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(name removed) has a fat arse

Liz the Squeak 12 Jul 01 - 01:35 AM
Philibuster 11 Jul 01 - 06:34 PM
Liz the Squeak 11 Jul 01 - 06:10 PM
Micca 11 Jul 01 - 06:05 PM
Diva 11 Jul 01 - 05:09 PM
Manitas 11 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM
JudeL 11 Jul 01 - 08:31 AM
Kjell 11 Jul 01 - 04:34 AM
Llanfair 11 Jul 01 - 04:07 AM
Steve Parkes 11 Jul 01 - 03:25 AM
Amergin 10 Jul 01 - 11:21 PM
GUEST,SDShad 10 Jul 01 - 11:03 PM
GUEST,SDShad 10 Jul 01 - 11:01 PM
Bill D 10 Jul 01 - 10:57 PM
Burke 10 Jul 01 - 10:13 PM
catspaw49 10 Jul 01 - 09:35 PM
SINSULL 10 Jul 01 - 08:21 PM
Hawker 10 Jul 01 - 07:44 PM
Liz the Squeak 10 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM
gnu 10 Jul 01 - 01:02 PM
catspaw49 10 Jul 01 - 12:40 PM
Jeremiah McCaw 10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM
guinnesschik 10 Jul 01 - 09:28 AM
gnu 10 Jul 01 - 08:41 AM
manitas_at_work 10 Jul 01 - 07:56 AM
Steve Parkes 10 Jul 01 - 03:55 AM
fat B****rd 10 Jul 01 - 03:09 AM
Liz the Squeak 10 Jul 01 - 01:29 AM
Murray MacLeod 09 Jul 01 - 10:51 PM
harpgirl 09 Jul 01 - 10:51 PM
Lin in Kansas 09 Jul 01 - 10:20 PM
Mrs.Duck 09 Jul 01 - 07:49 PM
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jul 01 - 01:35 AM

Er, Phili - too much information ther... WAAAAY too much information!!!

(does it affect your sliding abilities? Like carrying your own cocoanut matting around the fair with you.....)

Just curious, that's all.

And does your chest match??

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Philibuster
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 06:34 PM

Though not having a fat arse, I suffer from a similar malidy. I've got a brillo-pad farm growing down there. You leave dem big butted wimmens 'lone, less I sic fluffy on you. =)

Philibuster, laughing his hairy little ass off.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 06:10 PM

Was wondering when that would show up. Knew damned well who was going to post it though!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Micca
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 06:05 PM

and of course there is always this eulogy in the DT... Click here


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Diva
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 05:09 PM

well speaking as someone who has a fat arse what is all the fuss about...... poor name removed must be jealous. I would much rather be well padded about the hurdies. Liz the Squeek is my role model...... way to go Lizzie !!! Diva the Rubenesque


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Manitas
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM

Sory about hijacking the thread...

Sinsull,

Nah, my mistake. Our side of the family was too poor to steal horses.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: JudeL
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 08:31 AM

10lb 3oz - just the thought is enough to turn my knees white, (mine were all much smaller)
but back to the music, and many thanks to Penny for "All around my fat" another one for us as can give proper hugs!
Jude


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Kjell
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 04:34 AM

here are some serious bottoms
http://www.kelleys.org/fatass/

sorry I am not able to make a click

Kjell


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Llanfair
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 04:07 AM

Sorry, folks, but photos just would not be fair!!!! At 6'1", my backside looks biggish, but not huge when I am photographed on my own. It's only when seen in real life that the true proportions can be appreciated!!!!
And yes, I had to have a caesarian as well! Managed to push out the 10lb 3oz one myself, though!!!
Cheers, Bron.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 03:25 AM

"Firebox"?? Oh my goodness!


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Amergin
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:21 PM

So, guinnesschik....you're proud of Lts' wide arse, too?

my butt is not all that small...i also like women in all shapes and sizes....


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: GUEST,SDShad
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:03 PM

uHM, I mean, Uhm, I'm not capslock-challenged above there. It's a symbolic emphasis on the greater girth of my back end.

Yeah, that's it.

SDShad, since my front end isn't exactly petite either....


