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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: fat B****rd Date: 22 May 04 - 08:15 AM Happy BD, BD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: karen k Date: 21 May 04 - 06:35 PM Want to add my name to this list. Happy Birthday, Bill. Hope it was a great one. k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: JenEllen Date: 21 May 04 - 12:41 PM Ewwwww....(wipes off glasses and holds hankie over nose) S'what I get for being late, I guess. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!!! *watch where you swim* :) ~JE |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: catspaw49 Date: 21 May 04 - 12:35 PM I arrive here today and find two birthdat threads that are sufficiently bizarre as to not require my services to appease Joe Offer who complains that they are all the same. Of course as the two in question are Wyzzie's and Bill's threads, I guess it isn't so unusual........Geeze Bill, it's hard to believe I remember your 60th! Well actually I read it after the fact a bit since I was otherwise incapacitated.............Anyway, here's just a little touch as I also left Wyzzie....just so you know it's me! BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMMMPPPPPPThere ya' go......an immediate improvement......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Amos Date: 21 May 04 - 08:44 AM LH: LOL!!! Brilliant. Bill: By now you're rolling ahead on your next rotation around the sun; very best of laughs and grins doing it! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST,freda Date: 21 May 04 - 07:28 AM happy birthday Bill D, n if you werent old when you turned 30, well you're not now! best wishes freda |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST,Art Thieme Date: 21 May 04 - 02:01 AM That was me in the last post and chorus... Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST Date: 21 May 04 - 02:00 AM Bill, What I said for Susan WYSIWIG's B-day thread goes for yours as well. Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Padre Date: 21 May 04 - 01:04 AM Happy Birthday Bill - from the wilds of the Alleghany Highlands to the wilds of the DC suburbs Padre |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk Date: 20 May 04 - 11:20 PM He's already been everywhere that's worth going to in the Galaxy. No point really. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Stilly River Sage Date: 20 May 04 - 11:07 PM You're not inviting William Shatner along for the ride? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk Date: 20 May 04 - 11:03 PM Heh! I'm glad you checked in, Bill. :-) Here's hoping we all eventually get what we wish for. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D Date: 20 May 04 - 11:00 PM hmmmm...I don't suppose while you were working on them to believe in me, you sneaked a digital picture?? No?...awww, durn! Now **I** would be willing to submit one of me, holding todays Washington Post for their perusal...no, could be faked....hmmmmmm...tell you what. Tell 'em to name the night, and I'll meet them at midnight by the old oak tree behind the barn, where I will dance, sing and recite text from "Close Encounters" "E.T." and "Batteries Not Included" and offer to ride to the stars with them! I aims to be cooperative, I do! Just don't send any little gray so-and-so's who don't have a sense of humor, 'cause I intend to treat them to a LONG tirade from an old philosopher who HATES being the last one to get the facts! (Oh...BTW...if I get that saucer ride to the stars, you, Little Hawk, are invited to come along...it's only fair trade for the introduction!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk Date: 20 May 04 - 10:34 PM Bill, I checked with the aliens to see if I could get them to honor your birthday in a memorable fashion. Well...imagine my surprise to discover that the aliens don't believe in you!!! No, they refuse categorically to entertain the idea that someone or something as unlikely as a "Bill D" could possibly exist! Nothing I said would sway them. I indicated the hundreds of threads to which you have posted. They said, "Posts can easily be faked." I pointed out that many people believe in you and communicate with you on a regular basis. They said, "Yeah, and people keep seeing Elvis in shopping centers too, don't they? Those kind of people." I showed them pictures. They said, "You know perfectly well that pictures can be tampered with through digital technology and other common techniques. We believe that these photos are either very unconvincing fakes of a manufactured dummy of a "Bill D"...or they can be explained as a perfectly ordinary phenomenon, such as Venus, a stranded weather balloon, or a horse's ass shot in rather dim light." Well, I was appalled at their closemindedness, and I got rather angry. You would think that beings who have managed to create an advanced civilization with high technology would have a little more imagination than that! Or a little less arrogance... I talked myself blue in the face trying to convince them you exist, and all I got for it was pitying looks. "Look," they said, "we need solid empirical evidence. Got it? All you've given us is hearsay, all these supposed eyewitness reports from hundreds of unqualified people who are probably just seeking media attention or trying to make a quick buck, and some obviously bogus photos and transcripts that weaken your case rather than strengthening it. If there really were a "Bill D" out there, don't you think our scientists would have discovered it by now? Hmmm? Don't you think this "Bill D" would have openly tried to contact our government? We strongly advise you to abandon this Bill D obsession, because frankly...you are starting to look pretty silly...or else crazy." I'm about ready to give up on the little gray fuckheads. They are as close-minded as their human counterparts. