BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?

Subject: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:15 PM

Well, do you? Do you lust after her constantly? Or are you unsure of how you feel about her?

Play this little game and find out:


Ann Widdecombe affection test

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:25 PM

Ridickle dockle. I dunno the lass! How can you lust after someone you have never heard of? Eh? I ask you that? You have underdone yourself, this time, Leedle Hack!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Tootler
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:27 PM

No!

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:30 PM

She is just like a slightly older and more cuddly version of Wynona Ryder.

But No.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: *Laura*
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:46 PM

ha! I LOVE that game!
xLx

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 06:06 PM

Don't be silly, Amos. ;-) I did not start this thread with you in mind. It is to entertain our British friends, all of whom are well aware of Ann Widdecombe.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 06:23 PM

not even to help the space race....

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 06:32 PM

I think I'll leave her to Uncle Tom Cobley and all...
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM

I shut her up in 2 seconds.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Emma B
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 06:39 PM

Wouldn't that be wonderful in "real life" ?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 06:40 PM

That's fast. Perhaps you should run against her in some future election.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 06:42 PM

Christ, you really have got something here Little Hawk. I have had a thing for Ann for a few years now. She did a book signing in London two years ago. She wore a white silk blouse and a very tight black pencil skirt which was split to the thigh. My God it was a vision. Many make nasty remarks about her but I think she is a lovely woman. She has a great body for her age, a very shapely bottom. I read some time back that Hugh Grant asked Lord Coe to get her personal number. Lord Coe told her this, her reply was, nice looking guy, but I am not interested.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 10:38 PM

I got it down to 4 seconds. Slippery little bugger, isn't she! And no, I don't fancy her at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 10:52 PM

Well, Guest, I am actually rather pleased to hear that Ann has some real admirers out there. I happened on the "game" totally by accident while Googling and thought..."Hmm...this looks like something that would be good for entertaining idle minds. Must post it on Mudcat at once." ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 12:59 AM

Round here she's known as Doris Karloff.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: The Vulgar Boatman
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 03:17 AM

Onna stick?
B

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 09:22 AM

Not even at 100-1 against a field of old three legged dogs.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Mr Yellow
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 01:16 PM

As the horse on the way to the Fair?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 01:19 PM

This makes it two threads about Widdecombe Fair currently up on the Mudcat at present. (See up in the Music section.)

I have decided that on balance I quite like her. She may have gone blonde, but she is not grey, unlike most of her colleagues in all the main parties.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: The Barden of England
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 04:02 PM

She's my MP. Didn't vote for her but she's a good 'un

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 02:34 PM

A while back, I saw some footage of her speaking at an Oxford Union debate when she was a student there - I'd guess she was aged around 20 then. She was quite a tasty piece back then, very slim, long dark hair, very fetching in a long white (or cream - it was recorded back in the days of monochrome TV!) dress. Most of us aren't what we were when we were 20, are we? (Tell the truth!).
S:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: GUEST,MR WIDDICOMBE
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:19 PM

IVE HAD BETTER.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Bill t' bodger
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:54 PM

you are 1 sick puppy!!!

she reckons to still be a virgin I can see why!

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Jeanie
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:55 PM

You beat me to it, Strollin' Johnny - I was going to say exactly the same thing. I actually spent a little while yesterday searching on Google for some early photos of her - but couldn't find any. If you ever watch the opening credits of the TV series "Grumpy Old Women", you will see a picture of the youthful, attractive Ann (along with the youthful versions of all the other "Grumpies"). [ Personally, I don't think she's doing too badly for someone who will be 60 next year!]

The same can also be said, I think, for the now much maligned looks of Camilla Parker-Bowles.

You are quite right: most (I would say all) of us are not what we were when we were 20. Thankfully, we become of an age where such things have little importance !

The same applies to men, of course. The faces of those gorgeous young actors I used to drool over - such as Hywel Bennett and David Hemmings - became almost unrecognizable as their younger selves in later life. Let's say, "lived in" :) And that is just as it should be.

- jeanie

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: GUEST,DAVID BLUNKETT
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:59 PM

SHE LOOKS OKAY TO ME

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Michael in Swansea
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 05:32 PM

No

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Tootler
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 07:02 PM

A bit far to the right of Genghis Khan for my taste.

...or should that be to the left of Genghis Khan?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: gnomad
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 07:27 PM

For Jeanie, AW website click on "junior" then on "my life"

But to answer the question; no

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Stu
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 03:55 AM

Nay and thrice more Nay

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:10 AM

Yep Jeanie, as I approach 60 I care little about how I look, just glad that everything still works! :-)
S:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: GUEST,STEVIE WONDER
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:55 AM

SHES A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN,MAN

Subject: RE: BS: Do you fancy Ann Widdecombe?
From: GUEST,QUASIMODO PARIS
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:25 AM

YOU BET I DO