wife moaning

Subject: wife moaning
From: mick p r.m s.c
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:16 PM

My wife just shouted down from bedroom. Get off MUDCAT and do something more constructive. Any ideas?

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Peace
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:20 PM

Tell her you have a herniated disk and the doctor told you that ergonomically, sitting at a computer screen and both typing and reading is GOOD for you.

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Jim Lad
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:20 PM

Take her out for an early Valentines dinner and spend less time chatting with the likes of me. You may also try slipping this on to the BS thread.
Give her my love.
Jim

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Peace
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:20 PM

PS

Try to work the word 'convoluted' into the stuff you tell he.

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: stallion
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:20 PM

yes, go to the bedroom and get productive, then maybe she will send you back to mudcat!

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: GUEST,ian
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:23 PM

What's new ?

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: mick p r.m s.c
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:30 PM

Thanks stallion thats why I am back on MUDCAT.

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Sorcha
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:33 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:35 PM

I dunno - some guys would be delighted if their wife was monaing...

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Jim Lad
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:36 PM

And she wants you back up there?

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: bbc
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:37 PM

Sounds like she needs some company. People are more important than even Mudcat.

best,

bbc

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:45 PM

5:16 to 5:30??? THAT'S all it took in the bedroom?

(Hey...I know...you can print out the MOAB thread and read it IN bed at night...seems like you'll have the time.)

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:55 PM

"I'm writing a bestseller"!

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Feb 07 - 07:58 PM

"I'm busy mocking you at Mudcat, dear!"

THAT's gonna be a long marriage!

~S~

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 10:15 AM

Try showing her more love and understanding, if that fails give her a smack in the gob.

eric

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Scrump
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 10:25 AM

Constructive? That sounds suspiciously like work to me. Don't take any notice, is my advice. My wife gets these crazy ideas that I should do something 'constructive' now and again. I have to pretend to agree and string her along for a while, and hope she forgets. She usually doesn't though :-(

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: bobad
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 10:44 AM

Define "constructive."

Did Einstein's wife dog him with that harangue?

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 10:50 AM

Einstein? Dog Harangue? You have your scientists mixed up. It was PAVLOVAS dog. Every time he rang a bell it ate a raspberry merangue...

(Blame Terry Pratchett)

:D

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 11:31 AM

PavLOV. Pavlova would have been the wife.

~S~

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Bee
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 11:34 AM

Do the laundry. She'll be grateful, especially if it's an up-and-down-stairs task, and you'll have time to play on Mudcat while the machines cycle. Hint: read instructions on soap box if you've never done laundry before.

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Scrump
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 11:42 AM

Do the laundry. She'll be grateful, especially if it's an up-and-down-stairs task, and you'll have time to play on Mudcat while the machines cycle. Hint: read instructions on soap box if you've never done laundry before.

A dangerous precedent - don't do it!

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 12:39 PM

Maybe she's a really smart lady who meant, "Get off the damn computer and make some real music; I believe in you and in your music."

~Susan

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 05:12 PM

I KNOW one Mudcatter whose wife, semi-teasingly, blames ME for introducing him to Mudcat.

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 05:15 PM

semi teasingly...should that be wholly condemningly Bill?

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: skipy
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 06:43 PM

is that ME or M E?
Skipy

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 06:54 PM

It is I. *grin*....(he has been being more 'careful')

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 07:22 PM

No, trust me Susan, it was PavlovA with the merangue. Pavlov's dog may have rung a bell but to make a cake you had to see his missus. Now, what that had to do with Einsteins harangue only time (or space) will tell....

:D

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 07:33 PM

Actually Pavlov's dog has been trying to chase Schroedinger's cat, but is never quite sure where to find it...

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: Slag
Date: 12 Feb 07 - 09:46 PM

If you have to turn to mudcat to ask advice---maybe she has a point!

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: skipy
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 11:54 AM

Schroedinger's cat, it's Schrodinger's cat.
Skipy being a pedant.

Subject: RE: wife moaning
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Feb 07 - 06:44 PM

My spellchecker liked that spelling... :~P