BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: MBSLynne
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 10:12 AM

Well it CAN pleasurably go on an awfully long time if you're careful with it and not in a great rush to...er.....'relieve' it!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 09:04 AM

Sorry, Ajewkated hillbillie, but I must been playin' hookee that day 'cause I don't know nuthin about no enzytez... but you have my permission to mix 'um, try 'um and get back to us... Shoot, you night even get you a week long errection, 'er month...

Sorry, brucie, maybe you oughtta convert over to metric time jus so that yuo'll feel better 'bout things... Lets see now, according to the Wes Ginny Slide Rule 2 minutes and 14 seconds in metric time is, hmmmmm, ahhhhhh, nevermind... Keep what ya got and be sure to get up with Liz and beteen the two of you ya might *get it up* into the 3 minute range...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 06:30 AM

Seen on a birthday card, have to share...

Him: Fancy a quickie?

Her: As opposed to what?

Brucie, if you need a little help, I could probably give you a hand...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: GUEST,Ajewkayted hillbillie
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 01:26 AM

Hay boBert,

wHat wood (HeeHaw) happin if a feller mixed seeAlis wif enzyte?

i reespeckt yur purfeshinull ughpinyun on hard subgects. U iz thuh rezughdent skoller in dis 'sheer holler nowed as mUdkat an ugh all-round gud guy.

i nevered laffed suh hard in my borned daze. Well meebe whin ol Black n Tan dawg got whupped up on by a skinnie deecripit critter called ugh amarillo down Texus way, doncha no.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 12:55 AM

You guys are too much!

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 12:38 AM

Dang.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 12:36 AM

no lady *I* ever discussed it with thought the time was cumulative....

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 12:10 AM

I need to know if the following counts: Is the time cumulative? I have been keepin track since this thread started and so far I have two minutes and fourteen seconds of erection time. At this rate I estimate it will take me about 215 days to reach the critical point. When should I begin to worry?

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 10:08 PM

Whew, Liz, I was hopin' you'd say that...

Buzz all night long??? What the heck going thru my mind??? Like nuthin, 'er what? Haha....

Ya know what? Men can say some real srupid stuff...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 09:37 PM

Hey Bobert, if I want buzzin all night long, I'll just get new batteries for my vibrator!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 09:22 PM

If it isn't one 'ism' it's another.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 09:06 PM

My Eudora spelling checker wants to replace 'Priapism' with 'Pianism'....

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 03:15 PM

tannywheeler...I am reliably informed that there are advantages and DIS advantages to being either sex....and even more to being trans or in between. I guess we get used to what we are supplied with.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Terry Allan Hall
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 02:02 PM

My wife assures me that if this ever happens, she'll call the doctor around the 3 hour, 45 minute point... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 01:01 PM

No disparagement meant to transgendered folks, but Bill Gates ain't got enough money to pay me to be a male person. Tough enough being female, but I couldn't take the other.    Tw

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 12:26 PM

You forgot cystitis Amos; I certainly won't!
Giok :~(

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 12:09 PM

Yep, I know I'm havin' a tough time gettin' that paragraph out of my head....    ;)

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 11:39 AM

An unforgettable quote:

Priapism is a persistent penile erection not associated with sexual desire. Low flow or ischaemic priapism is associated with stasis and diminished blood efflux from the cavernous bodies, while high-flow arterial or non-ischaemic priapism is associated with an abnormal increase of blood influx into cavernous bodies. The latter is the result of cavernosal AVF, which causes unregulated and continuous arterial inflow directly into the lacunar spaces, after bypassing the high-resistance helicine arteries. Cavernosal lacunar spaces thus distend in absence of neurological stimulation, but venous outflow is maintained because subtunical venule drainage is not compromised.
Diagnosis of arterial priapism is based on history of trauma, clinical signs, penile blood gas measurement, color-flow Doppler ultrasound, and selective arteriography.
High-flow priapism is usually secondary to cavernosal artery laceration from blunt or penetrating trauma to perineum or penis. In rare cases, the etiology of arterial priapism remains unknown (idiopathic non-ischaemic priapism), as it was in our case.


A

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 11:37 AM

See this page for a clinical presentation of the factors.

A

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 11:30 AM

Definition:

Penis pain is any pain or discomfort in the penis. Priapism, which can cause serious pain, is a persistent, painful erection which does not resolve.


Alternative Names:

Pain - penis; Priapism


Common Causes:

Trauma (such as from excessive manipulation)
Bites, either human or insect
Pimples or any surface lesion
Genital herpes (Visible lesions or sores are often preceded by 5 or 6 days of burning, itching or pain at the site of infection.)
Inflammation of the prostate gland (prostatitis)
Syphilis (can produce a painless penile sore)
Nonspecific urethritis caused by chlamydia and gonorrhea
Infection under the foreskin of uncircumcised men (balanitis)
Reiter's syndrome
Priapism (persistent erection)
Peyronie's disease
Cancer of the penis
Infected penile prosthesis
Sickle cell anemia

More at this site.


A

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 11:01 AM

There is a wonderful song about such things at burial but can't remember what it is.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 08:33 AM

If the erection lasts over four hours, your girlfriend will propose...

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 08:26 AM

LOL....

Geeze....

Guess I'm just a "legend in my own mind"...

Oh well?

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 05:08 AM

Bobert: if I heard you buzzin' all night I would presume you're having Apis.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:37 PM

Rapaire, you are on a roll. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:35 PM

Hey, Lizzie, I din't say I had a stash o' this stuff 'er nuthin... I was jus' reportin' on what the TV is sayin' 'bout it... Ahhh, as fir myself, I don't need no doctor, I don't need no pills... Sho nuff don't need no doctor, don't need no pills 'cause...

