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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 07 May 09 - 02:49 AM Quietly attempting a little clean up while partyers are sleeping off last night's festivities. Le sigh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 07 May 09 - 01:52 AM Stilly, I think that came from Sins' front yard. What it's doing here, I can't imagine. Unless it's a case of 'Where you go, I will go"? Attachments are sometimes hard to understand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 12:30 AM Oh My Gawd. It's as bad as the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Look--it's coming from the back yard. Bob's Big Boy. Did Amos have this buried in the back yard all of this time? Was he the one who made off with this iconic Southern California figure, made so important in Johnnie Carson sketches? But this one, it's walking, it's turning its head. . . Duck! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 07 May 09 - 12:15 AM Janie! Forgot to say thanks for doing your *research* and I"ll keep an eye out for ya! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 06 May 09 - 11:42 PM Plug 'em in, tamp 'im down. (Poor Bill. I've always kind of liked him. Or at least had a sneaking fondness for him. On the other hand, I don't watch him so what do I know?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 May 09 - 10:48 PM WAIT A MINUTE! BELAY CHUNKIN' OL' TUB-A-LARD INTO THE VOLCANO! Has it not occurred to you that tossing something as unappetizing as a Shatner into the volcano will give the poor thing a severe case of indigestion? Then it will probably start burping up globs of lava which will melt the snow, producing a river running from Amos's house to the Pacific Ocean? On second thought, Amos has always wanted waterfront property. Throw the lard-assed old ham in. (Sorry, Bill, but Scotty can't beam you up from this one.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 10:27 PM Actually, I have always been partial to the leg lamp from The Christmas Story. An apartment on Fore Street keeps it in their window - lamp envy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 10:22 PM Definitely the Sumo wrestler. I need some sleep. Some of that crap is starting to look good. Is Shatner in place at the volcano? I wouldn't want to be responsible for any brush fires... Plug 'im in, girls! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 10:12 PM I'm so glad you recognized the need for more furniture, Ebbie. I don't know about everyone else, but it gives me such pleasure to shop for other people, finding gifts that have just the right touch - especially when they are paying for it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 06 May 09 - 10:03 PM Oh, oh, oh. Go with the Sumo wrestler. Amos will just love it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 09:51 PM I'm having a little trouble deciding on a coffee table. What do you think of this. I'm just not sure. There is alsothis one. Hmmm...just not sure about either. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 06 May 09 - 09:48 PM Uh, Janie, thanks, but you know I am going to have to notify PETA about that sheepshead chair..that is truly gross!**bg** Sins...there is no love lost between me and Kirk; if you need is lardarse for stoppering up a volcano, I say go for it! Just don't use me as a lure, eh? I found some really tacky things which one of the Founders of the Temple of the Golden Globes should have in his house...tenboob products including a lamp to massage. (Warning: adult content!) More amaretto and sour and I've called for a backhoe for the litter. Sheesh! Quite a pile in here ya'll! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 09:24 PM Here's one of the pair of lamps I got him to go with the couch. And this one will look GREAT in the sewing room! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 08:14 PM HEY GUYS! SHHHHHH Make nice with Shatner. I think we have finally found our virgin sacrifice for the volcano. Give him a few drinks - maybe better make that a few bottles. Someone get Little Hawk out of here. Tell him there is a model of the Enterprise out back or tell him Khan is on the ski slope. Anything just get him out of here so the squid can grab the old fart, skate him over to the volcano and plug it up with his big blubbery ass or his face - whichever fits best. And keep katlaughing occupied. Little Mary Sunshine won't be happy if we render down Captain Kirk in the fissures. Thar she blows! I see the white whale! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 08:09 PM Oh, And Kat? I'll be over on the story thread in a couple of days, as soon as I finish my, uh, research. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 08:09 PM ASIDE: If anyone attempts to send that shit to my house, all bets are off! Alice will be invited to piss on ALL your belongings and walk, sit and dine on the table where your food is served. BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 08:02 PM And this chair!. Absolutely a must have! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 07:57 PM I think he'll really like this sofa. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 07:52 PM Welcome Kat! The squid was tending bar until he/she/it fell in love with ice skating. Now I'm afraid it's "serve yourself." Wait, where's that new guy, William? Be a luv and go fetch Kat a drink. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 06 May 09 - 07:44 PM How can you tell? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 06:56 PM Don't you have "mammoth" is the wrong place? Shouldn't it come BEFORE the word "pile"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 May 09 - 06:53 PM Shatner's here? Hi, Bill! No wait, that's not Shatner, it's a pile of mammoth shit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 06 May 09 - 06:51 PM Kat comes tripping in...Birks flapping gently, until she slips a bit. Dang it! What in the aitch?? Man you guys have REALLY made a mess in here! Does Amos know about this. Do your MOTHERS know what you've been doing in here? I hope Belize is worth it! Sheesh, I kept hearing these rumblings and finally decided to check in...I was all ready to clean up the litter in the back garden, figured Spaw musta been kicking some about, only to find volcanoes, snow, and goodness knows what else. At least now I know why Amos isn't writing his ass off over in the new story thread to which he received a personal invite. Humph...if I were a drinkin' woman, I'd want one of those old amaretto sours I used to drink, but oh well, ta hell with it, virtual ain't gonna hurt the 3D meds any right? Barkeep! Someone point me in the right direction and bring 'em on! We went to town to see That old tattooed lay-dee She was a sight to see Tattooed from head to knee... