BS: I have classified documents

Subject: BS: I have classified documents
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 10:51 AM

Now that Bush has classified the the number and type of nuclear weapons the US had during the last 40 years I am now in posession of classified documents.

You see, I have several history books with this newly classified information regarding the exact number and type of such weapons.

What should I do with this classified information?
Will a good ol fashioned book burning be called to bear, or can we now be arrested under the Patriot Act for having such classified documents in our home?

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 11:02 AM

You know the classifications:

Secret: In the papers already.

Top Secret: In the papers next week.

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM

I wouldn't worry about it. Everybody knows that information anyway, except the Administration.

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:03 PM

I just wish that Dubya wouldn't classify the Constitution as TP in his White House bathroom.

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:55 PM

It'd be okay if he used this TP, SRS!

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Scoville
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 12:18 AM

Man, I was hoping it was those stupid moon landing tapes. Save every archivist in the Houston area a lot of bother.

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 03:16 AM

Is he allowed a third term? If he GETS a third term, then even *I* might consider moving to New Zealand.... even though my sister is there!

Because if he gets a third term, then it will be conclusive proof that the USA has collective moronic palsy and will the last one out please turn the lights off.

Makes you wonder if BSE (Mad Cow disease) really WAS restricted to the UK.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 09:37 AM

So just WHEN was the maximum number of terms set to 2?

Subject: RE: BS: I have classified documents
From: MMario
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 09:45 AM

ammendment 22 of the US constitution:

"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once."

ratified in '51