Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 25 Feb 07 - 08:42 AM Sodoff Baldrick! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: InOBU Date: 24 Feb 07 - 06:39 PM Frankly I am a bit concerned about the 25 cent yard sale dispencing such foul... has anyone called homeland security? Did the fellow who sold you the chicken have a long beard, thin, over six foot tall, answered to the name of Ben... no wonder he can't be found in Pakistan, his new weapon of mass destruction is exploding chickens, cleverly sold cheep at yard sales... as Blackadders little mate Balderick would say... a fiendishly clever plan... hmmmm.... lor |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: katlaughing Date: 24 Feb 07 - 02:49 PM Spaw, we heard the Car Talk guys this morning and their story about their old pal, Vito, and the bucket of chicken reminded me of this thread. if you haven't heard it, you can listen in HERE. I think it was near the end of the hour as we missed the first half. Ya gotta hear that story!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: kendall Date: 24 Feb 07 - 02:24 PM Was this pervert also a leper? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Feb 07 - 10:35 AM Oh no, he'd already caught it Cap'n. G |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: kendall Date: 24 Feb 07 - 10:23 AM Trying to catch the chicken? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Feb 07 - 10:21 AM Why did the pervert cross the road? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Charley Noble Date: 24 Feb 07 - 10:07 AM Damn! I posted this before providing an explanatory link: Click at Your Own Risk! CN |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Charley Noble Date: 24 Feb 07 - 10:05 AM Rapaire- Would that be the same young woman who snarfed up almost an entire plate of sauted Rocky Mountain oysters, exclaiming "How delicious! What are these?" to the blushing cowhands? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Becca72 Date: 24 Feb 07 - 10:04 AM Little Hawk...LOL!!! Thanks for the belly laughs this thread has caused, guys...I needed that! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Rapparee Date: 24 Feb 07 - 09:45 AM Ya know, this sorta reminds me about the bright young woman reporter, fresh outa journalism school, who was sent out on her very first interview. She was to ask a grizzled old cowboy what the best cut of beef was. He cogitated on it, spit some Copenhagen, and replied, "Well, I guess it'd be tongue. Yup, tongue, sure enough. All meat, no fat er grizzle, and right tender." "YUCK!" exclaimed the reported. "How could you eat something that's been in a cow's mouth?? The old cowboy paused and then replied gently, "Guess you've never et no egg." |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Feb 07 - 09:18 AM He's been putting things he shouldn't into the chicken Mary; is that what you're trying to say? G ¦¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: SINSULL Date: 24 Feb 07 - 09:12 AM We maiden ladies have a hard time maintaining our dignity amid this crowd. SIGH... Spaw - have you put in a new set of batteries to see if the chicken still works? It would be a shame to lose him. And Yard Sale season is still months away. Seriously - there must be a law suit in here. Defective batteries; defective chickens; defective house guests? Go for it. Seriously - had this happened in the middle of the night when you were all asleep you might have made the Darwin Awards. So sorry, love. I really would never hurt you or the family but Generic Batteries? What were you thinking? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Geoff the Duck Date: 24 Feb 07 - 08:46 AM Just goes to show that you should keep off the chickens from the battery farm. Only use free range. Quack!! GtD. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: kendall Date: 24 Feb 07 - 07:56 AM Spaw, you need to be careful with the battery thing. Remember what happened to the "Energizer Bunny"??? Someone put his batteries in backwards, and he just kept coming and coming... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Feb 07 - 04:19 AM I expect you'll need counselling after that shock Spaw, maybe even more therapy. Still there is a school of psychiatry just right for the job, developed in the south, and it's called Freud Chicken. It's nice to hear of another battery hen being freed from life as an egg laying machine. Have you considered it might have been Bird Flu [flew]? Keep on clucking Spaw. Giok. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: jacqui.c Date: 24 Feb 07 - 03:47 AM LOL - not only the original post, but - SINSULL - Virginal?????? Perlease!!!!!!!!!!!!! That lady knows more raunchy songs and double meanings than I've had hot dinners! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Wordsmith Date: 24 Feb 07 - 03:16 AM Now, that's what I call razing the chicken! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 07 - 02:10 AM How refreshing! Gang, I am glad to see the old 'Cat sense of humor is alive and well and I have gotten a lot of laughs at the responses......Thanks! SRS.....Both batteries came out of a new pack so that wasn't it unless one was defective which I have had happen but that was with a cheap generic brand. Dunno' what happened here but maybe Sins had a point. I have caught Cletus several times fondling the bird and although I never saw more than that, I suppose..............Ohmygawd...that's just too disgusting for words. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 07 - 11:23 PM Maybe someone fed it a pretzel... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: katlaughing Date: 23 Feb 07 - 11:09 PM Bush was the model for the strangled chicken. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 07 - 10:31 PM Were fingerprints taken? Someone could have snuck...sneaked...no, snuck...in and put Improvised Electrical Batteries in the Chicken, turning it into a Chicken of Mass Destruction (CMD). Have you notified Homeland Security? TSA? For God's sake, man -- does Bush know??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Ebbie Date: 23 Feb 07 - 09:20 PM Hmmmmm Somehow something seems awfully familiar about "I wouldn't send a harmful gift to Karen and the boys." Did somethng like this happen before? Notice nothing is said about a harmful gift to the Spaw... Hmmmm? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Charley Noble Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:48 PM Spaw- It could have been much worse. You could have been plucked! Which somehow reminds me of my favorite verse to "When Jones Ale Was New": The next came in was a chicken plucker, And he was one mean sucker, Yes, he was one mean sucker, For to join in the jovial crew; For he'd plucked chickens from town to town, Rhode Island Reds to Leghorn Brown, And he'd plucked them chickens up and down -- When Jones's Ale was new, me boys, When Jones's Ale was new! Cheerily, Charley Chicken |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: frogprince Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:42 PM ROFLMAO. