BS: Challenge-longest sentence

Subject: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST,Challenger
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:23 PM

my challenge is to create together a longest sentence possible, of course that has a meaning. I will put the first word and you keep building on it. Remember only one sentence.

Yesterday

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: skipy
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:31 PM

The longest sentance is life & it should mean life!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:40 PM

Oh, heck! Ducksoup. I don't have time right now, but I may just give it a shot.

I had an English prof at the University of Washington who as a novelist, and in one of his novels, he had a three-page chapter that was all one sentence. Marcel Proust used to do that sort of thing, too.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:10 PM

Since everything begins and ends with 'I':

Yesterday, I

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:12 PM

Yesterday, I was

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: bobad
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:20 PM

today, I am not.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:27 PM

Yesterday, I was taken

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:30 PM

(Sorry, bobad, I read that as a new sentence.)

Yesterday, I was taken on

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: bobad
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:36 PM

That was just some fatalist commentary Ebbie, I'm feeling better now.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:42 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:46 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:50 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:23 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:58 PM

I think we have ONE troll who is starting silly threads under different names....ya'll play if ya want.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 10:00 PM

That's two words. GUEST! Now you have to skip a turn!

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 10:23 PM

Bill D, I think youre right...fairly harmless so fa, but you never know if he is wetting his pants laughing at us falling for it, then they start to get gradually nastier.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 10:31 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 10:42 PM

place

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST,Beejeeber
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 12:48 AM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Amergin
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 01:03 AM

Skipy, actually a death sentence is a hell of a lot longer than a life sentence....

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:19 AM

Why?

It may not be the longest sentence, but the answers normally are.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Becca72
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 08:48 AM

I was always told that the longest sentence is "I do"...

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 12:14 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 01:51 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST,Karlita
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 04:45 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Kaleea
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:09 PM

his

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:10 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though his mother

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:38 PM

wouldn't

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:42 PM

like it

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:55 PM

although

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:45 PM

ARE THE POSTERS IN THIS THREAD WHO CAN NOT UNDERSTAND the "ONE WORD" REQUIREMENT THE SORT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T LISTEN IN REAL LIFE TOO?????????


sorry for shouting but jesus the concept isn't that hard is it???????????

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 08:15 PM

the shouting guest hasn't even posten one word.I'll help him.

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though his mother didn't

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 03:34 AM

like

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 03:35 AM

it

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 12:44 PM

Guest, the problem is this: There are too many different people here. Too many idle minds. Too many cooks spoiling the soup. It's like trying to arrange a game with a few thousand passersby on a very busy streetcorner in New York City, and expecting them all to "get" the rules and play the game properly as they are briefly going by.

You also assume that they all have enough goodwill to cooperate and do what you want. Many of them don't.

Then there are those f*ckers whose only joy is to deliberately do exactly what others don't want. There are always a few of those too.

In other words, forget it. It's hopeless.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 01:28 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though his mother didn't like it and

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST,Robot From Space
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM

Who's mother? You can't just suddenly introduce HIS into a sentence when you started with"I" unless you introduce and specify the second person first. If you don't use correct english this is pointless/

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM

Well, Robert, the Alien, all will come right eventually.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 01:49 PM

this is pointless

Yep, sure is! Anyone notice how Mudcat's been overrun with control freaks lately? Probably all the same GUEST.

Give up, mate - unless of course you ENJOY herding cats!

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: gnu
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 03:42 PM

Herding cats is easier than herding 'Cats.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 11:01 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 09:46 AM

Too true Gnu!

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 03:49 AM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though his mother didn't like it and she

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:03 AM

Er, I think GUEST Challenger/Muser/Teacher/Rabbi has left the building/Mudcat and moved on to greener pastures/fora. I think Mudcat was too much of a force for chaos for him Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre(akdown)

So we can carry on now as before with our wicked ways, without having to wonder whether we are on the wrong path or can put a sentence together correctly or whether time can go backwards or whether dark entities are after our souls. Think I might go and bite the heads off a few chickens.....

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 05:54 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though his mother didn't like it and she cried

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST,Suzi
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 05:59 PM

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though his mother didn't like it and she cried loudly

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 06:03 PM

Ahem: Note the correction:

Yesterday, I was taken on a thoroughly unexpected trip to the last station on Mars, even though my mother didn't like it and she cried loudly that

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Amos
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 06:51 PM

, although

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 11:09 PM

I

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Amos
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM

(despite

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 02:15 PM

vociferous

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 02:28 PM

wanking

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 03:23 PM

and

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 03:25 PM

strumming

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Amos
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 04:10 PM

(indifferently

I hope someone is counting the number of partenthetical sub-expressions in series here!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 03:32 PM

yet

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 11:13 AM

enthusiastically

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 01:16 PM

)

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 02:21 PM

which

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 04:13 PM

(inadvertently

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge-longest sentence
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 05:48 PM

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