Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 31 Oct 05 - 03:35 PM Catholic Priest clears his throat Catholic Priest bares his chest BS: why do you last so long I hate to brag - finding a comfortable one! BS: How often do you battle? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:13 PM Thanks for the belly laugh. It's been a quiet morning. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Wolfgang Date: 28 Jun 05 - 01:56 PM This thread may be useful for those trying to find homophones (or other parodies) to actual thread titles. No need to start a thread for a play of words, just write your idea in here: Must slim in toll errands. Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:44 AM Combining two that were next to each other -- Michael Jackson finds Walmart. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Wolfgang Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:01 PM Unsolicitated farts - how to stop them? Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Layah Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:43 PM I keep reading "mudcatters supporting murder" as "mudcatters sporting murder" This is a great thread, as then people can share their ideas for bastard threads without actually making them. Glad it got refreshed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:15 PM I keep reading "BS: Uncle primatism-on the decline!" as "BS: Uncle priapism-on the decline!" I'm an uncle.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Jan 05 - 07:21 PM I keep on seeing all these 'Salami Relief' threads.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 05 Jan 05 - 05:21 PM 's okay, I just read a thread title as "More Sperm". |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: PoppaGator Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:51 PM I don't always misread "Hull" as "Hell," but for some reason I ALWAYS misread "Muppet in Hull" as "Muppet in Hell." Why? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 04 Jan 05 - 07:28 AM What snog do you want at your funeral? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 01 Jan 05 - 08:38 PM Well, it continues: Burning a fiddle Whata ya got? Washing the car........ |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST Date: 09 Dec 04 - 09:50 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Crystal Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM I misread the title of this thread (it is ironic in a wierd way!) and was wondering why a thread titled "Musical Threads" was in the BS section! Dyslexia, it is great! |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 07 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM 'Mudcat Singles' - why is there no thread about MudcatLPs & CDs? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Date: 06 Dec 04 - 11:05 PM LOL Actually, I have several times read it as 'New Nightbird Silo'. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: chris nightbird childs Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM HAHAHAHAHA... *ahem* |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:11 PM And just now: "New Nightbird shite." |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:10 PM Oh, dear. "What constitutes bad pot?" "Muppet in hell." "A tree falls on America." |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Chief Chaos Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:56 PM I must be getting tired, I contributed to "When Do You Deteriorate" and then saw "When Do You Decorate" I thought I had a Miread thread there! |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 19 Nov 04 - 03:07 PM Musicians you wish you'd live to see. What's an elbow? A stinking ship? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM "How to keep squirrels out of Attic" makes me think that is an american expression similar to keeping bats out of one's belfrey.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Micca Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:22 PM "How to keep squirrels out of Attic" Sorry I misread this as "How to keep squirrels out of Office!!!" Don't vote for Him!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:50 AM Bush won't be impaled if the Celibacy day comes about. Pity. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Micca Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM I just got a Misread thread and "Thread name game" together!! it went My wood should be in soon National Celibacy day in the USA Should Bush be Impaled? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM We also have "The South will Rise again" !!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Wolfgang Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM Shooting Blacks Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:48 AM THE ERECTION -- your thoughts. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:09 AM Keep hold of your blanket Liz. There's also a BS thread about rabbits supporting Bush! |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Liz the Squeak Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:03 AM I keep seeing that one as 'So how do I Linus', and have a picture in my head of that boy from the Peanuts cartoons, with a bemused expression.... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 01 Nov 04 - 06:14 PM "Loco Fireman Words Wanted" - who wants the song about the crazy fireman? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: MMario Date: 01 Nov 04 - 01:02 PM Ikeep reading "So how do I Linux" as "So how do I do LLamas?" Just goes to show where my mind-tack leads. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 31 Oct 04 - 10:48 PM Orthodox Rabbits Endorse Bush |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:03 PM BoTox take it all! |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 28 Oct 04 - 09:48 PM Tech: WOW! Submarines in the Search!!! (Canadian Submarines) |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: CarolC Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM BS: decayed presidential election? BS: World's Worst Pottery |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: MMario Date: 07 Oct 04 - 09:10 AM I keep seeing "Is LH a shat-head?" as "Is Little Hawk a Shetland?" which brings VERY bizaare images into my head. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:33 PM Rapaire, Perhaps the headline writer was calculating that we would all reduce this to "Bush is a Prick." (Which can also get really complicated if you take the politics away). SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:48 PM It could be worse, SRS. I keep reading it as "Pre-penile dementia in Bush," and that conjures up all sorts of mental questions and pictures. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Fibula Mattock Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:52 PM I keep reading the "flatpick" thread as "flapjack", every single time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:13 PM "BS: Pre-senile dementia in Bush" My dyslexic eyes always see "Penile dementia in Bush" Good Gawd. . . it's not only a Freudian slip of sorts, it's a really bad pun. . . SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Toenails John Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:55 PM reading these I Couldn't help but laugh over the story that broke on saturday last about a certain Bedford couple, one mr and mrs Peacock who decided a month before their son was born to call him Drew. went on the birth cert and all before Mr Peacock just decided to search his sons name on the web, seeking famous namesakes and was asked, Do You Mean....DROOPY COCK! What a Fkn misread that was to make huh! (no offence to anyone concerned of course) |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Once Famous Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:00 PM I'm just glad that either way, we keep talking about vaginas. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 04 Oct 04 - 03:19 PM I keep reading it as Singe "virginia voters" decide election? |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:06 PM Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election? BS: Mount St. Helens - Volcano Watchers became Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election? BS: Mount St. Helens - Vagina Watchers Time to log out! :~) ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:04 PM Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election? Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Erection? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: CarolC Date: 22 Sep 04 - 11:16 PM Looks like I put my misread thread title on the wrong thread (misquotes). And now Rapaire's beat me to it on this thread (squirrels in my panties). Ah well. It's a good one. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Date: 22 Sep 04 - 10:15 PM Okay, I'm tired. So I read them this way: Squirrels in my panties England trashed the Aussies Does anyone care where Kerry lives? 59% of the people in favour of haunting Fish flingers I think I'll go to bed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Date: 27 Aug 04 - 02:54 PM Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bunker Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bucket ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:27 PM Misread Threads Misread Threats ~S~ |