BS: Where's bobert?

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 05:17 PM

Hey, wait!!!

We ain't gonna go paintin' on this gitfeedle so ya' all jus' get that outta yer heads... Okay???... Good...

But I have been thinkin' of maybe, with Ted Rockerman's permission of havin' the back of the body wood burned by someone who ain't gonna mess it up 'er burn it up neither...

I told Ted one night that I was thinkin' 'bout doin' this but he din't say nuthin' but I sho nuff won't do it without his blessin' 'cause while I may be in possession of this fine geeter, it's really his art work...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 05:19 PM

Bring 'er on out, Bobert! I got two brandin' irons sitting right here in the Library! (I really do, too.)

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 06:09 PM

Yahooo, little doggies!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: TC Rocker USA
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 06:10 PM

One Blessing - comin' up!

I don't remember you askin' - maybe it was the night I tested out the flute...

You can gussy it up any way you please, just be careful that one of Rapaire's branding irons isn't a poodle dog and he colors it in with that hot pink enamel.

If you do decide to paint it, I can airbrush a nice wood grain graphic - have the best of both worlds. What are you thinking of having burned into the back? If it's yer set list, you'd be better off duck tapin' an index card to it. Directions home from the gig? Get yerself a talkin' GPS fer the bluesmobile. Your acceptance speech for next year's Grammy's? Recipe fer naner pudding? A portrait of Freeway Bob before the hair loss?   

Now that I think about it, you can't go wrong with puppies, everybody loves puppies. Maybe Rapaire is onto something...

Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 06:40 PM

Mah brandin' irons got the Marshall Public Library's registered brand on 'em: MPL connected with a rocker underneath. We kin brand cattle an' hosses on the left hip, sheep anywhere, staff on the left hip and right shoulder, and gittars wherever the gittar player ain't got his er her fingers.

We kin also earnotch the gittar player -- I'm thinkin' a nice jinglebob cut would be appropriate here.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 07:19 PM

Bobert, you don't have to stray away from the 'Cat to find MOAB. She's the Mother of All BS threads to those of you who don't visit often.

(I love that crack about the short bus! But over at MOAB, we have a really really long bus.)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 07:37 PM

I don't know, SRS, 'bout that thread... It, afterall, is the offspring of a very disturbed Khanny Khandu who has tried over and over to pull off a coup over at Tweedsblues an' while the current Mayor, the Tweezer hisseff, can be a tad on the tough side, King Khanny would certainly be worser seein' as he allready is the the King of Mississippi... Heck, kings is some buzy folks and look at just how bad King Khanny was durin' Katrina??? Jus' stpped at the Piggly Wiggly fir a 12 pack an' a box of chicken, put his kingly feet up on the coffee table and watched it on the TV??? Like how kingly is that??? Well, I'll tell ya what... "Round these parts we expect, no demand, more form out kings than sittin' back with a beer and box o' chicken...

But, sniff, ya gotta love the boy, ahhhhh, king... But when it comes to kingin'??? He ain't up to king snuff...

But I might linger in there some time as long as the King is home playin' his geetar, drenkin' beer an doin' KFC...

Oh, yeah... What wood (pun intended)I burn into the back of the "Back Porch'r"??? Maybe jus' that...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 09:15 PM

How about something like those naked ladies license plate frames?

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Feb 07 - 04:24 PM

I'd paint the back with white latex house paint before I'd put one of those babes on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's bobert?
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 07 - 10:55 AM

YEah, Stilly, but maybe that is just you, ya know -- a bit tone deaf to the electrifying nuances of pulchritude in chrome...


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