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: GUEST,SDShad
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:01 PM

So, are all these proposed wide-angle and panoramic photos to go into next year's calendar, then? Or a second volume, the Mudcat Merely Mooned Calendar 2002?

sHAD


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 10:57 PM

volunteering to calibrate all the technical stuff and be sure conversion units are properly done.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Burke
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 10:13 PM

In order to have it be fair, don't you need to specify how far the camera is from the ... ahem ... object of interest? After all a close in pic will look bigger than one farther out. ;-)


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 09:35 PM

Ya know, in all seriousness, I like women who are broad through the beam. A lot of the skinny-assed type give me the feeling I'm a child molester for even noticing. Short of a few pics, I haven't met many of our female members and even though we've discussed every part of the female and male anatomy around here, my love for all of them is based on the thoughts they project here and not on anything else. If you're a looker, great. If you're not, great. Who could possibly give a shit?

Liz, if the wide angle doesn't work, go for the panorama shot........All photos considered.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 08:21 PM

manitas - could be. I am descended from a long line of horse thieves.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Hawker
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 07:44 PM

Hi
I try to avoid getting in on these kind of discussions and have avoided opening this thread for a couple of days now, but, broad of beam myself, it really appealed!
As a member of the Fat Bottomed Girls Guild, I feel I must offer my support to the name removed subject, and congratulate her on being noticed!
Jealousy is the sincerest form of flattery - and I'm Jealous!
From your bigger arsed friend in Cornwall, who has had 2 Ceasarean sections cos my hips weren't big enough either!
Fatty bum-bum Lucy :0}


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM

Better get the wide angle lens out then, hadn't I 'Spaw.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 01:02 PM

Shouldn't there be a panel of judges ? I will volunteer to serve along with Spaw on the panel, purely in the interest of fair play and all that. Wait... there's going to be a male panel judging women and vice versa, right ?


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:40 PM

Sorry I kinda' missed all this, but it reminds me of an old railroader friend of my Dad's (another railroader). In describing his wife, he held his hands far apart and said, "She's got a firebox about yea wide." Always cracked the Ol' Man up...........me too.

I would be happy to act as judge in any "Firebox Contest"..........Submit your pictures to me and after due consideration and other things, I'll post a winner.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM

And always remember; a thing of beauty is a joy forever!


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: guinnesschik
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 09:28 AM

Well, good grief! What a great way to turn something too stupid to be really nasty into another really entertaining thread! Name removed should be proud of her fat arse, as am I. And believe me, it's HUGE! (Ask Himself, and just happen to ask him how much he likes it...)

FAWU! (fat arses of the world unite)


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 08:41 AM

Murray... I know. Just an excuse in my slightly tipsy condition to say something risque. I usually get quite a reaction from my female friends when I say something about "squeezin out pups".


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: manitas_at_work
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 07:56 AM

Hey Sinsull,

You and I might be cousins. My mum is a Sullivan.

Paul Draper

(LtS's husband)


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:55 AM

All that meat, and no potatoes! It's enough to keep a sensitive lad awake at nights ...

What's that other song? Ah--"It must be jelly, 'cos jam don't shake like that!"

Steve (with his chalk in his hand!)


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:09 AM

And anyway, it aint the meat it,s the motion.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 01:29 AM

True Murray - as my own case will illustrate. It has been noted that I have broad childbearing hips, but had to have a C section because they weren't broad enough to squeeze my baby lard monster through at 8lb 12.5oz.

And for those of you who've seen/read Bridget Jones' Diary(if you haven't, go and do so...), yes, I can rest a pint of beer on it. But only if it's in a dimple glass.

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:51 PM

Gnu, you would be surprised , as I was, at the lack of correlation between hip size and ease of parturition.

My ex was (and is) a midwife of twenty-five years experience and I used to debate this very topic with her at length.

Nor is it true that breast size and ability to lactate satisfactorily are correlated in any way. (Not that anybody here has suggested that there is a correlation, but in such an idiotic thread, anything might happen ....)

Murray


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: harpgirl
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:51 PM

I demand a recount!!!!!

I demand the right to be judged accordingly in this contest!! With that in mind I am promptly taking a polaroid of my backside and mailing it to the appropriate judge! I urge anyone who wishes to stand up and be counted to do the same. We'll see just who is the real winner!!!! What's your mailing address again Catspaw???????

I've always wanted to be in a callipygian contest...


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:20 PM

One of my brother's favorite descriptions of me went something like: "Well, she's red-headed. She's got a real nasty temper sometimes. And she's got an ass that's two axe handles and a can of tomatoes wide."

Nothings changed (except there's been another axe handle added)! Go ladies, go...

Lin


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:49 PM

I consider Name Removed to be one of my closest friends - about four feet wasn't it Liz!! Bottoms up girls!!!!!


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:25 PM

Thanks Burke, knew someone could do it!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:51 PM

This reminds me of Allan Sherman's spoof on Molly Malone:

She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through streets that are narrow,
Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide.
So wherever she wheels it,
The neighborhood feels it,
Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side.

