BS: Silent Santa support group

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:14 AM

Just remember that some Santas are not allowed to use the computer because they haven't tidied their rooms... so there is a Santee out there who will have heard nothing.... blame it on parental control and "tough love".

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: the animal
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:26 AM

Has my missing Santa suffered global warming and been washed away with the polar ice cap?

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Some untidy youngster's Secret Santa
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:32 AM

Does that mean that said Santee is not eligible for pressies, either?

*Starts counting the money in preparation for a spending spree. Now, what would I like to get for me, then?? Black Goth earrings? Hmmm.. possibly.. Lego Pirakas? Nah.. I'm too old for that, surely (although the Ball Shooter and Zamor Spheres are pretty neat).. Think, think.. Ah.. CHOCOLATE, of course, LOTS of chocolate :o))

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: ranger1
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 10:19 AM

Geez, even JACQUI's got a santa now. And I cleaned my room before I went to the Getaway, Jason must've messed it up again while I was gone. Sigh

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 10:36 AM

ranger1, maybe you have the Santa that hasn't tidied her room. Just a thought.

Come to think of it, I haven't heard from my Santa for a while...

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 10:49 AM

Waddya mean - 'even JACQUI's got a santa now.'!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: ranger1
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:02 PM

Just what I said.

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:13 PM

Heck, I couldn't even get a rise out the silent santa support group with my purple poetry, let alone my santa. And my room's as tidy as it's gonna be. Gulp, sniffle, sob.

Loneleyyyy, I'm mister lonelyyyyyyyy....

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 01:51 PM

Some santas can be a bit mean Elmer. I'm sorry that yours is absent. Never mind - many happy thoughts in your general direction. (same thing happened to me several years ago)
xx

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,pesky wabbit
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 02:31 PM

Thinking of you Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: ranger1
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 06:05 PM

Sigh. It's getting a bit lonely in here.

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Emma B
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 06:09 PM

I'm still a lonely little Santee too :(

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 07:27 PM

Thanks, guest and pesky wabbit. Looks like there are enough of us to put together a decent potluck and jam session. I'll bring chocolate brownies and sing "It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To."

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: JennieG
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 06:52 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: JennieG
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 06:54 PM

Oops - sorry about that - fingers got into gear before brain!

I have a strong silent Santee too, but he seems a lovely bloke just the same. His package is on its way, I didn't want it to get caught up in that frantic pre-Christmas post office rush.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Pesky wabbit
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 07:03 PM

Hey doc! - I love a party

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 08:07 PM

Who the heck are you, pesky wabbit????

Fudd's homeland security

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Pesky wabbit
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 08:54 AM

OOOOOOOOO! I'm so wascawwy

Catch me if you can

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 07:18 PM

Hey pesky wabbit! I've gone global. You can't escape me now!

Fudd wules the woild!

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Nov 06 - 04:07 PM

les lapins regnent le monde

that's Fwench you know :)

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 02:25 AM

You got that wight. The wabbit is most definitely Fwench.

Fwench Wabbit

The better to toast your imminent capture, pesky wabbit!

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Alison's Silent Santa
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 04:16 AM

I'm here.... *drum rolls ominously*

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Bente's Quiet Santa
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 10:13 AM

I'm going to the post office today to ship out goodies for Bente...hope you're still being good and not letting SINSULL corrupt you.

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Pesky wabbit
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 10:43 AM

Thwanks Elmer
can I bring 399 fwiends along too?

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 09:46 PM

Hey, did you know that you have a FAN CLUB????

a fan club!

Your support group is growing by leaps and bounds (of leaping and bounding rabbits).

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 10:12 PM

My Santa appeared a month ago so why am I being blamed for Becca's and Jacqui's lack of a Santa. And that wasn't White Cranberry Juice Jacqui was swilling. It was moonshine. None of you are any good or you wouldn't be hanging around my house.
SINS, who has been very good.

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: bfdk
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 09:08 AM

THANK YOU Quiet Santa for your wonderful news. Not only do I, indeed, have a Santa, but an active, thoughtful and caring one at that, one who sends me pressies. I am blessed, that's for sure :-)

I AM being good, I promise, scouts' honour and all that. I solemly swear that, although I must admit I did spend a few days up in Portland, ME this past August, I did NOT get corrupted by THAT WOMAN Mary Sullivan aka SINSULL - I'm such a poor, wee, naive, innocent thing, me, and my profound innocence protects me from any adverse influences :-))

However, Santa, I think it's time for a wee bitty confession here, now that the pressie has been sent. You see, Santa, I actually liked the people I met at the Sullivan residence, every one of them.. I know I probably shouldn't say this, but I feel it's important to be honest with you, so there you go. Forgive me, Santa, for I have sinned. But not very much, Santa. Whatever anybody else might tell you to the contrary, I shall strongly deny it. I did not go to any cemeteries with any strange men (I did enjoy the icecream and the company, though, Jed ;-)), and I also did not pose for piccies with the Nearly Headless Jesus in Mary's back garden - and any photographic evidence of any such occurrence must per definition be a fabrication.. I certainly did not listen to any of Kendall's and Seamus Kennedy's naughty jokes, and even if I may have heard snippets here and there, I definitely didn't understand a word of it, I'm far too innocent for that ;-))

So, you see, Santa, I'm all squeaky clean and pure of heart and mind, and please don't let anybody convince you otherwise, 'cause that would not be fair. I may have made - in all innocence, of course - a few minor mistakes during the past year, but nothing for you to worry about, Santa Dear..

Yours respectfully,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Megan L
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 09:16 AM

Oh Santa whit a fibber thon wee viking is half the lies she tells isny true and the other half weel they are jist plain fibs.

