BS: Saddam DID have a WMD

Subject: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Wesley S
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:07 PM

Here's the proof the Saddam DID have a weapon of mass destruction.

See it here

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:14 PM

You'll notice that his deployment is flawed.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:16 PM

He doesn't know the US approach to giving the finger while appearing to play a banjo, either.

I guess he and Rick Fielding didn't end up in the same place for Rick to help him with that, but maybe a banjo player enjoying the warmer climes will show him.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:44 PM

Nice picture. Remember when Steve Martin first hit the TV shows? His schtick was about how a banjo could have saved Richard Nixon.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 01:12 PM

He actually looks menacing..as if pointing it at some poor unsuspecting underling Kurd

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM

He's not going to play this thing is he!

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 01:40 PM

I come from a Tikrit foxhole with a banjo on my tit,
I amused myself while hiding here by playing with my shit.

Oh Parisoula, now don't you cry for me
My guilty ass will burn in hell for all eternity

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:37 PM

He even recorded an album.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: skipy
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:03 PM

See, the world IS a better place, one less banjo player.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:07 PM

He even recorded an album...

...even fiendishly trying to disguise them as GUITARS!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:09 PM

Actually now that I think of it, and reflecting on Wesley's first post-- it's more likely that he had an STD and Dubya didn't know the difference.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:13 PM

Well, all old-time musicians play guitar and at least two other instruments. When they search his hideout, they'll probably find an assortment of accordions, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:19 PM

Banjo!... pluck that string.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Greg B
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM

Talk about a hanging offence!

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:21 PM

but maybe a banjo player enjoying the warmer climes will show him.

I thought the official instrument there was the accordion.

;-}

John

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Wesley S
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:40 PM

That's what makes it Hell. The accordian and banjo duets.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: The Vulgar Boatman
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 05:10 PM

Should get on well with that well-known melodeon player - Idi Amin.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: jimlad9
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 05:44 PM

On a serious note,afew days after the start of Gulf War II the BBC reportred that satelite rconnaiscence had shown two ships leaving Basra and heading for the Indian Ocean. These are thought to have been carrying that well known 'swinger' Saddams WMD's and were later scuttled. Does anybody in the US military know any different?.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 07:25 PM

Heeyup!

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 07:29 PM

Conspiracies! Bring 'em on!

Anybody wanna salvage a lot of banjos?

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 07:31 PM

well, you know...I have heard lots of folks say that ol' Saddam was 'muddle plucker'.....I think that's what they said.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 08:17 PM

Idi Amin didn't play a melodeon, he played an accordion. Badly. To quote John Kirkpatrick:

"Here's your harp, welcome to heaven.
Here's your accordion, welcome to hell"...

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 09:11 PM

The accordion player was the guy who's head they snatched off.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:32 AM

Neither of those instruments is as dangerous as a set of bagpipes.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:38 AM

And I was sure Amin played the bodhran....shows how wrong we can be eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: Slag
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 03:21 AM

I think that photo MAY be doctored! Notice the banjo has NO STRAP and in his last photo op he had A STRAP and no banjo!!

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: polaitaly
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 04:54 AM

Gallows humour.....

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: jimlad9
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 07:40 AM

Foolestroupe

Conspiracy eh?. Don't send for me when the 'Towel-Heads' are on your doorstep.

Subject: RE: BS: Saddam DID have a WMD
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 07:31 PM

Here's a John Peel music clip of Idi Amin playing the accordion. The backing is quite good.

I found it on this site about various people better known for other things who played squeezeboxes - Celebrity Squeezers