BS: i have a life...

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 04:18 AM

Horse meat? That was the finest port. And that's straight from the horse's mouth!

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 11:57 PM

Why hasn't Clinton shown up yet to tell Tarheel that, to the contrary, he really doesn't have a life?

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 10:19 PM

I ate too much horse meat as a kid. Couldn't face anymore.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 02:30 AM

A few of these would be better.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 12:19 AM

A few of these should get us started.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,John Huggen (ship's surgeon)
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 12:14 AM

*snore*


*wheeez*


*snore*


Ho, by Jove. I apoligize my good friends. How rude of me. I just nodded off.

Now. Where where we.

First of all. I say we have a drink.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 12:03 AM

And this is (get ready for it)




























the pinest of forts.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 12:02 AM

A fine port eh? Well you know me - any port in a storm!

So ship's surgeon, are you a virgin surgeon, or would that be vergin' on the ridiculous?

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:57 PM

The finest you say? No, no. The finest of ports must surely be Jacksonville, Florida.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,John Huggen (ship's surgeon)
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:51 PM

No my good friend Guest.

I'm the ship's surgeon.

Appointed by the Admiralty.

Here, have a drink. It's the finest of ports.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:46 PM

A ship's sturgeon? By jove. Something fishy about that.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,John Huggen (ship's surgeon)
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:15 PM

"i AgReE wItH yOu, JeNnY. i WoRkEd FoR mAnY yEaRs In A pIsToN fAcToRy."

By Jove ! HA HAHA HA HA HA HA

Oh my Gawd HAHA snort HAHA HA
That is bloody hilarious. My Gawd!! Ha snort haha

I say let's all have a drink with that.

now, where is that bottle of port. Aha, there it is.

Allow me to pour mine first.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 09:47 PM

Have a good joke about that which I will send to you, Bobad.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: bobad
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 09:46 PM

Wherein you were pissed on one too many times.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 09:43 PM

i AgReE wItH yOu, JeNnY. i WoRkEd FoR mAnY yEaRs In A pIsToN fAcToRy.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:53 AM

GUEST, looks to me like a case of "irritable vowel syndrome".

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:38 AM

Yes, tarheel, you have a life. However, it's the gray matter that is in question from time to time. Kiss, kiss.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:35 AM

I hAvE a DiFfErEnT pRoBlEm > . > .

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 09:24 AM

It is indeed a wonderful thing to have the full complement of letters to play with. As long as I don't need too many question marks. There is a shortage of those caused by over-use by a certain fellow poster, who is not anonymous. Not that I am judging his worth or anything - perish the thought!

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 07:55 AM

Ibo is so poor he has to ration his lower case letters.

And I bet none of you realized how lucky you are!

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:02 PM

Hey ibo, your capslock is unstuck! How long is that gonna last?

BTW, did you get a kitchen for your kitchen table yet?

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:29 PM

Is it a verb?

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:28 PM

my arse,okay

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:21 PM

INFINITY is NOT a verb!

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:14 PM

INFINITY MY ARSE

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Gray D
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:09 PM

Erm . . . infinity minus 1 . . . is still infinity.

I'll get me anorak.

Gray D

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,Ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 05:39 PM

I HAVE A WIFE,SHE HAS A FILE AND A LIFE.I HAVE A FAULTY CAPS LOCK,ITS STUCK AGAIN.I HAVE A KNIFE,I AM D

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: number 6
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 12:26 PM

"We may be dirt poor, but we're not dirtbags"

...Ron Hynes


sIx

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:52 AM

Infinity current buns in a bakers shop,
Round and fat with sugar on the top,
Along came a boy with a penny one day,
Bought a current bun and took it right away.

Infinity minus one current buns in a bakers shop,
Round and fat with sugar on the top,
Along came a boy with a penny one day,
Bought a current bun and took it right away.

Infinity minus two current buns in a bakers shop,
Round and fat with sugar on the top,
Along came a boy with a penny one day,
Bought a current bun and took it right away

......

Infinity minus three hundred and ninety five thousand, one hundred and twenty two current buns in a bakers shop,
Round and fat with sugar on the top,
Along came a boy with a penny one day,
Bought a current bun and took it right away.