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D Date: 20 May 04 - 09:56 PM " sorry, just *Kant* resist ..." bah, Humebug! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bobert Date: 20 May 04 - 09:17 PM And a VERY H.B. from this hillbilly... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: *daylia* Date: 20 May 04 - 09:15 PM Wishing you a very VERY Happy Birthday Bill, right from the unfathomable depths of my ever-so-mysterious-and-defiantly-illogical-Soul .... sorry, just *Kant* resist ... ;-) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Carly Date: 20 May 04 - 07:04 PM Dear Bill, I sympathize. If you recall, Dean and I had to postpone our honeymoon until after the Washington Folk Festival, years ago. Some things don't change. We will properly celebrate later; for now, have Rita give you a hug from me, and get back to work! See you at the festival. Happy Birthday and Much Love from Carly |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 20 May 04 - 06:46 PM Sixty-five? Congratulations! You are no longer just old. You are now officially old! The Gubbament says so! Happy Birthday Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D Date: 20 May 04 - 06:17 PM lots & lots more! Since I intend to survive to 109.... thanks again for the good wishes, everyone.... Oh, I did hug my partner, Norton the Gurian Plucker..*smile*...as I do every day! (and as to my wood, Susan, you can make an appointment......) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Peace Date: 20 May 04 - 04:28 PM Hey, BillD: Hope you have a really great birthday. And I hope you have lots and lots more ahead of you. Bruce M |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Alba Date: 20 May 04 - 04:01 PM Happy Birth Day Bill. Hope the coming year is a Sweet and Happy one:>) Have a great Day. Light, Love and Blessings Jude |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: wysiwyg Date: 20 May 04 - 02:30 PM I wanna see his wood! :~) ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Catherine Jayne Date: 20 May 04 - 02:12 PM Happy Birthday! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Steve in Idaho Date: 20 May 04 - 02:12 PM OK - First - hug your lovely partner - Now ENJOY!!!!! Happy Birthday Bill - I'll pluck a Gurian in honor of the festive occasion!! Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: CarolC Date: 20 May 04 - 01:58 PM Happy Birthday, Bill D! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Bill D Date: 20 May 04 - 12:33 PM ohhhh...my....SUCH wishes! I do appreciate If only I could spend my days like the hamsters, but alas, there is wood needing my attention, and a **FOLK FESTIVAL** in 3 weeks! Therefore, the 'official' celebration on my 65th...*gulp* will be postponed till after the chaos!(anyone who can get NEAR Wash. DC on the 5th & 6th of June can see me, my wood, and several hundred folkies at a free festival. ) Thanks all!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: beardedbruce Date: 20 May 04 - 12:27 PM LH: The aliens are already here. The big cicada swarm is starting to make it's appearance |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Stilly River Sage Date: 20 May 04 - 11:53 AM A big MOAB hug for the birthday boy! SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Little Hawk Date: 20 May 04 - 11:52 AM I hope a whole bunch of saucer-shaped vehicles piloted by little gray fellows with almond-shaped black eyes descends upon your property for your birthday celebrations, Bill. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 20 May 04 - 11:50 AM And from metoo... maybe even methree... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Pied Piper Date: 20 May 04 - 11:26 AM Happy birthday Bill. I'll charge up an Orgone accumulator with Chi and have is sent round immediately, but don't use it all at once, or you might burn out your Chakras. TTFN PP |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: beardedbruce Date: 20 May 04 - 11:20 AM Happy Birthday! May all good come to you and yours. Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: Nancy King Date: 20 May 04 - 11:14 AM Have a great one, Bill! Nancy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: GUEST,MMario Date: 20 May 04 - 11:06 AM consider all 365 verses of the Barbarian Birthday chant to have been sung in you honour! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: wysiwyg Date: 20 May 04 - 11:04 AM I hereby pass on all the fun I had yesterday, for you to enjoy today! Aw, our own lil birfday boy...... ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: katlaughing Date: 20 May 04 - 11:01 AM I hope the hamsters are duly celebratory...maybe some extra rations for them as they loll about in retirement...ah, if only you could join them, eh?**bg** Happy Birthday to one of my favourite curmudgeonlies! luvyakat |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: SINSULL Date: 20 May 04 - 10:58 AM Happy Birthday, Bill. Celebrate with a sitting hand stand. Mary |
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Subject: BS: Happy Birthday BillD From: harpgirl Date: 20 May 04 - 10:54 AM harpy barfday, wooden bowl breath! love, harpgirl |