In Dublin's fair city,
Where girls are so pretty,
My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone.
(That's 256 pounds.)
I dont mind her fat--but,
It's not only that--but,
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound, Molly Malone.

---
Alex


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Burke
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:44 PM

Here you go Hope it works.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:26 PM

I feel I should put a blicky here to the words to 'She weighs 16 stone and what do you get?'..... shame I can't remember how to do it....

Just remember, that when you see us coming, better run and hide. A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died.

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Sourdough
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:47 PM

Guest:

and this is the best way you know to make the world a better place?

Mudcatters - What nice reactions to to a jeroll (a jerk crossed with a troll)

Makes me proud.

Sourdough


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: SDShad
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:33 PM

Hey, now, I feel slighted. My arse is friggin' 'uge! Why can't I get my name removed?

Whining, or per etymology given in in a recent thread, more properly whinging,

Incontinentia Buttocks


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:32 PM

I think it's a biologically driven desire that most men have for women with big hips. Small hips ain't no good for squeezin out pups.

Oh oh. My keyboard breathalyzer has just informed me that I have performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

Goodnight. My apo


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Llanfair
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:19 PM

What a shame that, even in these enlightened times, people still consider that there are "good" and "bad" physical attributes.
Beautiful people come in all shapes and sizes.
Bron.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:42 PM

And their perky what?


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Áine
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:37 PM

You know, I've always felt sorry for people, like guest, that can't appreciate all us BBW (yes, I'm a member of the sisterhood, too. And mine's been that way since I was born ;-) They really miss out on a good thing; and they forget that along with a big bum come two lovely, luscious big bodacious breasts! And I have them too -- AND they're perky!

And to (name removed) and all my BBW sisters I say, "Let your big bums fly, Girls! When we shake it, we don't break it - and only a REAL MAN can take it!!

Big-arsed and proud of it, Áine ;-)


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: chip a
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:54 PM

guest......you are bloody, damn pathetic. Now, sit down and slow your breathing a bit. Get hold of yourself (not that way asshole!) You can do better than this if you'll put your mind to it. Give your subject a little thought before you begin to rant and rave. Remember, the purpose of an insult is to hurt the one being insulted. So far, all you've done is give a pretty big bunch of folks a good laugh. PSSSSST.....it's you we're laughing at.

Have a nice day. : )

Chip A.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:45 PM

Oh Mousie, you say the sweetest things.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:44 PM

Name removed is quite amused by all this - after all, it is a rather fat arse, and Queen wrote a song all about me. If my other activities work out, I shall shortly (and fatly) get on my bike and RIDE!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:43 PM

Okay, okay now, girls, none of this "my ass is bigger than yours" thing. I'm sure we're all just as worthy, and all just as wonderful, regardless of the size of our caboose.

Now, if somebody had proof that (name withheld) was torturing baby seals, or stealing presidential elections, or drilling in wilderness areas, or other such evil behavior, I might be interested in hearing more. The size of her "arse" doesn't interest me in the least. That's not where the heart is located. Nor the soul. (Although some people apparently keep their brains there -- which would make (name withheld) potentially much smarter than they!)

Alex


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:42 PM

I was going to post early this AM. Had it typed and couldn't hit the submit. Figured it was better to let sleeping trolls lie. After all, if there's no sunlight, slimy creatures like Guest usually crawl back under their rocks. But, given the fact that the party on the receiving end (no pun intended) of this cowardly and rude act has seen fit to post, here is a shortened version of my unposted reply to guest....

I've got a big arse too. Here it is for you to kiss, if you can get your head out of yours.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: SharonA
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:40 PM

As a newbie (and a BBW as well!) (for those who haven't seen last week's Mudcat Radio show), I am more than gratified to observe the reaction to GUEST's flaming remark earlier today, and to know that such behavior is not dismissed as harmless or amusing. I'm especially glad to see that the person's name has been removed throughout this thread. I hope that "name removed" knows how much we care to protect the feelings and reputation of a fellow member; and I hope that GUEST has learned his/her lesson and grows up.

This simply serves to reinforce the positive impression I've gotten of the Mudcat membership as a whole. I'm proud to have been accepted into this group.

SharonA


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:36 PM

Wow Miss Lizzie! You've been flamed - incompetently, but flamed all the same. I am jealous. My ass has to be at least as big as yours!
SINS (Mary Sullivan, lest I be accused of hiding behind a pseudonym)


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:31 PM

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad...


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