BS: Clown Chakra

Subject: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Partridge
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:30 AM

Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.

If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face. The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body.

The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased. When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.

When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan effect.

So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh. Seriousness causes reincarnation.

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: open mike
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 11:56 AM

ha! Laughter IS the best medicine!

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 12:09 PM

Good one, Partridge!

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 12:32 PM

Ha! You might laugh at a clown, but wait till it's a loot canal!

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 12:34 PM

Well I was rather hoping I would be reincarnated - staying serious isn't easy though. Maybe that's why so few of us remember previous lives.

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 12:39 PM

You can be reincarnated without seriousness. Seriousness just causes pre-allocation in a downward direction kinds of reincarnation.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Kaleea
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 01:47 PM

Here's a nice mantra to chant for opening your Clown Chakra:

OhWha

taGoo

seIAm!


    Keep chanting it until you have achieved nervehaha!

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 01:54 PM

Reincarnation? You mean I got to go through all this crap again someday?

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 02:13 PM

"Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation."

Whaddya mean? ;-) Reincarnation is not a problem! It's a very handy way of continuously refining and improving one's role in Creation.

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM

Excessive seriousness is the cause of downward mobility, reincarnation wise, LH. You know that.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 11:11 PM

If you don't have a sense of humor, it just isn't funny any more. --Wavy Gravy

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:05 AM

Yes, Amos. And that is why I hang out with Chongo Chimp and Shane. They keep me from being too serious too much of the time. Ditto for William Shatner. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Partridge
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:14 AM

Perhaps if you keep the clown thingie open - you don't have to come back.

pat x

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 03:26 AM

But I WANT to come back!

I try to keep my Clown Chakra open as much as possible. Having a sense of humour has got me through all sorts of dire situations. This sometimes provokes comments like "How can you laugh at a time like this?" to which I would say "How can I NOT laugh!"

Far too many people take themselves WAY too seriously. A sense of humour keeps me sane, keeps things in perspective, and I believe it has been shown to have a positive effect on health and the immune system.

BTW LH, what effect do you think it would have on you, hanging out with Winona - maybe not quite the same as with Chongo, Shane or Shatner I suspect :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:28 AM

How can I raise my klowndalini to reach the Clown Chakra? and if I do, will I experience enlaughterenment? (i hope so!)

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Micca
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 02:15 PM

Morty did wonders for my Clown Chakra today with a simple question
" How do you eat an elephant??














One bite at a time!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 02:22 PM

In truth, JennyO, I think I would find it difficult to relate to Winona in a number of respects. First, there's the age difference. Then too, she's a smoker, and I can't stand smoking. Still...I like the parts she has played in most of her films, and she's obviously a smart person with a lively personality. I think we might make okay friends, but certainly not lovers! I like having women as friends. It usually works out great.

As a lover, she's just an enjoyable fantasy...better never realized, because a romantic fantasy that remains unrealized will never let you down.

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM

I kinda doubt Winona would want you inviting Chongo and Shane over to the house so much, LH, and I KNOW she'd barf at the idea of Fat Shat coming over for an evening of ritual worship. Best preserve your idiosyncrasies and your single state.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Clown Chakra
From: John O'L
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:15 PM

Pertridge that's a delightful piece of writing. Thanks.