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 06:36 PM I've got a chair! And I found a picture of Little Hawk and one of his friends! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 06 May 09 - 06:06 PM "An unsuspecting Amos enjoys the 5th day of his vacation." Janie You know, Janie, except for being underwater that snorkeling scene doesn't look all that different from what his home does at the moment. Maybe we need more furniture? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 06 May 09 - 06:03 PM Oh - the Pizza Hut guy is here.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,William Shatner Date: 06 May 09 - 05:52 PM Hello, fans! I heard there was a really cool party going on here and thought I'd drop in to see if anyone wants to heap some adulation on me. You may now begin groveling. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 06 May 09 - 05:42 PM When is Amos due back? Is there a Maybe we oughta level and pave the place now, and stripe it like a parking lot. It shouldn't take more than 8 hours for it to be discovered and filled with cars... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 06 May 09 - 04:46 PM yummy passing out the edible waffle spoons to everyone. Dig in |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 04:39 PM I told you it was nasty. But if we paint it silver maybe he will think the Tin Man left it behind. LOL Amos' backyard has turned into a giant snow cone. Looks a bit like the great Boston Molasses Flood too. Nicely done, all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 06 May 09 - 04:24 PM Amos' hat? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 04:18 PM An unsuspecting Amos enjoys the 5th day of his vacation. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 06 May 09 - 04:16 PM The treacle mine has developed some leaks, at least the ice is slowing the stuff down. We need rescue operation for the hoppity hop cavalry. They are getting stuck in the syrup flow. Some have heated up and are floating away. Looks like another amazing adventure for Captain Ball Breaker |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 04:13 PM You can actually tell the difference between Amos' hat and what the mastodon left behind? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 03:48 PM Bill! Stop! That's not shoe polish! Oh dear. that's the stuff the mastodon left on the oriental rug. OOOOOH that's nasty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 06 May 09 - 03:44 PM Ya' know... I doubt Amos took his guitar to his tropical paradise....or his bush hat. I do hope they have been protected during all the 'festivities'. I'll just nip round to the usual closets and check..... hmmm...nope, not here... maybe in here---...oooops Oh, GEE! I hope there's a good repairman in San Diego. I coulda told you all that slicing cheese and bologna on guitar strings was not a good idea! And a PINK hat? Was it IN the Cherry jello? Oh, my....maybe some brownish shoe polish... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 06 May 09 - 03:36 PM Had the geologist do some tests. Turns out it is not a volcano. It is a treacle mine Waffles at the ready! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 03:29 PM Looks like lava oozing from those fissures, at least to me, Rap.Maybe it's grenadine syrup to sweeten all that free whiskey? AW look - all the hockey players are holding hands and singing..."We are the world/ We are the children..." I think the fumes are getting to them. heheh Claire is mowing them down with paint balls. LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 03:15 PM And the cows (or whatever they are) are staying on the couch in the house. SHEEEEEESH! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 03:13 PM This IS Southern California. Any volcano will erupt with hugs, kisses, chocolates, good whisk(e)y, and lotus petals. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 06 May 09 - 03:06 PM Don't forget the polar bears! But if Rap doesn't stop with the Piobrach, we might wanna leave him outside to appease Pele. And maybe the cows... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 02:59 PM Careful where you go with that tank, Tam. That volcano has grown 30' in the last half hour. If someone accidentally sticks a ski pole into that swollen boil about to rupture - messy at best. DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT allow Severn anywhere near that site. Maybe it's time to get the duck, the cat, the octopus and the penguins safely back to the tavern. Shut the door tightly behind them. this will be one hell of a blast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,freds Date: 06 May 09 - 02:58 PM Oh, this is delicious DNA! So tasteful. Spicy and yet no much so. Oh, so delicious. We have sent for The Others to come and enjoy it as well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: wysiwyg Date: 06 May 09 - 02:47 PM "Out" the party?!?!?! I could, but I would not DREAM of doing it! Here's a hot tip tho, having once been there: leather-covered LR furniture. Mind the dirt-- it's beige. Party on! :~) ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 02:40 PM Pretty colors too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 06 May 09 - 02:09 PM driving paintball tank with snow plow attachment up the iced over volcano to sort out the skiers, ice skaters and squid. I have requested this hoppity hop cavalry to assistin removal of bodies. Theay are adept at bouncing around skis, poles and blades of ice skates. Very professional. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 01:32 PM I thought you were under the bed looking at yourself in the mirrors? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 06 May 09 - 01:23 PM Errrr, can you play "Far, Far Away"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 01:11 PM Would anyone care to hear me play the piobrachs? I play a duet with myself, using my fingers and toes, mouth and...well, I inflate the other bag too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 May 09 - 12:57 PM I think it might be more accurate to ask "Wonder where his mummy is. . ." but that is nit picking. Please don't out this party. Participants must stumble upon it to enter with the proper sentiments (and sense of mischief). |
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