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BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!

GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan 26 Apr 04 - 08:37 PM
Bobert 26 Apr 04 - 08:33 PM
GUEST 26 Apr 04 - 08:26 PM
Amergin 26 Apr 04 - 08:10 PM
Bobert 26 Apr 04 - 08:09 PM
Jim McCallan 26 Apr 04 - 08:09 PM
GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan 26 Apr 04 - 08:03 PM
GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan 26 Apr 04 - 07:56 PM
Bobert 26 Apr 04 - 07:51 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Apr 04 - 07:28 PM
Amos 26 Apr 04 - 06:11 PM
GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan 26 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM
Little Hawk 26 Apr 04 - 06:02 PM
Strick 26 Apr 04 - 06:01 PM
GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan 26 Apr 04 - 05:55 PM
Bobert 26 Apr 04 - 05:55 PM
GUEST,Norton1 26 Apr 04 - 05:54 PM
Amos 26 Apr 04 - 05:12 PM
GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan 26 Apr 04 - 05:09 PM
Don Firth 26 Apr 04 - 05:06 PM
Little Hawk 26 Apr 04 - 05:04 PM
GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan 26 Apr 04 - 04:58 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:37 PM

turnin' left but they still ain't liberal.

Bush's appearance provided him with an opportunity to reach out to this election year's coveted "NASCAR dad" constituency — stereotyped as mostly white, male and Southern even though the sport's reach is much broader.

Them NASCAR DADS may be rednecks but they vote.

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- The phone rang during Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Daytona 500-winning press conference early Sunday evening. It was Junior's cell phone, and after a glance at the number, he answered it.   
Dale Earnhardt Jr.

"Yes, sir," Earnhardt Jr. said. "Thank you very much."

A congratulatory call, of course. But it wasn't from a friend or a sponsor rep. No, it was a guy with a higher office.

President George W. Bush.

President Bush had flown on Air Force One to see the start of Sunday's race, but left before it ended. Still, the president wanted to offer his best wishes. And Junior handled it as only Junior can.
"Take it easy," Junior said as he hung up.

I wonder how many families of the war dead Bush has called? Flying One to a darn car race does not seem like wise use of tax dollars.


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:33 PM

Problem with all that left turning on Sunday affernoon is that they compensate with lots of right turns everywhere else in life... Reckon they think of it as balance???

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:26 PM

But don't forget - all them drivers is turnin' LEFT!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:10 PM

NASCAR is the human equivalent of a dog chasing it's own tail....I wonder if the drivers ever wonder why they;re not going anywhere...


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:09 PM

Yo, GUEST, no-racin'-fan...

Yup, I think youz been hangin' wid some of da same folks as I has 'ceptin' I done swore the whole batch o' mine off when I moved outtta the capitol of the Con-Fed-Reecy... Sho nuff, sored 'um off. An' better fir it now that Iz livin' up in this Wes Ginny holler wid deze in-lighteratin' folks... Hmmmmmm?

Yeah, I confess to watchin' NASCAR fir a couple o' years when I moved up here. Actually starting buildin' me nuther race car outta a 74 Dodge "twaz-a-fuzz" I bought cheap at the county sale but it decided to go fir a ride by itself outta my brothers barn, where I was strippin' it down, an ended up crashing thru two of my brothers fences, almost hit his bull before endin' up with a tree buried up to the dashboard at the bottom of the hill. I reckon'd right then and there that God was tellin' me that my racin' days were over... Lately I thought about buyin' a Formula Vee to race over at Summit Poin which is a road course but this time, instead of God sayin' no, it's the P-Vine (wifeperson)...

Ex-Stroker Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Jim McCallan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:09 PM

Well done Bobert!


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:03 PM

No Bobert! yuv outted yurseff. Tuh wurstest I dun wuz got in trubble fur drag racin' but I never dun no round n round stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 07:56 PM

Gollie Gee Bell, Bee-dubya-ell,

yur talkin' dont sound lik no intelligent libraille. I git a kick outta yourn' an Bobert's grammer. Now be 'ornest, yu must haf bin a redneck lik me onest or at leest haf hung out wif summofum cause yu got there brogue down pat. Only thang wurst wood be watchin' NASCAR on TV, wurster than watchin' tuh pro goof turr, yuck!

Gord Bless Uh'merckuh and pass them suds


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 07:51 PM

Yo be da man, bruce... Heck, I go gettin' all phosphical an' all and hit my thumb but you got it nailed, like pedal to metal nailed...

