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BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???

VirginiaTam 08 Oct 09 - 02:38 PM
gnu 08 Oct 09 - 02:36 PM
Bill D 08 Oct 09 - 02:13 PM
SINSULL 08 Oct 09 - 02:01 PM
Amos 08 Oct 09 - 01:57 PM
Crow Sister (off with the fairies) 08 Oct 09 - 01:52 PM
SINSULL 08 Oct 09 - 12:51 PM
Peace 08 Oct 09 - 12:37 PM
Bill D 08 Oct 09 - 12:35 PM
Peace 08 Oct 09 - 12:23 PM
Bobert 08 Oct 09 - 12:17 PM
SINSULL 08 Oct 09 - 12:13 PM
GUEST,leeneia 08 Oct 09 - 11:52 AM
Bill D 08 Oct 09 - 11:47 AM
Rapparee 08 Oct 09 - 11:33 AM
Rapparee 08 Oct 09 - 11:23 AM
Bobert 08 Oct 09 - 11:17 AM
gnu 08 Oct 09 - 11:08 AM
olddude 08 Oct 09 - 11:05 AM
Rapparee 08 Oct 09 - 10:58 AM
Bobert 08 Oct 09 - 10:46 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 02:38 PM

leenia - you wuz in yurup if they was driving on the right side of the road. in england they don't and that's a fact.

Bobert - I'll shore vote fer ya. But you don't wanna be travelling that there chunnel thing. Just last week it was closed down over night for some damn reason. The traffic was backed up to Dartford Crossing. That's a 60 mile tailback. Longtime for the Floozies to be sitting on the roof of the VW. They would need down comforters rather than feather boas. Is there enough in the campaign coffers for that?

Don't recommend the ferries either as the din of car alarms in the hold during gale force 5 crossings can deafen you. You would be a hollering "Que?" and "donde el banjo?" at all them digitaries and amb-ass-doors all the time.

Take the hovercraft to Holland. Pot there is real good and the Floozies can pick up some work and fill the campaign coffers too, in that red light district.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: gnu
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 02:36 PM

I see Peace has tried to surreptitiously usurp my offer of Secretary of the Inferior, but I stand on my record, and if you check it out, I am sure you will agreee I am far more qualified.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 02:13 PM

I don't think we oughta let Bobert go over there. He 'might' just win, and ruin the entertainment value of Berlusconi and Sarkozy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 02:01 PM

No but his great great great great great great grandafather fought for the Brits in the Revolutionary War. You can't refuse the offspring of a veteran.


SHHHH I know Bobert. But by the time they check it out (thirty years of research at least) your term will be up and the damage done.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 01:57 PM

Wait--we have to see his burf certificate. He wasn't born Yurpeen, was he?



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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 01:52 PM

Here you go B, why not check this for top campaign tippets?

"Magic Bus" tour through UK


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:51 PM

I guess the Floozies can ride on top. But where do we store the boas?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:37 PM

Good idea, Bill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:35 PM

I dunno 'bout a VW bus... the only ones what look 'right' when painted are before 1960, and them things ain't dependable. That rear cylinder on the left (#3?) gets too hot and you wouldn't wanta try getting thru Swisherland in one...them hills can be durn near vertical!

Maybe tow one behind something sturdy and use it as yer traveling throne room.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:23 PM

Europe? Beautiful country.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:17 PM

Lotta good thinkin' goin' on here...

VW bus??? Absolute genious...


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:13 PM

I bet I can organize the Floozies and act as their Wardrobe Lady. Have to find an old VW bus painted psychedelic day glo - that will get you the over 60 vote and they're the only ones who vote over there I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 11:52 AM

Five months ago I was in Europe. Going from England to France on the train, we went through a long, long tunnel and I asked myself, "Was that it? Was that the famous Channel Tunnel? Are we in France now?"

For a long time I studied the landscape and could not tell. Roads, fields, trees, rocks all looked the same. There were no billboards to show me the language. (What a blessing!)

Finally I spotted a truck and saw that it was driving on the right side of the road. That was the only way I could tell that we had entered France. Gosh, all those centuries of war, and now a traveller can only tell them apart by the road rules.

Rapaire: brush up on the meaning of 'football' before you and Bobert announce your candidacy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 11:47 AM

They also describe their favorite leaders... like "Ethelred the Unready" or "Pippin the Short"

...you could be "Bobert the Bewildering"


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 11:33 AM

We could call you "President Bobert the First". Them Yurpeens like folks with numbers after their names, like Alexander the 6 and Ivan the Three. It's kinda like football players' numbers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 11:23 AM

Yup, sure is. Them WVians don't know they talk good Yurpeen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 11:17 AM

Listen, ya'll... I ain't taken the European langage course yet so it's okay to talk Americanese fir now...

BTW, Rap... Is that really Europeanese... Lot like way back in Wes Ginny in Deliverin' country...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: gnu
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 11:08 AM

I'll offer my services as Secretary of the Inferior.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: olddude
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 11:05 AM

I will make ya a web page Bobster, Have your sidewalk bob out there as a campaign tune. Get yer mud all over the net fer ya.   Heck I bet I can dig up some dead relatives that will vote also ...

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 10:58 AM

I kin speak some of that Yurpeen, Bobert. I'll run as your running mate as long as you don't try no funny stuff other than the smokin. And I know where it is -- it's kinda Easty of Virginy and sort of South of the North Pole (where Santy lives, ya know). Here, I'll translate "Voting Fer Bobert Is The Best Thing Fer Yurup" into Yurpeen to demonstrate how good I talk it:

Votez-du por Bobert esta muy gutter thingo for toot Yurup, ya sure betcha!

I'll go along with yer "A Chicken In Every Pot and Some Pot In Every Chicken" motto, too.


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Subject: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 10:46 AM

Well, I just heard that folks is talkin' about Europe needing a President and seein' as Chongo ain't throwed his hat in the ring that I might as well...

(But you don't even speak European, Boberdz...)

Details, details... I gotta matchbook right in front of me where I can send $99 and get a corresondence course in speakin' European... Hey, how tough can it be???

(Where exactly is Europe, Boberdz???)

Hey, look... It's gonna be a long campaign an' I got lotta time to learnt up that geometry stuff... Right now I'm busy with trying to find some good people to work on the campaign and to get my position papers in order... BTW, do them Europeans smoke pot??? If so, that's a good start... Maybe a slogan " A Little Pot in Every Voter"...

Skivz...

Candidate Bobert


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