BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Nov 06 - 06:40 PM

To add to the confusion Rowan...

They've been pecking the nut bag today. They've ignored it as long as there were sunflower seeds but they ran out yesterday so the nuts are back in favour.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Nov 06 - 06:50 PM

Ooh, makes my eyes water just thinking about it!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 02:19 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,GS
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 03:22 AM

Glad they leave my nut bag alone....

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 03:56 PM

The crimson rosellas outside my window do an excellent job at stripping nuts; they really know how to manipulate them. Most of the time, though, they only go at stripping one at a time.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 04:21 PM

I moved my bird bath and bird feeder from the back yard this fall, because the dogs weren't leaving them alone. Now outside my kitchen window on the side of the house, I have a wonderful perpetual motion display inhabited by any number of small finch-sized birds. Various hues are present, and they scoot in and out of my Silvarado sage and a couple of other evergreen plants (they particularly love a big rosemary out there). If the feeder goes empty I seem to have a high number of pert little faces peering through the window screen alerting me to the problem. It seems that they have been watching me watching them.

My neighbor was complaining this weekend that he hasn't seen many birds this fall, and then he discovered the small flock that hovers around my house. I have an extra shepherd's crook garden thing to give him and plan to find him an inexpensive bird feeder (it's a great time of year to buy them on sale) so he can lure a few back across the street.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 03:53 AM

From the gist of this thread there seem to be a lot of people who enjoy tits.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 04:16 AM

Well I think this thread should be in the music section.


Tit Songs

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 08:03 AM

Funny, I can't recall ever hearing my tits sing.... there's the odd peep and general twittering but no real song. Perhaps they just have no need to mark territory.

Squeaky

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 10:32 AM

>>Funny, I can't recall ever hearing my tits sing<< LOL

Well these do The Itchy Tits Band

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 07:19 PM

They've never been that itchy either!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 01:46 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 06:46 PM

Well th etits almost dropped off the bottom

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 09:46 PM

Age, gravity, it's inevitable they'll head south eventually...

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 02:39 PM

Not mine... they were very perky yesterday morning, hanging off the nut bag upsidedown, doing acrobatics in the tree and bouncing along the fence.

The weather got a bit moist later though, so they went and hid.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 02:47 PM

Oh the mammaries that brings back!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:06 PM

Lucky you. I have none whatsoever.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 07:35 PM

That's worthy of a titter.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM

Now is the time for the titmouse to make his appearance.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:43 AM

"titwillow, titwillow, titwillow..."

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:15 AM

I used to watch Coaltitz on TV, I thought Bernard Hepton was very good in it.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:39 AM

I've been living down near the lake in Canberra, and one of the joys of getting the bus from there in the morning is watching the many flocks of birds that coast in to feast on the local plantlife. It's a beautiful moment when you look up to see if the bus is coming over the hill, and instead see a dozen galahs or rosellas
swarming through the trees.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:34 AM

Ard for making inflammatory reamarks.
Keith and Teribus for repling with equally inflammatory replies
Me, for taking part in the ludicrous cyber conversation.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:36 AM

birds of a feather.. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:48 AM

Forgive me feather for I have sinned.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 07:37 PM

There seem to be a lot of Galahs on this thread Freda!

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Purple Foxx
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:22 PM

Another sort of Tit altogether is the sort who inadvertently deletes his cookie for this site & doesn't know how to replace it.
That would be me then.
All advice gratefully received.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 07:42 PM

Go to the log in screen...

you silly t(w)it....

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 12:57 AM

In honor of this thread, Liz, today I visited the local establishment with everything BIRDS. Houses, perches, books, and of course, seed. I picked up some premium bird seed for the various small birds, a mix that comes without a couple of the fillers that usually occupy a lot of space in commercial bags of seed but that don't do birds any good. And I picked up a mesh sack and a bag of thistle seed. Oddest stuff to spoon into the bag. The static electricity around the plastic and with the dry air gave it a life of its own.

