BS: Favourite insults

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Michael in Swansea
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 05:31 PM

"know what I like about you?"
"No"
"F**k all"

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 07:47 PM

My all time favourite has just become Hugo Chavez' stand up comedy stylings while at the UN General Assembly podium TODAY.

"24 hours ago the devil was in this room. 24 hours ago the devil was at this very podium. I can still smell the sulfer of the devil . The devil I refer to is the President of the United States George Bush.
It still stinks..."

it gets impossibly funnier, like something Amos or catspaw could write.

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Dead Horse
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 03:07 PM

Madam. If The Good Lord, in His infinite wisdom, had meant for women to drive, He would not have invented kitchens!

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 03:27 PM

From Blackadder (to Lord Percy Percy):

You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 03:48 PM

Blackadder is one of the funniest shows, in my opinion. Now being shown again in NY on WLIW---must be about 30 yrs old now.   I never thought Atkinson's Mr. Bean came close to his Blackadder. Loved his Christmas Carol from Blackadder.

Bill Hahn

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Inukshuk
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 04:14 PM

Look at you then. Living proof that anal intercourse can produce offspring.

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Joe_F
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 11:40 PM

Lyndon B. Johnson had some (I think it was) journalists in the White House for a luncheon, and as one of them happened to be an ordained minister, he was asked to open with a prayer. No sooner had he begun when Johnson interrupted "Speak up, ----, we can't hear you." He replied, "I wasn't talking to you, Mr President."

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Old Guy
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 12:29 AM

Yo Mamma wears combat boots.

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 08:20 AM

You are mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.............

Subject: RE: BS: Favourite insults
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:16 PM

"The meanest man in the United States, unearthed the other day in Chicago,..." -- Beginning of a column by H. L. Mencken (1908)

"'Young Mr. Buckley is getting into low company,' I wrote several years ago apropos the career up to then of William F. Buckley, Jr., Yale '50, and expressed a fatherly hope -- from the vantage point of Yale '28 -- that he would straighten out when he grew up. He hasn't done either...." -- Beginning of a book review by Dwight Macdonald (1954)