BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 03:35 PM

Catholic Priest clears his throat
Catholic Priest bares his chest
BS: why do you last so long
I hate to brag - finding a comfortable one!
BS: How often do you battle?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:13 PM

Thanks for the belly laugh. It's been a quiet morning.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 01:56 PM

This thread may be useful for those trying to find homophones (or other parodies) to actual thread titles. No need to start a thread for a play of words, just write your idea in here:

Must slim in toll errands.

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:44 AM

Combining two that were next to each other --

Michael Jackson finds Walmart.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:01 PM

Unsolicitated farts - how to stop them?

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Layah
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:43 PM

I keep reading "mudcatters supporting murder" as "mudcatters sporting murder"

This is a great thread, as then people can share their ideas for bastard threads without actually making them. Glad it got refreshed.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:15 PM

I keep reading

"BS: Uncle primatism-on the decline!"

as

"BS: Uncle priapism-on the decline!"

I'm an uncle....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 07:21 PM

I keep on seeing all these 'Salami Relief' threads....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 05:21 PM

's okay, I just read a thread title as "More Sperm".

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: PoppaGator
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:51 PM

I don't always misread "Hull" as "Hell," but for some reason I ALWAYS misread "Muppet in Hull" as "Muppet in Hell."

Why?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 07:28 AM

What snog do you want at your funeral?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 05 - 08:38 PM

Well, it continues:

Burning a fiddle
Whata ya got?
Washing the car........

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 09:50 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Crystal
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM

I misread the title of this thread (it is ironic in a wierd way!) and was wondering why a thread titled "Musical Threads" was in the BS section!
Dyslexia, it is great!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM

'Mudcat Singles' - why is there no thread about MudcatLPs & CDs?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 11:05 PM

LOL Actually, I have several times read it as 'New Nightbird Silo'.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHA... *ahem*

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:11 PM

And just now:

"New Nightbird shite."

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:10 PM

Oh, dear.

"What constitutes bad pot?"

"Muppet in hell."

"A tree falls on America."

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:56 PM

I must be getting tired,
I contributed to "When Do You Deteriorate"
and then saw "When Do You Decorate"
I thought I had a Miread thread there!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 03:07 PM

Musicians you wish you'd live to see.

What's an elbow?

A stinking ship?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM

"How to keep squirrels out of Attic"
makes me think that is an american expression similar to keeping bats out of one's belfrey....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:22 PM

"How to keep squirrels out of Attic"
Sorry I misread this as "How to keep squirrels out of Office!!!" Don't vote for Him!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:50 AM

Bush won't be impaled if the Celibacy day comes about.

Pity.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM

I just got a Misread thread and "Thread name game" together!!
it went
My wood should be in soon
National Celibacy day in the USA
Should Bush be Impaled?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM

We also have "The South will Rise again" !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM

Shooting Blacks

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:48 AM

THE ERECTION -- your thoughts.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:09 AM

Keep hold of your blanket Liz.

There's also a BS thread about rabbits supporting Bush!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:03 AM

I keep seeing that one as 'So how do I Linus', and have a picture in my head of that boy from the Peanuts cartoons, with a bemused expression....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 06:14 PM

"Loco Fireman Words Wanted" - who wants the song about the crazy fireman?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 01:02 PM

Ikeep reading "So how do I Linux" as "So how do I do LLamas?" Just goes to show where my mind-tack leads.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 10:48 PM

Orthodox Rabbits Endorse Bush

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:03 PM

BoTox take it all!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 09:48 PM

Tech: WOW! Submarines in the Search!!! (Canadian Submarines)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM

BS: decayed presidential election?

BS: World's Worst Pottery

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 09:10 AM

I keep seeing "Is LH a shat-head?" as "Is Little Hawk a Shetland?"

which brings VERY bizaare images into my head.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:33 PM

Rapaire,

Perhaps the headline writer was calculating that we would all reduce this to "Bush is a Prick." (Which can also get really complicated if you take the politics away).

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:48 PM

It could be worse, SRS. I keep reading it as "Pre-penile dementia in Bush," and that conjures up all sorts of mental questions and pictures.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:52 PM

I keep reading the "flatpick" thread as "flapjack", every single time.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:13 PM

"BS: Pre-senile dementia in Bush"

My dyslexic eyes always see "Penile dementia in Bush"

Good Gawd. . . it's not only a Freudian slip of sorts, it's a really bad pun. . .

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Toenails John
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:55 PM

reading these I Couldn't help but laugh over the story that broke on saturday last about a certain Bedford couple, one mr and mrs Peacock who decided a month before their son was born to call him Drew. went on the birth cert and all before Mr Peacock just decided to search his sons name on the web, seeking famous namesakes and was asked,
Do You Mean....DROOPY COCK!
What a Fkn misread that was to make huh! (no offence to anyone concerned of course)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Once Famous
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:00 PM

I'm just glad that either way, we keep talking about vaginas.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 03:19 PM

I keep reading it as

Singe "virginia voters" decide election?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:06 PM

Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election?
BS: Mount St. Helens - Volcano Watchers

became

Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election?
BS: Mount St. Helens - Vagina Watchers

Time to log out! :~)

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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:04 PM

Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election?
Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Erection?

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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 11:16 PM

Looks like I put my misread thread title on the wrong thread (misquotes). And now Rapaire's beat me to it on this thread (squirrels in my panties). Ah well. It's a good one.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 10:15 PM

Okay, I'm tired. So I read them this way:

Squirrels in my panties
England trashed the Aussies
Does anyone care where Kerry lives?
59% of the people in favour of haunting
Fish flingers

I think I'll go to bed.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 02:54 PM

Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bunker
Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bucket

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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:27 PM

Misread Threads
Misread Threats

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