I'm young and able to buzz all night long 'n if ya hear me buzzin' there's some stingin' going on...

King Bee Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:34 PM

Brucie, his pecker might have gotten him the bloody nose in the first place.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:27 PM

The state of the man in the photo in the link above has to do with how he was embalmed. The erection is there because the veinous pressure when the formaldehyde was inserted was high. I read about a trial in the U.S. in the last few years where some employees at a funeral home were charged with some sort of malicious mischief from abusing dead bodies. They were torquing up the pressure on dead men to cause erections, though the pressure was always released later for the regular viewing and funeral purposes. The employees probably did it for comparison purposes--who knows--but it was considered inappropriate enough to get them charged and convicted.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:14 PM

4. TRAUMA EMERGENCIES

4.7 SPINAL COLUMN / CORD INJURIES

TREATMENT

BASIC PROCEDURES

6. Determine presence or absence of significant neurologic signs and symptoms: motor function, sensory function, reflex responses, visual inspection, bradycardia, priapism, hypotension, loss of sweating or shivering and loss of bladder/bowel control.

From the site

Massachusetts Emergency Medical Services - Trauma Emergencies ...

It is standard in North America. To be clear, the presence of pripism is an indicator, and medics check for it if other circumstance indicate there may be spinal cord compromise.

It would do little good to encounter a couple who are 'entangled' and presume from the presence of an erection that the fellow has damage to his spine. In truth, we only check if the circumstances are such taht the is a good possibility of trauma to the spine. If the guy's only complaint is a bleeding nose from a fist fight, we don't check his pecker.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: hilda fish
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:01 PM

Eeeooww! Couldn't help myself when I saw this thread subject. Had to get a 'handle' on it as it were and follow all this 'hard' conversation through to the .......... help! I just love how some people occupy their time.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 07:52 PM

It could be a post-mortem response at a cellular level, a final urgent impulse to survive somehow...


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Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Jeri
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 06:18 PM

Rapaire, that was funny! (Took me a few seconds though.)

I would think the priapism after an accident has something to do with blood flow/inflammation in the area (pelvic area), and the lower spine would be near too, so it might have been damaged. Am I close, Brucie? I had never heard about this either.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 06:11 PM

And how many days did it take to get the lid down on him?

Brings a whole new meaning to 'stiff'.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 04:08 PM

I only made a few dick jokes

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/prespenis.jpg


http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/bushwha9.jpg


But this is an untouched photo !
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/bush_zipper.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: robomatic
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:49 PM

Three takes on priapism:

1)Brucie: you check for this at accident sites? I wish I did not know that, but now that I do, is it a good thing or a bad thing (at an accident site?) I would guess it's a bad thing because it indicates the damn thing is going off independent of mental arousal.

2)Graffitti from the Stanford University math building external stone stairwell, a source of much male self-awareness: "Abstinence makes the fond grow harder"

3)Great thread title, Bobert! I saw the commercial with that 'warning' at last year's superbowl, just prior to Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. That show was replete with ads in questionable taste, little boys having their mouths washed out because when they saw a new car's folding roof they invariably cried "holy Sh-!", and at least one other pretty suggestable topic, but I recall wondering what kind of audience these advertisers thought they were influencing, (and if they were right, godelpus). The cialis commerical came on and we all laughed at that 'warning' from which some clever clever writer cum lawyer must've earned a big boner, er bonus.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:40 PM

If the erection lasts over 4 hours, to heck with the doctor, seek professional help.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:57 PM

I'd never get the chance to see if it lasted four hours, my wife would have boinked me to death by three and a half hours!

I heard tell they use the stuff in nursing homes to keep the guys from rolling out of bed.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:52 PM

'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'

. . . have it bronzed.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:43 PM

Rancher out this way had this bull that wouldn't...you know. Rancher sure wanted his herd bigger, but the bull just wasn't interested. Finally, the guy went to the vetenarian and asked for some stuff to make the bull do his bullish duty.

The vet gave him a a liter of some greenish liquid and told him that it would do the job.

And it did! That bull was riding the cows within five minutes of being drenched with the medicine. After servicing all of the heifers and the cows, he tried the pigs, the horses, and even the roosters. Finally collapsed and slept for three days straight (so to speak).

I asked the guy what was in the medicine. He said that he didn't know, but that it tasted like peppermint and after his wife poured it out on the ground the pump handle stood straight up for a week.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Megan L
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:30 PM

ach crivens if a tent canny stay up for more thin 4 oors send it back tae the maker

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:17 PM

I take it this is all about the difficulties of assembling flatpack furniture, or putting up sheds.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:24 PM

over 4 hrs is very dangerous can lead to this ......but he went happy!

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM

Is it any good for curing hanging chads? Oh sorry we're back to elections again, although that was a bit of a 'cock up' too.
Giok :~)

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: GUEST,harpy
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 11:21 AM

...or give it to your lawyer to make him taller!

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:53 AM

You poor guys. If there's something Hubby doesn't need..... and, Sttaw, his neck ain't the.... oh, never mind.
LadyJean, I used to receive those ads, too. When I had to go to the library to use these machines. Why they would put someone named Cynthia on the list baffled me. Also the atrocious spelling....Tw

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: GUEST,jacqui.c
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:50 AM

Liz - you could alwys come to the Getaway - Bobert will be there.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:37 AM

Why would anyone want to reduce erection time.
Alegedly you need to take plenty of water with them so you dont get a stiff neck.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:36 AM

As far as I can tell, these drugs are career killers.
Some of the commercial advocates seem to have shrunk from the public scene.

Bob Dole
Baseball players
Martin Gibson
ect.

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: GUEST,Frug
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:28 AM

Guess you just got to keep a stiff upper lip !!

Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...'
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:15 AM

Don't they all? :0)))