BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 06:56 AM

From many years ago: Written in tiny letters just at the bottom of the door so that you had to assume the straining position to read it:
'Beware of limbo dancers!'

On a workshop toilet door:
'If your arse is wrongly made,
so that when you shit, it comes out sprayed,
don't worry that you're not like us.
Just clean it up, you dirty cuss.'

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 10:14 PM

Spotted in a kybo recently:

Beware the shit-eating woodchuck!
He'll climb up the pile and pull the shit right out of your ass!
He always follows the updraft.
So use the stick provided to knock over the pile when it builds up.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Sep 05 - 12:22 AM

Shit comin' out both ends, usually.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 07:41 PM

And their pen must be very tiny to write on the teeny little lines of grout in between the tiles...

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 07:40 PM

A persons mind must be small to write upon a shithouse wall

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 07:04 PM

Seen the "bowing-to-the-inevitable" tactic of the washroom blackboard over the urinal several times in several disparate locales.

But somebody always steals the chalk.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 05:22 PM

Anothe timless one:

Right now, you are the only person in the faculty( battalion, factory etc) who knows what they're doing.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: JohnB
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 02:57 PM

Lizdexia rules KO :)
JohnB

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Charmion
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 10:12 AM

My fave:

You don't buy the beer here, you just rent it.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: sian, west wales
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 04:48 AM

There was a pub on Jarvis St, Toronto (higher up than the red-light district I hasten to add) that had the inside of the Ladies painted with blackboard paint; I assume the Gents was similarly decorated. Presumably it was a matter of, "If you can't beat 'em ... " Worked. Great graffiti. The tunnel between the Humanities Building and the book store at University of Waterloo also boasted the Cream of Wit. Should 'a' writ some of 'em down ...

siân

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 09:10 PM

My favorite was in the bathroom of the No Exit coffeehouse in Chicago---about 1967.

Haden Brumbelow
Born 1941----Died 1966
He was my best friend---
And there was nothing I could do....

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 09:57 AM

Most appositely:

"Assholes have their uses."

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: A dean has to know how to look at you as if he were listening, even when you're not talking. :||

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Emma B
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 07:08 AM

I hate this one found in a "Ladies" - but only 'cos I fell for it!

Written on left hand wall -
"Want to play toilet tennis? - see other wall"

Written on right hand wall-
"Want to play toilet tennis? - see other wall"

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 05:42 AM

Graffiti is a myth - the Earth sucks!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 02:09 AM

(Way) back when I was at Sheridan College, the custodial staff took great pains to scrape down and repaint the bathroom cubicle doors (the Board of Regents was due for an inspection/visit). This was taken as both an insult and a challenge by the creative types in the photography depsrtment. No sooner had the fresh paint dried than a very formal-looking notice was inked upon the door:

"The management wishes to apologize for the actions of an overly zealous former employee in eradicating the creative efforts of the student body. Please start over."

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Leadfingers
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 11:36 PM

Jenny - they arent as bad as the French !!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 11:19 PM

"I hate graffiti - in fact I hate all Italians."

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Leadfingers
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 09:27 PM

My favourite , found in the gents of a Pub I had a regular gig in WAY back then read :-

Star date August 1978 - Beamed down for a slash but couldn't shake off the Klingons !

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 07:53 PM

Best one I saw went like this:

"I like to FUCK, FIGHT, RIDE Harleys, and RAISE HELL!"

(and right below it...)

"Yeah...but what do you do for excitement?"

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 07:34 PM

Very singular indeed!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Peace
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 06:33 PM

Graffiti is the plural of the singular, graffito. But what WOULD a singular graffiti look like?

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 05:44 PM

Grafitti vs Graffiti. Either spelling comes up with a lot on Google.


SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: pdq
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 05:37 PM

Or Hummers.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Peace
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 05:23 PM

New graffiti is on railway cars.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 05:22 PM

...and several of the ones posted here are so old they must have been originally found on walls in Pompeii! Talk about re-cycled!