Oh go to sleep you little sod.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Kaleea
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:46 AM

If we're really gonna be here for awhile, we'd better start singing, ok everybody take the pacifiers out of your mouths,
   and a one & a two & a

   99 bottles of milk on the wall,
   99 bottles of milk------------,
   take one down & pass it around,
   98 bottles of milk on the wall . . . "

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:42 AM

"I must get a life too. Or a file."

I understand completely. Decisions, decisions. Live, or do my nails.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:40 AM

Without correcting for exactly when leap years fell, or for the change between Julian and Grgorian calendars, I make the dates January 1975 (1^9 seconds), May 105AD (1^9 minutes), February 112073BC (1^9 hours), about 2.7 million years ago (1^9 days).

One billion inches woould take you round the world at 50 degrees latitude.

A billion is a little under the estimated volume of the world's oceans in cubic kilometres. And if that seems a lot, don't forget that if the world were the size of a soccer ball, all the depth of the ocean would be a few thousands of an inch, it would just seem to have damp patches on the ever-so-smooth surface. Even Everest would be only a thousandth of an inch high.

I must get a life too. Or a file.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: number 6
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:09 AM

"silly poor" and "really poor"

..

..

ok



sIx

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: tarheel
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:02 AM

well, being "silly poor" and really poor, are two different things!
we were always taught that you were only poor,if you choose to be!
at christmas,i got as small brown paper bag with an apple,an orange and a peppermint candy stick! that was it and no more and i thought that i was the only kid on the block to have as much for christmas!!
and many times at the supper table us kids ate a piece of fried fat back,a biscuit and some pinto beans!
it was at that moment in my young life when i first wondered how the poor folks on tne other side of the tracks ,were getting along!
Tar...

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM

I WAS SO POOR AS A KID,MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT WHEN THE ICE CREAM VAN PLAYED HIS TUNE IT MEANT HE HAD NO ICE CREAM LEFT

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 05:14 PM

We were so poor that we couldn't even afford a paper kite as a toy.   My old man used to rent one for us occasionally from the Kites For Hire guy. I have a picture of him downtown with the kite guy standing in front of Grasselli's Bar and Grill.......He was hirin' a kite.

I'll be leaving now.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 04:58 PM

IM SO POOR I DONT EVEN HAVE INTERNET ACCESS

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Megan L
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 04:13 PM

Ye call that poor jings mon we wir that poor when faither shot a haggis it hid tae last us till the next hirin fair

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Prodigal Son
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 04:02 PM

Lived in a cardboard box eh? You were lucky.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:58 PM

"We were so poor on the farm that once when I threw an old soup bone to our dogs, one of them signaled for a fair catch."

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:54 PM

It wasn't a very good doghouse. In fact, it was a cardboard box that was all torn and ripped. A neighbor gave it to us so my little brother wouldn't have to sleep out in the snow. Of course, we took it away during the summer and our family lived in it.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:48 PM

We were so poor that on Christmas Day, if you didn't wake up with a hard-on, you had noting to play with for the whole X-mas season.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Prodigal Son
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:47 PM

Lived in a doghouse did he? He was lucky....

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:42 PM

We couldn't afford a dog either. So we painted our little brother black, told everyone he was a Labrador Retriever, and took him for walks and taught him to fetch. Naturally he had to live out in the doghouse, and he was in the Air Force before he knew what a fire hydrant was REALLY for.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 02:35 PM

Hell, buy a mystic. Buy two!! Cheap at half the price.


A

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 02:21 PM

I understand, Rapaire. Was your family as poor as ours? We were so poor we couldn't afford a dog- we had to do the barking ourselves.


(I couldn't afford that joke so I stole it from someone else)

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: jeffp
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 02:08 PM

I'm sure he found them somewhere and, as usual, swallowed them whole.

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: MMario
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 02:06 PM

bribe a mystic

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 02:05 PM

Has anyone found a way to transform wealth into a source of great insight?

Subject: RE: BS: i have a life...
From: MMario
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 02:03 PM

just the sort of stuff you would expect to find in a BS: thread, right? right!