Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: George Papavgeris Date: 16 Mar 05 - 02:05 AM So now you know - the Greeks are behind English Traditional Music. Proof? Simple: "Stavros' Maggot" predates all the other "Maggots" folkies love to play. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 15 Mar 05 - 05:49 PM The only thing worse than finding a maggot in your kebab would be finding half a maggot. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST Date: 15 Mar 05 - 01:48 PM Efcharisto for those lovely snapshots lepus. I have been looking too much for a nice present for my aged aunt Athina. She will like one of those. A nice frame now, maybe of olive wood will help show it to it's best? Her legs are weak, but I build her up with gyros. She can eat two if she has been to the church. The singing makes her hunger come. We think it is a miracle. She will be crying real tears when she opens the present. I too like shawarma. Don't lissen ever to ambulance men. I know now they speak of what they don't care. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Lepus Rex Date: 15 Mar 05 - 12:49 PM To Hell with gyros/döner... Eat some proper shawarma, dammit. :) (OK... I like gyros/döner, too. Just not as much as shawarma.) ---Lepus Rex |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: robomatic Date: 15 Mar 05 - 12:46 PM A HA HA HA HA HA! i don't get it |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST,Royalist Date: 15 Mar 05 - 12:04 PM Yeah but how did Princess Maggot die? eh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Rapparee Date: 15 Mar 05 - 09:09 AM Hey, maggots are 90% protein, have little or no taste, are quite edible, and only eat decaying flesh -- which means that they'll clean out your infection quicker'n you can slide down a snot-covered balustrade, and when they fall off 'cause there's no more food you can eat the maggots! It's just like farming in a way. Maggots are your friends. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: George Papavgeris Date: 15 Mar 05 - 09:01 AM Stavros knows best... By the way, in the land of the Gods the anbrosia he refers to is called "Souvlaki" and "Gyros" respectively (shish/donner). I make my own souvlakia, haven't killed anyone yet. As for gyros, if it is not used up on the same day it should be thrown away otherwise you could indeed run a risk - by the third or fourth day of reheating... |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Noreen Date: 15 Mar 05 - 08:19 AM Print this image on a T-shirt and have it delivered anywhere as a gift! |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: robomatic Date: 15 Mar 05 - 07:08 AM maggots are full of protein, and, they're fresh. but you shouldn't eat them, they make great surgeons |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Pied Piper Date: 15 Mar 05 - 07:03 AM Affectionately known in the UK as Elephants Leg. PP |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST,stavros Date: 15 Mar 05 - 05:08 AM Ok peeps you think you know it all. You know nothing of all. You know less than my dog. Also forgives me eh, I forgot kofte, doner shish kofte , all fresh all good all hot for the stomachs. What do ambulance men know eh? They eat them burger meals in boxes. I seen them and they meant to know what is for our health. You want chilli sauce with that? Plenty hot plenty good. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Mar 05 - 05:01 AM At least if the maggots were dead, you'd know they were properly cooked..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 15 Mar 05 - 03:50 AM Hunt the Wild Yros! |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Peace Date: 15 Mar 05 - 12:01 AM Jus' little suckers. Snacks, not serious eatin', IMO. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:56 PM Donner Party Kebabs? Gyros are nasty - big wheel of semi-warm meat covered in flies. I'm with jOhn. Don't! |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:29 PM That's what we in the U.S. call "gyro". I think. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: jacqui.c Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:12 PM Donner kebabs are thin slices of what I think is spiced minced lamb that has been moulded into a large cylindrical mass that is placed on an upright spit and turned next to a heat source. The meat is sliced off as required and put into a pitta pocket with salad and chilli sauce. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: CarolC Date: 14 Mar 05 - 10:36 PM ...and don't miss the ad at the top for Jamie Oliver's PUKKA PADS! (They're PUKKA... And they're PADS) "When my mates come round for a Ruby Murray, I don't want the missus on the warpath. That's why Jule uses PUKKA PADS. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: CarolC Date: 14 Mar 05 - 10:28 PM LOL. I was doing a Google image search for donner kebabs, and my search turned up Feeling Shit! (dinners). |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: CarolC Date: 14 Mar 05 - 10:09 PM I make my own kebabs, and it takes HOURS to get the maggots in just right. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Ebbie Date: 14 Mar 05 - 09:40 PM Would it have been more palatable, I wonder, if the maggots had been dead rather than alive? I expect 'donner' kebabs, Joe, commemorate the cannibalism party. *G* |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Mar 05 - 09:33 PM So, I know what shish kebabs are - what are donner kebabs? -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: BS: Don't eat kebabs! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 14 Mar 05 - 09:21 PM John - once you have used the blue clicky maker for some time, you will eventually work out how to type the whole thing from scratch - but it will take time for you to learn it... |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 14 Mar 05 - 09:17 PM John, at the bottom of this page is a blue clicky that says Make a link ("blue clicky") - right click to get a new window and use that - if you leave it open you can use it many times - if you left click on it you will lose this page and have to reopen it. Cut & Paste - highlight the text you want by left click - drag with button down - release - you need to fiddle till you get it just where you want either use the Edit link at top of screen to copy and the in the new window use the paste one or to copy hit the 'Ctrlkey & c' keys - to paste 'Ctrlkey & v' keys together - the 'Ctrlkey & x' keys will cut (delete) the text - doesn't work on displayed web pages though - it only works in Notepad etc. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST,Sir jOhn 9From Hull] Date: 14 Mar 05 - 08:58 PM Heloo, = how can i do cut and past? ie like 1 thread is at my taxi driver site, but i like to put it here? how to do that then? i said i coulden't be arsed, but in real life= i dont know how,= can you make a link, and tell me how you did it? cheeers.john |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 14 Mar 05 - 08:29 PM Don't eat kebabs. Make them yourself, so you know what's in them, then eat them. Good to hear from Sir John again. Been a rare beast recently.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST,stavros Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:55 PM You see many curry houses on olympus eh? No, wanna know why, go on do you? I tell you why, the gods eat kebabs, only kebabs, shish or doner they don't care, every kebab. And if they room after, they like them rum baba cake things, with the unreal cream. Gods know best right. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:53 PM kebabbs are rubish. |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: Troll Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:49 PM They are NOT!! Vindaloo is. troll |
Subject: RE: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST,stavros Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:46 PM Oi peeps don't lissen to 'im. Kebabs are the food of the gods. |
Subject: BS: Dont eat kebabs! From: GUEST,Sir jOhn Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:43 PM hello, cant be arsed to make a link , but= go to BWTS [ type "big white taxi service" in your searcher thing, thing clivk n general discussion [ not sure who General discussion is, but he seems to be in charge over there, then click on the thread about kebabs. Note= It's a website for ambulance drivers, but i doubt theyd mind a few folkies having a look. anyway=a few years ago, I did a course with Hull EHO [Enviromental Health Officers], one of the training videos we saw, showed a donner kebab, at an inspection, it smelt a bit "odd", they cut it in half, it was full of live maggots! This is true , you could ask them, [Hull EHO= 01482 300 300 [ask for Food Inspection Team. don;t eat kebabs, they not good for you. |