BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:26 PM

People, people restraint please... I agreed to Koko's photo shoot with only a rose and ample air brushing, but these new scenes are stretching my abilities... fade outs... and appropriate music perhaps...

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:48 PM

Koko:

nO -- nOT MIsSionarEee. Koko UP!! WheEEeee!! Wheeeee!! WhooFFFfff!

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Jeri
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:37 PM

I don't think it's too difficult to tell what position he's taking.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Dave Swan
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:02 PM

Koko nOt sur What MR AMOs meAnss Is it lik What thhhhe mmmmissionary meant hwen h e came to viSit Koko?

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 12:07 PM

Aww, shucks, that gift set just takes the cake and beats the band, too!! Kok has just GOT to come out on top after that...so to speak. Um...you know....a winner, as it were...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 02:31 PM

refresh

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: John Hardly
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 09:33 AM

Sorry I missed you, Mick. Ft Wayne is my neighborhood. I just don't visit here too often and didn't see this (very entertaining) thread 'til just now. Maybe next time -- of next time I'm up t'elderly's. We could trade a tune or two -- I hear tell that celtic and old-timey share a few of the same chords.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 10:37 PM

Koko and Ms. Oooopah's gifts to Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:21 AM

And the ring? Have you found the ring?
refresh.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: GUEST,Big Mick
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 07:21 PM

Well, back into computer no man's land, folks. I am not going to have a 'puter available for a few days. It has been refreshing to be able to scan stuff for a bit between meetings. I will try to do a more complete reading when I get home in a few days.

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 12:55 PM

WELL ... not even a hello !!!! It's too late anyway, today's package has already gone out and the good Jesuit fathers even included a reading assignment. Jeri, and I started sending 3-D samples of the thread.... I'll send pictures to Jeff to post later tonite.

And KOKO dearest, do not give up dear heart... your package was wonderful... I'm sure he was just in a hurry.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 12:42 PM

amen to the important paragraph, Mick....there ARE signs of progress, but lots to do yet..

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: GUEST,Big Mick, live from the struggle
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:30 AM

Friggin' small town newspapers. In Detroit, Phoenix, or Boston, no one even raises an eyebrow when I parade around in my thong with the spud in the back. Here it makes the damn front pages.

And to set the record straight, oops wrong term,..... to correct the written record, I only put a sack of potatoes in the back of the thong to provide a counterweight. Otherwise I would fall flat on my face. Well......actually I wouldn't be on my face, it would look more like an inclined......never mind.

Dear Ms. ooomma...booma... whatever. You aren't shitting anyone here lady...I know you aren't after my money. That is just a ruse....you want the damn thong and I ain't given it up.

Ever since Jeri suggested that the lot of you might show up, I have been sitting here in my room wearing a chicken suit. What gives, I am waiting. Jeri......I have a special outfit for you. You are going to dress up as a map of Poland and I am going to dress as a Stuka Dive Bomber, I think it will re-invigorate our relationship.....hahaha

I wish that Mary Garvey had not mentioned the Catholic schoolgirl costume...er...uniform. I haven't been able to sleep on my stomach since. In fact, I haven't been able to sleep since.......

Ahhhhhhh.....the FAIR ONE (don't have time to format, on a library computer, imagine a rainbow) whom I relentlessly pursue over cyber hill and dale, as if I am not struggling with enough with all this attention......now I have to think of cairns and ......you know. Australia here I come......as soon as I can stop these fecking modern day robber barons from decimating health insurance and pensions.

Folks, all kidding aside, you have performed a miracle. You made me smile, indeed laugh out loud. This thread reminds me of the Mudcat that we all came to love. I needed it desperately. When one is living in hotels, in Cities far from home, and looking at the faces of folks that are counting on you to help them in their struggle to maintain a decent future for them and their kids, there is tendency to sink into the fight. There is a war being waged in the USA these days. It is against terrorism, but not the one that Shrub wants you to focus on. It is a battle for the soul of this land. The battle should be about providing health care and prescription drugs for all. Instead it is about taking those things away from decent, hardworking folks. We should be providing more educational opportunites, but if the powers that be get away with what they are accomplishing here, fewer will be able to afford it.