I'll watch eagerly to see how long it takes some of the finches and cardinals to discover the need seed and that extra seed hanger!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 05:44 AM

Well Stilly, I'm glad my tits have had some influence on you, and I'm glad for their sakes that you've decided on the best seeds. If only people realised the damage that a dry crumb can do to a little moist stomach!

They've been bouncing around again today, it's bright and sunny out, so they're making the most of it. The robin has been clearing up all the bits that they drop from the nut bag and the blackbird is turning over old leaves. I love this sort of day!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 08:41 AM

Your tits have influenced us all on this thread Liz and the last sentiment particularly for me. What a beautiful and graphic picture you paint of your tits out bouncing around in the sun.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 11:16 AM

Who is this Robin. I hope he isn't getting his hands on the tits.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM

A tit in the hand is worth two in the...

Well, no. Never mind.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 03:37 PM

good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, Little Hawk, or I'd be replacing the state's keyboard right now.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 10:00 PM

Man Little Hawk, that was very clever of you....

A bird in hand is worth two in the Bush. (I think I get it, clean mind and all)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 10:53 PM

Little-B bush, not Big-B Bush. Big-B Bush is a twit, nothing to do with tits and bushes.

Anyway, you should never have even tried spelling it out. That diminishes the effect of the wit.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 01:06 AM

I'm just surprised no one else thought of it. ;-) I got a good chuckle when I did.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 07:08 AM

I think Liz and her tits are bosom budgies!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 07:11 AM

It's taken you 138 posts to think of that one, hasn't it Giok!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:28 AM

In Australia we have lots of 'Budgie Smugglers' at the Beach...

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM

A hand in the bush is worth two birds on the arm, I always say...

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:35 AM

Glad you like tit Liz.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 10:47 AM

SRS 'sayed'

"Anyway, you should never have even tried spelling it out. That diminishes the effect of the wit."

Hey young lady, that was 2 posts after LH's "tit wit" and you know the type of people opening this sort of thread my not be as "bright" or "like-minded" enough to catch the drift (that does not include me, you, or LH of course!).

As far as big B-Bush versus little b-bush, I am fond enough of the real feminine Bush to think it deserves capitalization! (in fact BUSH!)

Now Liz, back to you. Why in the world would you start a thread like this enticing (forcing) decent folk like me and one or two others here to post 'thangs' that they would not have otherwise posted?

Oh, you retort, this thread really was only about titmice, the small insect-eating passerine birds of the family Paridae, and absolutely nothing else. Sure, that was your intent and any double-entendres were merely accidental or subject only to the "mind-in-the-gutter" perceptions of some Mudcatters.

Now, I have a biological background and my post here was solely to point out the salacious content of this thread and my attempt to return it to the purely scientific and ornithological endeavor that it should have been initially.   

Liz the Streak, er I mean Squeak, you are an 'evil thread' temptress (but obviously a very popular one at that, can you believe 140 plus post so far).

Next, you will likely be starting a thread about your tits flittering about in your pussy willow in your back yard, or some such.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 11:39 AM

I do have a pussy willow, but it's very small.... it's in the pond. The tits don't flitter in it because it's too close to the house.

They do like the pittisporum, but the clematis isn't big enough for them to sit in and it suffered badly from the drought.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 12:37 PM

Well I hope it isn't a weeping pussy willow, tit willow

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 02:08 PM

"Oh, behave!" (Austin Powers)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 04:34 PM

Pittosporum is a declared weed in parts of Australia. It's just as well it doesn't harbour tits.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 05:45 PM

Mine does, they nested in it one year!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM

Liz, I suspect that, whatever you think of your Pittosporum, you really value your tits much more highly. You wouldn't let them come to harm because of some weed, would you.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 12:59 AM

There are an estimated 1.7million great tit pairs in the UK...

Birds living in cities are performing a type of "avian rap" while their rural counterparts are sticking to more traditional sounds, a study shows...

Read all about it here: tits

LFF