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Bente's Santa - not fooled for a minute
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 09:27 AM

Little does Bente know, but her Santa was also at SINSULLS this summer and I know exactly what went on there! I see you when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake....but I sent the pressies anyway because you're such a dear. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: bfdk
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 09:53 AM

Uh, Santa Dear, that sounds both scary and reassuring at the same time.. At least you know, then, that what thon Ork was saying about me isna true ;-))

Best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 10:19 AM

You left out the part about lascivious dancing with Sir Roberts right in front of god and everybody.
Imagine apologizing for visiting me. You are in hot water young lady. Watch for a package from me!
Auntie SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: bfdk
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 11:04 AM

Pleeeeze, Auntie SINS, I did no such thing.. I apologized for sinning, and unless you equate visiting your good self with sinning, that can hardly be construed as apologizing for visiting, surely? I only mentioned you, 'cause my Santa explicitly warned me not to get corrupted by you, see, and so obviously I had to alleviate Santa's fears on that score..

Cor blimey, is he a SIR?? Should I have courtesied, then??

Bente (all contrite and quite happy that Nearly Headless Jesus is probably too big to make an Atlantic crossing..)

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Pesky wabbit
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 12:54 PM

help for hungover wabbits

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 03:56 PM

Oh yeah, you wascally wabbit? I really feel your pain!

Elmer's empathy

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: ranger1
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 05:28 PM

Bente, I wouldn't be too sure that Nearly Headless Jesus won't be appearing in Jylland any time soon. Where there's a will, there's a way, especially where Sins is concerned. And it may just be his head that shows up, you never know.

Oh, well. Potluck for the santa-less residents of this forum sounds like a good idea. I'll bring beef stew.

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: bfdk
Date: 18 Nov 06 - 05:18 AM

Tami, now you got me worried.. You will let me know immediately, won't you, if Nearly Headless Jesus (or parts of him) suddenly disappear from the grounds of the Sullivan residence?? I do know, indeed, that Auntie Sins is a formidable force to be reckoned with, and she did sound rather miffed in her last communication - she might even send me a few fur balls, if I don't step really carefully around her for a while..

As for the potluck, I'd like to join in, if you'll let me. I could bring a layer cake or two :-))

Best wishes,

Bente (on tiptoe so as not to waken the sleeping lioness)

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Elmer's Silent Santa
Date: 21 Nov 06 - 09:00 PM

Y'know, Elmer, just because your Santa doesn't spend time making up silly rhymes and clues and stuff doesn't mean he or she isn't a good Santa! Could be he or she is spending time gathering wonderful goodies for you.

Patience is all.

Your Silent Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Becca's SS
Date: 21 Nov 06 - 10:48 PM

It's not nice to pick on Sinsull. And I've grown rather fond of Bourbon Balls... HIC!

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 22 Nov 06 - 03:24 PM

Patience is my middle name. I've been chasing a certain wascally wabbit since the last millenium.

Glad to hear from you Santa, if only to be bawled out once again. Golly whillikers. First you threaten me with coal, and now I get chewed out for, for, for, for--what????? Did I ever say you weren't a good Santa? What, pray tell, did I ever do to you, O invisible presence of presents?

I gratefully look forward to whatever, whenever, and however you have in mind.

Your patient, penitent, and one helluva nice Santee,

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Everyone's Santa
Date: 23 Nov 06 - 03:22 PM

Y'all be good now,hear?

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 06:18 PM

Oh dear , not a word from my secret santa since October when he/she asked for some hints. I posted hints 10th October and then nothing. I am being very patient honest. just a little clue ...... pleeaaasssseee!

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:18 PM

fur balls?
I was channel surfing the other day and saw a program designed to show children how to make wonderful crafts out of household items. The worst was a plaster made from dryer lint. You take the dryer lint and mix it with Elmer's glue and coloring along with some flour. The whole mess is mixed and applied to a bottle then decorated with fake gems. A truly hideous item which set me to wondering if I could not retrieve cat and dog hair masses from the vacuum and create a similar treasure. Be afraid, Bente. Be very afraid.
Love,
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Becca72
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 08:22 AM

I would laugh at that, but I'm afraid one will show up on my doorstep if I do! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM

Vacuum Sins; you have a vacuum?

Giok

I'm outta here!

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: bfdk
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 08:58 AM

N-n-now I-i-i-i-i'm s-s-s-shaking s-s-s-so h-h-h-hard I c-c-can b-b-b-barely type.... A handmade gift from Auntie Sins does conjure up images that will keep me awake for nights to come, that's for sure.. Only consolation that I can think of is, that fur balls will probably be construed as "animal produce" and safely removed by the customs authorities before the package lands in my mailbox.. :-))

Becca, don't laugh too hard, it's not good for your back, girl :-)

Best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: bfdk
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:00 AM

Oh, lovely, another candidate for a handmade gift from Auntie Sins.. Be afraid, Giok, be very afraid.. :o))

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: ranger1
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM

Well, it can't be worse than a Bigmouth Billy Bass that won't shut off. That's what I got for my last birthday. I think I'd prefur a fur-mache sculpture to another Billy Bass.

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: GUEST,Becca's SS
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 07:09 PM

Well now Becca, Santa has finished shopping and packing everything for you. If I can just get that sodden elf out of the elf bar and back on the job before I knock the stuffing out of him, you shoud receive your package soon. All the merriest, Secret Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 08:46 AM

Yippee!!! Thank you Santa!

Subject: RE: BS: Silent Santa support group
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 09:32 AM

SSHHHH !!!!!! 100 !!!!