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: paddymac
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 04:13 PM

Grafitti truely is a great art form. The problem is that there are so few great artists.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: GUEST,Pepto Dismal
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 01:04 PM

Difference between eating pizza and eating the waitress is that with the pizza you can eat the crust.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:39 PM

In bathroom across hall from a camera club's facilities.
In 1st handwriting: "I'm 21 and have 27 inches"
In 2nd handwriting: "I'm 27 and have 21 inches"
In 3rd handwriting: "Fort Dearborn Camera Club can use two tripods, apply suite # 206"

In a Chicago pizza joint near Northwestern campus:
1st entry: "The pizza here is lousy"
2nd entry: "I'd rather eat the waitress"
3rd entry: "I did; the pizza is better".

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Peace
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:13 PM

Saw one that read:

"I like grils."

Someone came along, put a scratch mark through 'grils' and wrote girls.

Someone else came along and wrote, "But what about us grils?"

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:10 PM

Sorry. I haven't got a square to spare.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM

Not really graffiti, but I remember a sign in the ladies room of a folk club I've been to a few times, and it always makes me smile -

"THE MOP PROVIDED IS TO BE KEPT IN THE TOILET AT ALL TIMES"

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Peace
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM

It was really great, Cluin. Pass it over here, will ya?

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM

Hello?... Is this thing on?...

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:08 PM

See what I DID there?...

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Peace
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:08 PM

And someone keeps taking my signs down.

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:07 PM

Well, not really, coz he was just jokin'

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 12:06 PM

See, he thought that the recycled toilet paper was actually recycled toilet paper...

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 11:59 AM

My sister always insisted on buying toilet paper made from recycled paper products.

Once, her husband asked, "Can't we try the new stuff just once?"

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Peace
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 11:50 AM

Due to cuts in education funding, government is requesting that you use both sides of the toilet paper. (Found in staff washroom of a school; left by unknown prankster--I think.)

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 11:18 AM

"What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand."

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: pdq
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 11:04 AM

"Those who write on outhouse walls
Should roll their shit in little balls.
And those who read such words of wit
Should eat those little balls of shit."

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Leadfingers
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 10:50 AM

The Late Watt Nicholl did a supern rewrite of 'Whiskey in the Jar' and
called it 'The Scriptures on the Wall' - Took a lot of the 'classic' grafittos and made a song out of it !

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 09:50 AM

The contractors measured wrong when they tore out and rebuilt the bathroom on the floor of the library where I work. The largest stall is palacial, but they didn't move the sink counter over to compensate for the ADA measurements so the other two stalls are now incredibly cramped. On top of it, the MEN who installed the paperholder and trash box OBVIOUSLY didn't try sitting on the pot to see if they were putting those appliances in a good place. They weren't.

There's bound to be some disgruntled grafitti just because of those mistakes.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 09:32 AM

My favourite is... at about eye level above a urinal, "Look up." Then, higher, "Even further." Then, higher, "Look way up." And, fairly high, "You are pissing on your shoes."

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 03:37 AM

All we have on the bathroom walls in my office is an official sign, put there by the building managers. It informs us, amongst other things that we should:

"Avoid unnecessary flushing by using the bins provided".

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 03:18 AM

When all you shithouse poets die
There'll be erected by and by
A monument to mark your wit
A monument of solid shit!

KILROY [aka Giok]

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: jimmyt
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 11:48 PM

do I have to drink Labatts? Or that Reisling you are fond of? By the way, I still owe you a bottle sometime from a couple years ago. !Maybe I should hand deliver it!   jimmyt

Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 11:47 PM

It's difficult to make grafitti stick to these new polymers they make bathroom stalls with. People still try, but those who work until they finally make a mark never seem to in the end have anything to say.

SRS

Subject: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 11:38 PM

The last time I stopped at the late night donut shop in Schomberg, Ontario, the washroom walls were full of various obscene graffiti with comments about lewd sexual acts and insults directed at "fags", etc...the usual, in other words.

Well, I stopped there again last night and discovered that they had recently repainted the walls.

Since they did the only new graffiti to show up was these 2 statements...

"Bush is a fucking idiot!"

and...

"Fuck You, Cheney!"

They looked to have been written by 2 different people to me.

Seems like the US administration is growing less popular by the day here in Ontario... ;-)

I am surprised no one thought to mention Condoleeza Rice anywhere.

We are accepting refugees from the USA, but please don't ALL move up here at once, okay?