Yep.........I needed this thread. It rescued me from the darkness that I started to slip into. Thank You. I love you all.

If we don't take up this fight, who will. If we don't do it now, we may never be able to again.

Now....where did I put that damn ring??????

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 03:28 PM

SOme guys just do better with the help of a stripper. Weird, but true...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 02:53 PM

Okay it says on the front of the package
Stripping/Insertion Tool and it fits in the palm of your hand. One side has a handle with ridges on the edge and at one end there is a finger ring. Part of the instructions read...

With one of your fingers in the stripper's ring, rotate the stripper all the way around 1-2 times.

Now I'm not quite sure how this assists the data wire in transfering information... but it at least sounds interesting. Maybe it'll help Mick. I'd hate to see his inability to connect continue to infect other male member's devices.

Tinker

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 10:33 AM

Teeny bit more drift...I've never used quotation marks in my links.

Now, Tink! Tell us more, did ya buy one? Sounds very interesting!:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 08:54 AM

Jeri:

No--

"Could not open the page "http://detail.cfm/?messages__Message_ID=96536" because the server "detail.cfm" could not be found.":

Internet Explorer opens the link correctly while Safari does not. I'll file a bug report with Apple in it. Safari's a young browser.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Jeri
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 08:45 AM

Amos, please try Kat's link now and see if it works. The difference between it and the other links on Mudcat is quotation marks, and it's got 'em now. Maybe there IS a reason why the HTML standard says they're s'posed to be there!

Maybe Mick's inability to connect is slowly infecting other male member's devices.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 08:43 AM

Computer repair seems to be a recurring theme in this thread... A trip to Radio Shack yesterday and what did I find on the computer wall but a gadget called "Stripper and Insertion Tool " Sounds like it should be part of the standard Mudcat Tech repair kit...

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM

Amos, that's right, though, for an internal Mudcat link, that is, I truncate it to the href=Detail.CFM?messages__Message_ID=96536, as that's the way I was taught by Joe and Jeff. I don't know why that doesn't work with your browser.

Sorry for the drift, folks.:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:18 AM

Oh, sorry!! My browser parses it as "http://detail.cfm/?messages__Message_ID=96536". I fixed another one of yours because I thought it was broken the same way. It is probably a local browser setting. Sorry. It is something odd, because the Cat HREFs are all seen correctly by my browser. (Safari under Mac OS 10.2). Oh, bother....

A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 11:54 PM

Amos, it must be something on your machine, as it works fine for me and, obviously, for Tinker, as did the one I put in the Veteran's thread. Here's the link: http://www.mudcat.org/Detail.CFM?messages__Message_ID=96536

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 11:35 PM

KL:

That link is truncated somehow. Won't fly.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 10:59 PM

Now that gives a whole new perspective to the fact that Mick swears he only smokes when he's on the road....

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 10:54 PM

Tink, gotta get the Cigarette Blues in there somewhere...I'm surprised that CD didn't include it!

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:13 PM

Now Kendall, this project is definately taking shape. I sent the first script off to the leading man today for delivery tommorrow and forwarded a little something form one of his loves... When the real world gets into the way, the virtual just might have to go 3-D...

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: kendall
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:09 PM

Jeri, to organize you and that lot would be like trying to wrap two watermellons together in waxed paper.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Jeri
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 09:21 PM

I'd take 3, but it doesn't go
"Sister Kate told Mr Neal
you can't ride in my automobile
'less you JACK it off"

Amergin, Mick said something about the card in his computer not being configured so it would work. Maybe he just needs a modem string setting or something. I had problems here when they upgraded the server software and I had to buy a new modem because the support and upgrades for my old one had stopped and my old driver couldn't deal with the server's V92 modems. Modem strings helped, but didn't completely fix my problems. He's used to loggin in from the road, so he's probably got the phone numbers right. If I hear from him again. I'll ask.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Snuffy
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 07:19 PM

No takers for 3, 5 or 6 then?

