go boozing again,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:32 PM

And folks (hic), that's the end of my tale!

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 03:31 PM

I was soon Brahms and List

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 03:15 PM

With John Smiths on my list,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 01:53 PM

watneys red was tried but it failed

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 09:09 AM

I needed a boost..a good ale,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: DMcG
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 08:53 AM

So I went for a booster - a beer.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 08:50 AM

But it's not what I'm used t'
Such talk of a rooster

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: DMcG
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 07:37 AM

Extolling the famed Chanticleer

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 07:32 AM

I was talking with someone from here,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 05:41 AM

And spend my weekends in the shed.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 05:13 AM

id rather solve pye

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: DMcG
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:00 PM

Lord Elgin cried: Why?

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 05:41 PM

she,d like to play marbles in bed

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 03:48 PM

A lady at Blitherscrum said

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 03:32 PM

and sang songs like little white bull

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 10:32 AM

along with his kex

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 10:25 AM

so he changed his sex

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: DMcG
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 09:54 AM

Had a diary that rarely was full.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 09:43 AM

A Folk singer living in Hull,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 08:23 AM

to songs that were all Sturm und Drang

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 08:22 AM

his farts were staccato
a Bass obbligato

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 07:55 AM

i once knew a singer called dan
who always would fart when he sang

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 07:12 AM

And dress as a man she's a tranny

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST,GUEST01
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:40 AM

Who Done Nothing But Curse

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:19 AM

But a goat or a nurse?

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: DMcG
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 05:47 AM

Who regaled me with tales of her nanny

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:44 AM

I had been to tea with my granny,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 03:51 AM

a bee that had stung my kyber pass

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 03:46 AM

was trying to catch

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:29 PM

my dog called patch

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: skipy
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:23 PM

I felt a damp patch on my arse

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:21 PM

As I sat down one day on the grass,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:20 PM

So she failed to become the elite.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 03:59 PM

But she found 'twas a given,
She'd run out of ribbon

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 03:58 PM

Could type line both concise and neat

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 03:38 PM

A typist, both young and petite

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 12:53 PM

your forfeit is ten pints of bitter

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 11:43 AM

or allows it to fall

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 10:32 AM

if one loses ones ball

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:37 AM

to play hurling you need a sliobhtar
but in norfolk they use a kipper

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 06:27 AM

Until some copyrights he filed

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 03:11 AM

They thought what he taught,
was fraught and meant nought,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 10:37 PM

Who let down his hair and went wild,