BS: Christs' face found in potato.

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Dec 01 - 12:00 AM

Sorch, Mick only uses spuds to stuff his thong and I think that even Jesus would be revolted at such an up close and personal look at Mick.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 11:16 PM

Is it just me, or does Jesus look surprised to be in that potato?

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:55 PM

LOLOL...grow a beard, me lad, and claim to be THE Irish Spud

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Sorcha
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:55 PM

awwwww, shit. Has anybody seen The Dagda in a spud lately? Now that would be news......or Mick? Why is it always Jesus or Maria? Why never Zoroaster, the Bhudda, Confucius,Joseph, Mohammed or even Hester Prine???? Gimme some news, here.

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Spud Murphy
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:50 PM

Oh! For Criiiisake!!!

What is this blasphemy???

Spud

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:47 PM

I did find a rutabaga once that looked sorta like Zero Mostel with zits...maybe I shoulda had a Rabbi check it out...I coulda been rich!

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:37 PM

can you imagine what he'd have seen if he'd sliced that spud at 90 degrees!..or even the short way....a big

O

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:08 PM

Ol Bobert sees Jesus everyday in the faces of those of FAITH. As for the potato Jesus, in the words of Jimmy Traficant, "Beam me up, Scotty."

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 09:57 PM

We live in remarkable - not to say odd- times.

Eb

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: little john cameron
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 09:54 PM

Get the full story here

http://www.glenlachart.co.uk/TheStar/Issue2/christ.htm
Photies an' aw'

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: little john cameron
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 09:49 PM

ye bunch o' blasphemers.Get doon oan yer hunkers ask forgiveness fae the Holy Spud.Ye must hae FAITH.Three million Irishmen cannae be wrang
Though the "Spud o' Christ" has been described as nothing more than a "poor caricature, crudely drawn on with black marker pen", Hector remains unswayed in his belief, and has decided to share the holy vegetable with the world, for what he claims is a "very reasonable price".

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"I'm either goin' tae let folk see it for £10 a time, or I'm goin' tae sell it aff tae whoever'll gie me five thoosand poonds fur it," Hector told us as he returned the potato to the locked strong box which will be its home until Hector finds someone to take it off his hands. Or it rots.

Response to the potato has been overwhelmingly lukewarm from local residents, despite Hector's best efforts of raising interest by shoving the potato into people's confused faces and shouting "Spud o' Christ!" in a loud, roaring voice.

PHOTOGRAPH Local religious expert, Father Woods was approached for his opinion on the phenomenon, but unfortunately suffered some form of seizure when we showed him our photograph and told him of Hector's money-making plan. We hope he makes a swift recovery, and urge all our readers to pop in and visit him in the intensive care unit of Raigmore hospital in Inverness.

Ah forgot tae mention it wis an Irish tattie.

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 09:37 PM

Kendall,

Maybe you just don't have enough faith

These things are sometimes only seen by the faithful...

God seems to be getting pretty choosey these days

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: kendall
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 08:44 PM

I've always been baffled by all those pictures of Jesus. No one knows what he looks like.

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 08:09 PM

Except for the halo, it could be that rotten potato, bin Ladin.

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 08:04 PM

Sounds pretty "half baked" to me.....and it was exactly one of these kind of stories that inspired The Fartistic Falwell

Spaw

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Crane Driver
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 08:00 PM

Glad he remembered the halo. Otherwise it would probably just have been Billy Connolly again. Happens all the time.

Subject: RE: Christs' face found in potato.
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 07:57 PM

WOW!! No-one ever told me the Second Coming was gonna be by UNDERGROUND roots!! That is REALLY amazing!!

A

Subject: Christs' face found in potato.
From: GUEST,little john cameron
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 07:55 PM

EXCLUSIVE by Ingrid Macpherson Local Glen Lachart farmer, Hector Young, was said to be "surprised" yesterday, after finding the face of Jesus of Nazareth - inside a potato.

"It was amazin', sae it wis," said Hector, as he proudly showed off his holiest of root vegetables. "There I wis, cuttin' up some tatties for wir dinner, when all o' a sudden, somethin' in one o' the tatties caught m' eye. It was a face. The face o' Jesus Christ!"

When asked how he knew the face in the potato to be that of The Son of God, Hector replied "yon beard o' his an' his long hair", before adding, "an' his halo". Another miracle eh? ljc