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Noreen
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 06:39 PM

I'm working with you here, Tinker- like the way your mind works, girl!

I'll go with track 2...

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amergin
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:48 PM

are you sure his dial up is set up to dial the outside line???

anyways...mary says"

"Wonder what Sister Blister would make of the pervert in the ladies dressing rooms. The one who had a mirror glued to his shoe and was putting it under the curtains."

Nathan says:

"I'm sorry....that was just me."

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:47 PM

I am not sure it isn't time for Koko to face up to 14 as a fact of life :>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:44 PM

Actually Tinker, I prefer "Band Of Gold" for my contribution.
"Just want a little band of gold
To prove that you love..."

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:38 PM

Okay people it loooks like we have a major part of the Sound Track CD here ...

Current scenes seem to demand tracks 8 and perhaps an updated remix of 11.

Koko dearest, Track 12 seems custom for your relationship. Although there is something to be said for track 13 and 14 as well... Work with me okay??

Susan... I'm thinking track 19.

Mary and Mary I think to keep the whole school girl motif intact we could use 17... Lollipops are girlish aren't they??

Suggestions??

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 11:56 AM

Viruses, well, I guess Big Mick doesn't have a Big Mac, then.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 11:40 AM

Maybe he should try one of those plastic wrapper thingies to avoid Serially Transmitted Disease. And don't even ask him about Parallel Transmitted Disease -- if he knew, he wouldn't tell!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 11:18 AM

Roger In Baltimore has a song about that. "I'm Built For Comfort, Not For Speed."
Poor Mick! He not only can't get it up, he can't even get it in.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 11:17 AM

Hell Jeri, if he does manage it, he'll probably pick up a virus. Those Pay-Per-Usage connections spread the hell out of them.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 11:03 AM

Oh that's no big deal-- they have Dialagra for that nowadays.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Jeri
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 10:53 AM

I was fairly inaccurate. He can get the laptop up, but has incompatability problems with the connections the hotel offers. They want high speed and his computer's not built for that. He could plug in, but nothing happened. Sorry for the confusion.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 10:27 AM

Mary, I was told to carry the telephone book, too. Keep in mind, the NYC book is about three inches thick and weighs a few pounds. Also told not to wear lacy slips after a thunderstorm or with patten leather shoes. The shoes and the puddles reflect upwards and some poor unsuspecting Christian boy might be aroused.

Wonder what Sister Blister would make of the pervert in the ladies dressing rooms. The one who had a mirror glued to his shoe and was putting it under the curtains.

So Mick can't get his lap top up. No. I will leave it alone too.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 10:21 AM

So Mick can't get his monitor up huh? As I recall, it was Freud who originally advanced the theory of "Monitor Envy".........Very similar to "Penis Envy" but both genders are equally affected. Also, unlike in Penis Envy, thin and flat is considered desirable.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 02:37 AM

Dave:

ROTFLMAO!!!!!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:13 AM

You've got a lot of control there, Dave & mary...**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: mg
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:08 AM

I didn't even think it honest..

mg

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Dave Swan
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:03 AM

"He can't seem to get his laptop up."

Step away from the straight line and no one gets hurt.

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 11:42 PM

I talked to Mick on the phone a little while ago. He can't seem to get his laptop up. (Won't work with their lines.) Anyway, he's fine and says 'Hi' to everybody. He also has NO idea how much trouble he's in on this thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: Tinker
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:31 PM

Gee, we were told the only pill we needed was an asprin between our knees, but we all wanted to know what happened if/when it dissolved. Did that meean we had waited long enough??

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:27 PM

I remember Ann Landers saying girls should keep a sheet of paper between their knees, so that they'd have to keep them together when with a boy! Of course, with the potato in back, who needs a phone book!?

Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick to Indianapolis
From: mg
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:15 PM

and you should always carry a telephone book with you in case there were an occasion (of sin no doubt) in which you had to sit on a boy's lap...honest to God that is what they taught us. mg