Now fir the real kicker. Ahhhhh, Iz got a big confession to make here so I'll just do and get it over wid... Ahhhhh, of the shame but... I used to have a race car. (Ouch, Bobert, you???) Yup, when I was in Richmond I build a mini-stocker. '64 Karmann Ghia and would take it to Southside Speedway and run fir 3rd place seein' as the 3 front wheel drive Rabbits were tearing all us rear wheel drive racers up.) And I was not only listenin' to country music but playing it! There, now its out. Good to get it off my chest. Sniff.

Too hit the post message button or not! That is now the question.... Hmmmm? This is tough...

Stroker Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 07:28 PM

Why hell yeah them NASCAR boys 'n girls likes Bush. They's lotsa reasons. Like...

Bush and Busch are homonyms so ever time Bubba drinks a Budweiser Dubya gits a free subliminal advertisement.

Everbody needs somebody they kin feel smarter than an even Joe Bob is smarter than Dubya.

Both Bush and most NASCAR fans pronounce "America" as a two or, at most, three syllable word.

NASCAR racin's all about goin' 'round in circles tryin' t' be th' first t' git t' some imaginary goal while tryin' t' keep a buncha assholes that don't like ya from killin' yore ass. The war in Iraq is all about goin' 'round in circles tryin' t' be th' first t' git t' some imaginary goal while tryin' t' keep a buncha assholes that don't like ya from killin' yore ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 06:11 PM

Prolly like GAP and "Banana Republic" and maybe "Land's End", or L.L. Bean, huh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM

Bet the liberal race cars n clothes would be racy!


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 06:02 PM

Amos, I used to develop that kind of horsepower just watching Diana Rigg do her bit in the old TV show "The Avengers"...


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Strick
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 06:01 PM

I think liberals should get themselves a NASCAR racing team to go with their liberal radio! Wonder what kind of sponsors they'd windup with plastered all over the car and the driver's clothes, though. That could be interesting.


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:55 PM

OH NO! I ditunt want to rile Spaw. He muss be won of dem intelligent gents I wuz a'referrin' to a'bove.

Gloom Dispar' and Agony On Me...


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:55 PM

Ahhhh, interesting three piece article in the Wsahington Post that began yesterday about how divided America is, some hypothesises on how it has occured, and genearl observations about the two camps. The Reds and the conservatives and generally are folks who live in the states that Bush either won or was awarded (i.e. Florida) and the Blues states are more populated with more liberal folks...

Anyway, yesterday's installment was an overview and todays was inside the home's deep inside Red America, the Stein family of Sugar Land, Texas. And, while the article didn't mention NASCAR, one gets the strong impression that Mr. Stein can certainly tell you a thing or two about the current points standing. That's why, while I knew what Howard Dean was trying to do with his "Bubba with a Confederate flag on the pickup truck" speech, I believe that there is no way of getting these Red folks to leave their camp. Like how many Red camp folks were in the Woman's March yesterday? None! 1.5 million folks and not 1!!! But that is reality.

Now I've been known to joke around about country music and NASCAR but if it weren't for these two pastimes, the Red Camp would be purdy bored. And know what? The Blue camp could get themselves a NASCAR race car and they would be booed and run into a wall by Stroker Ace so all them Red(neck) camp folks could get their jollies...

So, it's my hope that the Blue camp can come up with some events, other than protesting and being enlightened, that are equally exclusive. Problem is, the Red camp is so well financed in the area of entertainment and so far ahead that it may just be a dream to think that *our* side could ever come up with anything equivalent to NASCAR...

Now, not to sound sour-grapish, but if sitting in the hot sun watching cars drive round and round and round is the Red camps way of having fun, we Blue camp folks certainly win in the intellegence department...

Ahhhhh, IMHO...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Norton1
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:54 PM

I am not a Bush fan - and I LOVE NASCAR

Only sport where they start out with the National Anthem, say a prayer for safety, and overwhelmingly support the troops -

My kind of people.

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:12 PM

Well, now...I have a lot of respect for the incredible feats of engineering that make NASCAR possible, and they should never be taken for granted. It's easy to sneer, but I'd like to see you develop that kind of horsepower!!

Now, Spaw, he likes NASCAR, being a car-man from way back. But I don't think he likes a Bush very much. Mebbe this generality is got holes in it?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:09 PM

The crash and burn is kinda like Iraq, Huh?

LH
gosh, I guess them decibells is what makes it xcitin'


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Don Firth
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:06 PM

Don't forget crash and burn. Lotsa folks just love crash and burn.

I guess it breaks up the monotony.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:04 PM

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Subject: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
From: GUEST,Not No Kar Racin' Fan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:58 PM

The NASCAR crowds overwelmingly support Bush. Surprise, Surprise. They deserve each other. They walk Side by Side with a lack of intelligence, rednecks to the end.

Okay, I guess there are some intellegent people who like to watch cars go round n round n round...and drank beer and watch cars go round n round n....and ate hot dogs and watch cars go round n round n....


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