BS: What get's you torqued???

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 10:56 PM

Winona Ryder gets me torqued. But in a good way, I mean.

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 10:44 PM

Ya need a box truck? Newspapers are gettin' rid of 'em left and right. Everybody's readin' the paper online so they don't need as many cubes an' step-vans to get the handful of genuine paper papers they still sell distributed. They'll all fit in the trunk of a Mini Cooper.

As for what really torques me... People who randomly hack up a block of cheddar cheese instead of slicing it neatly. That's it. I can forgive anything else, but don't fuck up my cheese.

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 10:18 PM

Take a pass on that, Slagster, but you do know that it's easier to bend a 36 inch "Rigid" than an 18 inch one... Especially when you put a 6 foot 2 inch galvanized pipe over the end of it...

I used to rebuild air-cooled Volkswagen engines and had to put a 4 foot breaker bar on the end of my 3/4 inch drive torque wrench to get the 240 ft.lbs. needed on the flywheel gland nut...

Yeah, that would get me torqued... Motor, too...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Slag
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 09:57 PM

You ever work on an oil rig? Well, a 36" pipe wrench is what a sissy uses. Roughnecks use 48" "Rigid" pipe wrenches and just about everyone of them ('cept the new ones) the handle is bent. Now that's torque and the sissies and the 36's don't last too long on the rig.

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 09:50 PM

Man I hates it when cops lie, Ed-teee... Had one lie his butt off one time back in Wes Ginny 'cause I bothered to give him a "naughty naughty" finger wave when I encountered him driving wrecklessly on a back road where kids used to ride their bikes... Sumabich turned around and pulled me over and wrote me for not having my friggin' insurance card...

Went to court and told what happened then he said that I flipped him off??? Should have... Cost me $25 plus $78 court charges...

Liein' sack of....

But nevermind that... Never saw him back in our holler... Guess the word got out that I busted him in court...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 09:06 PM

One torque over the line, sweet Jesus, one torque over the line....

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 08:55 PM

A few months ago I got a radar speeding ticket. I may have been speeding, but I don't think so.

I tried to fight it in court, before a judge who had no sympathy with my case...that dis not surprise me.

But, what did get me torqued is the cop testified and clearly lied. I was surprised by that.

Just a reminder to Canadian catters...because winter is near...it is torques, not toqued.

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 08:50 PM

steak ur smokes.

That sounds disgusting.

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 08:50 PM

Not really torqued about it just now, but I had one interesting vehicle-shopping experience of my own a couple of weeks back. I crunched my little Ford Focus just enough to get it declared totalled, and wanted another one about like it to putt around with (We have a late model Fusion in my wife's name for serious travel).
So one ad describes an '06 with only about 50k, super clean, private party selling only because he needed a bigger family vehicle. I drove about 60 miles to see it. Arrive at a house number, no one in sight. Guy rolls up with the car in a few minutes. Dealer plate. Paint looks immaculate. Interior looks immaculate. Felt good going around a few blocks at street speed. Looked it over a little more. The front fenders and door edges were so far out of line it was pitiful. They had hung new front tin on a piece of crap that had to have been knocked completely out of shape, and slapped on a new coat of paint. I wondered how many other "private seller" gems they had been trying to unload like that.

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Severn
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 08:48 PM

Torquemada

Subject: RE: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 08:45 PM

Women gets me torqued.

Ya can't trust 'em.

Why, ya ask?

Well, they steak ur smokes.

Ya leave ur smokes on the table at the tavern, to go to the can, Ya ask a woman to watch 'em. Ya come back from the can and ur miss'n a smoke from ur package. Tis all the proof you need that you can't trust women.

That's why, women gets me torqued.

Subject: BS: What get's you torqued???
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 08:27 PM

I mean, like I'm tryin' to buy a box truck and so I go to Craigslist and folks advertise stuff as "runs great" and then you call on it and they tell you that it's been sittin' fir a couple years...

(Well, Boberdz... It ran great the last time it ran great... Don't that count fir nuthin'???)

No, it doesn't...

Man, that get's this ol' hillbilly torqued...

But other than the P-Vine hiding my pot from me and stupid wars that's about it...

How 'bout ya'll??? I mean, I don't care if yer comatose there's got to be something that just get's you torqued...

B~