Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,MarkS Date: 28 Sep 07 - 12:00 AM Just see that my grave is kept clean. (After all, this is a music site) |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:05 PM What? All of it??? What if some local Dr Frankenstein makes off with your brain and uses it for some unholy purpose? ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Genie Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:04 PM Well, since I want my body to be used for medical research at some university, I guess what the 'inscription' should be is: "This WILL be on the test." |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Sep 07 - 12:02 PM How about, "What are YOU lookin' at?" I liked Timon's motto on his grave: "Timon the misanthrope am I below. Go and revile me, stranger, only go." |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Amos Date: 26 Sep 07 - 05:59 PM "AHJ -- 1945 - ???? "He Ain't Daid Yet!!!" |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Sep 07 - 04:47 PM I am going to be buried at sea, so all the people who have said they would love to dance on my grave are welcome to do so. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 07 - 04:40 PM "Your opinion means diddly to me." |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 26 Sep 07 - 02:40 PM No gravestone! No grave! Just cremate me and deliver my ashes to "Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs" with a note saying "I hope you are happy now. You've got the lot, you Bastards. Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Donuel Date: 26 Sep 07 - 02:05 PM due to creamation, you are breathing me now. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker Date: 26 Sep 07 - 10:12 AM the head on a spike of the little drugged up speeding boy-racer shite who'll probably have run me down and killed me.. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,Toni_Init! Date: 25 Sep 07 - 06:48 PM Well...This sucks! |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM DANCE HERE |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:25 PM "He came, he saw..said it could have been better" |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Ebbie Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:35 PM 'Look for me in the Mountains- I am not here.' |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Gervase Date: 22 Nov 05 - 12:01 PM Lichen and birdshit, the same as everyone else, I suppose. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Cluin Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:53 AM I tried and tried and tried... And this is the thanks I get? |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:11 PM Vacancy. Call for information. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: lady penelope Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:09 PM "I can see right up your nose......." |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST Date: 21 Nov 05 - 08:46 AM "Out to lunch. Please leave message." |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: *daylia* Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:31 AM ON SABBATICAL *BE RIGHT BACK* |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Mr Fox Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:21 AM I'm sure His Bobness won't mind if I nick a quote from one of his songs: The bottles are done We've killed each one The table's full and overflowed And the corner sign says it's closing time So I'll say farewell and be down the road. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: MuddleC Date: 21 Nov 05 - 05:42 AM 'Standing room only' (train/bus conductor) 'life's a bitch, -but now I've died' (biker) 'dam, -it was the red wire' (bomb disposal) 'scythes sharpened while you wait' 'wake me in the morning' 'jus' when I wuz getting the hang of it..' 'now will you stop sending those tax demands?' |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,lotta dust Date: 21 Nov 05 - 02:56 AM there are three i want the first one is actully my name "here lies Lotta Dust" "ouch your standing on my head" "here lies John Yeast pardone me for not riseing |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,TheBanjoist Date: 29 Oct 05 - 05:52 PM I will be taken back to the Rez and placed on my elevated burial bed and covered in my buffalo blanket. In a couple of years what's ever left of my bones will be crushed and mixed with the ash of all my dogs and we will be put in a river that goes to the sea...Then we will be forgotten. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Firecat Date: 28 Oct 05 - 08:20 PM Not sure on the price of the liquid nitrogen thing, but hopefully it will become the norm. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 05 - 04:51 PM If you donate correctly there should be nothing left to bury. Who knows, some crack pot may invent organ tatoos that could really freak some doctors out one day. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Dave Hanson Date: 28 Oct 05 - 07:32 AM I found this epitaph in a book by Ed Cray, it's from the 17th century, If one must die as oft as breath departs, Then he must often die who often farts, And if to die be but to lose one's breath, Then death's a fart, and so a fart for death. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: MMario Date: 27 Oct 05 - 03:11 PM plan on dying young then John? |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 27 Oct 05 - 03:10 PM jOhn from Hull, 1967-2067. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: MMario Date: 27 Oct 05 - 03:08 PM No trespassing. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 27 Oct 05 - 02:58 PM Lady Penelope - Just don't go borrowing too long. Sometimes they don't come back. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Dave Hanson Date: 27 Oct 05 - 08:08 AM Spike Milligans epitaph is " I Told You I Was Ill " but they wouldn't allow it in english, so it's written in Irish gaelic. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Dave Earl Date: 27 Oct 05 - 02:55 AM Was it Spike Milligan who said he wanted :- See, I told you I wasn't well. ?? |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST Date: 26 Oct 05 - 07:14 PM VACANCY |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: 42 Date: 26 Oct 05 - 04:29 PM a picnic. j |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 26 Oct 05 - 03:35 PM I want an emergency exit, so I can leave whenever I choose. There is a country graveyard with a stone which says "Here lies Emily Smith, spinster of this parish, and our postmistress for forty years......Returned unopened". Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: WFDU - Ron Olesko Date: 26 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM Back in 10 minutes |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: lady penelope Date: 26 Oct 05 - 03:00 PM Yes I rather fancy the liquid nitrogen thing for all the bits that neither usefull nor wanted. I don't want a grave stone as such, but a wooden plaque grown into a tree with the words "I ain'tnt dead" would amuse me no end......... TTFN Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 26 Oct 05 - 01:52 PM After a pretty bad accident with a bus I came up with the following: Here lay the remains of old Dave H. Killed by an oncoming bus He should have listened to our add And left the driving to us! |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:40 PM Peace: "My grave's no bad: they've put intill't / Twa o the Sassenachs I killt. / I'll kill them again as soon's the horn / Toots on the Resurrection morn. -- Hugh MacDiarmid" --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: His sunburn will finally unburn, But he's burned in the moonlight for keeps. :|| |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: NH Dave Date: 25 Oct 05 - 02:04 PM Born 19NN, Died 2065. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,Noddy Date: 25 Oct 05 - 11:44 AM Vacant, Available for long lease. |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: LilyFestre Date: 24 Oct 05 - 07:52 PM Beloved Wife, Friend and Mother Michelle |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: bobad Date: 24 Oct 05 - 06:52 PM Another epitaph at Boot Hill ; Here lies Lester Moore No Les no Moore |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Date: 24 Oct 05 - 06:27 PM I think I would like - "For Sale Gravestone. Owner no longer needs as has recovered." |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Janie Date: 24 Oct 05 - 10:27 AM "27 years in therapy.... Almost cured" or "Never voted for a winning candidate in a major election" (both from Matt Groenig's "Life in Hell" Janie |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Dave Hanson Date: 24 Oct 05 - 05:27 AM Gone fishing. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 24 Oct 05 - 05:10 AM It should say, "After a lifetime as an entertainer you'd think that I'd be used to this by now." Stephen Lee |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 23 Oct 05 - 09:09 PM inanimate inaminute --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Sexual morality is properly a department of hospitality. :|| |
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone? From: Peace Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:29 PM "What do you want on your gravestone?" The bodies of my enemies. That would be nice. |