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:05 PM That was a reference, by the way, to Donuel's post above. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: katlaughing Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:04 PM Spaw, have you sent one to Sinsull's house, yet?!! LMAO!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:04 PM Har! Har! Excellent. Millions of other people should do the same. Good thing they didn't catch you, though, because they DO have no sense of humor whatsoever. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Amos Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:03 PM I think Spaw ius witholding critical evidence -- namely, that he got up late at night the night before to piss, walked through the kitchen in the dark, felt the urge and reached for satisfaction, thinking he was grabbing for Cleigh the possum. Unfortunately, he being old and short on rods and cones, he grabbed the chicken instead, and before he realized his mistake, he had tried blowing up the chicken's ass. A huge exhalation, right into the battery storage compartment. Well, you may wonder how ole Spaw survives, his breath being as foul and acidic as it is, and the proof of this is that by morning the outer finish on the battery nearest the chicken's cloaca had turned brown. By later afternoon it was liquified, and the consequences of this little midnight meander can be seen in Spaw's accusations against an innocent woman, above. It is not my business to defame honorable men, but when it comes to accusing virginal beauties like SINSULL of malfeasance, I have to speak up. The facts, good friends, speak for themselves. Spaw is a victim of his own halitosis. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Donuel Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:52 PM spaw, My sense of humor is often a form of perceptual art, ephemeral and puzzling. At a large doctor's office complex around noon I saw the name, Dr. Jerry Goldman. MMR EEG... while waiting for the elevator, so I opened the door and said to the receptionist gate keeper in clear ear shot of the entire waiting room, "Tell Jerry that our tee time at Congressional at 12:30 is canceled" and I got on the elevator. Then at the airport I surrepticiously dropped a small unopenable stainless steel box under my chair in which I had stenciled "Sense of Humor - if lost please return to Homeland security. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: folk1e Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:52 PM You arn't in a certain part of America are you Spaw? If you were and the chickens batteries got fried you could have ...... KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: SINSULL Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:43 PM Were Paw and the Reg Boys around to witness this? Cletus? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: SINSULL Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:42 PM I am laughing so hard I am crying. How is the singing/jiggling turkey doing? Love, Auntie SINS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: SINSULL Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:41 PM $21.99? Are you insane? I got the original for $.25 at a yard sale. How did he catch fire? The battery pack or he was sitting on an active burner? I am confused and hurt - I would NEVER send a harmful gift to Karen and the boys. SINS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Stilly River Sage Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:40 PM Spaw, sounds like you put a used battery in the chicken. Be sure that all batteries are fresh. If one is weaker, you'll get an exposion or sparks and heat (I did that with a flashlight once, which is why I know. And if you read the instructions in with battery operated items, they tell you to avoid that situation). How can you be holding Sinsull accountable for operator error? SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: GUEST,hg Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:27 PM Sorry, gal...I can't send you the contract money... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Donuel Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:18 PM Best laugh of the day, thanks |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: ranger1 Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:08 PM Spaw, what did you do to that poor, innocent chicken to cause it to commit suicide? As if the poor thing wasn't traumatized enough by Seamus chewing on it before it even got to your house! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:03 PM I like the Pig Catapult and the Chicken Chucker myself! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:55 PM Look, if you want to kill someone, there are better, more efficient ways than this. Somebody should tell SINSULL. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: GUEST,lox Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:53 PM Ah - it's the last resort dating agency then ... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Bill D Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:51 PM I was always told that 'choking the chicken' would make you go blind...or grow hair on your palms. NOW it's an industry! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: GUEST,lox Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:51 PM I was hoping that was a dating agency |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:50 PM Available Birds Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:45 PM A scurrilous lie! Beagles love smoking and will do it whenever they get the chance. (the above statement provided by your local friendly and honest tobacco industry spokesman) |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: Jeri Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:45 PM Chickens got suicide bombers now... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: GUEST,Little Stack Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:43 PM The tobacco companies used to force Beagles to smoke but I don't know about chickens |
Subject: RE: BS: Sinsull Attempts To Kill Spaw From: GUEST,lox Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:41 PM Good thing about chickens, you invest a few bucks but you get loads back. Buck buck buck ... etc ... |
Subject: RE: BS: SinsullAttemptsToKillSpaw From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:39 PM Damn! You say they're sold out????????? They can't be! I must have one! I guess it's off to Ebay again....where I am still trying to obtain an inflatable Hillary Clinton doll...but with no success. (sigh) As for the "Dancing, Singing, Choke-the-Chicken Doll", I bet the bidding goes through the roof on those things. |
Subject: RE: BS: SinsullAttemptsToKillSpaw From: GUEST,lox Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:33 PM Fowl play! |