BS: Let's be nice to people today!

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:49 PM

OOOPs sorry wrong thread m'dear

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:51 PM

2 guys walking down a street,

one says to the other "What would you do if a bird did a shit on your head"

the other one says "I wouldn't go out with her any more!"

The old jokes are the worst ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM

Like me mother always said, it's always one thing or another, so tell us, Bee-dubya-ell, which thing are you? :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:58 PM

Yeah. I'll be nice to my staff. I won't fire all of 'em today. I'll wait until Christmas time and THEN fire 'em. Give 'em more time with their families.

Sometimes I'm so nice that I have to stop and admire myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM

Naah! Let's be nice to everybody, every day.

All the people you would LIKE to be nice to will love you for it.

The rest? Well it'll drive THEM out of their minds.

Win/Win innit?

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 03:10 PM

should that not end win.ini ;)

Didn't I meet you somewhere Don(wyziwyg)? Herga?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 03:23 PM

I have been nice so far today. I haven't yet called anyone a scum-sucking, louse-infested, brainless, short-sighted, poopy-pants.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:42 PM

I have been kind to my web-footed friends.....but not to all my web-enabled friends.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:47 PM

LTS where are you? I hope you're ok... you started this thread but maybe it was too late?!?

Don't do anything silly Liz...

What am I saying? that's like asking a fish not to swim!!!

Don't do anything rash... you'll regret... um... I cant think!!! Don't start going to girls aloud concerts Liz!!!

no offence Girls Aloud (like your gonna read this lol)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:07 PM

It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:14 PM

I'm speechless.....


Really, speechless!

And the headache has gone.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM

No, I'm still here. BUT, you have a great sense of humour and it's one of many things I appreciate about you, Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM

Now theres a first quick someone mark it on the calander

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:27 PM

Duely marked Megan. I may make a wee plaque to commemorate the event... *G*   (I'll get me coat...)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM

forthwith piss up a rope? :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM

SKELP!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM

Peace... I wouldn't call you a headache.

Def Shepard... shouldn't that be - piss up a rope forthwith? ;p

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 10:19 PM

"piss up a rope forthwith"

Only someone from England could say that and impress a Canadian.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:37 AM

Reading threads which refer back,
My knowledge here can nothing lack.
I specially love those little bits,
That talk about dear Lizs' tits!

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 06:34 AM

lol... I wanted to refresh this thread cos of the lovely sentiment but I think it's more for the humour... lovely start to the day :D

An old friend used to say to me as a cheering up thing:-

"Dancing is a navel engagement without loss of seamen!" :D

English... it's a funny ol' lingua ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 08:40 AM

I hereby resolve that today I won't shoot anyone if they don't shoot at me first unless I really have to or unless they really deserve it.

How's that for being nice, LtS?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 08:41 AM

Just refreshing the thread really so mundane questions follow. I wasn't going to ask but hey, may as well fill the space! ;)

"It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely."

I love the way Def Shepard avoided being ask by using a question mark... What is the nice way to say "go piss up a rope"?

Can you go to the toilet on a rope please??? still sounds a bit... can't think of the word.

lol

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 08:56 AM

"Mictruate up a hanging twist of hemp"?

"Urinate up a line"?

"Pass water vertically upon a straightened lariat"?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:16 AM

"Be nice to people today"..."Have a nice day"..."Today is the first day of the rest of your life"..."Make love, not war"..."If you love something, set it free"...
Humph...Grumble...Silly hippy flower child; how many flowers did you stick in gun barrels back in the days...

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:39 AM

"Mictruate up a hanging twist of hemp"

the only thing is someone would smoke it and say it was good sh*t! how does that work?!?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM

would micturate up an electric cable be impolite?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:51 AM

If 'the day' is 1969, then I was only 5, I couldn't reach gun barrels and my mum told me off for picking her flowers.

I NEVER tell people to have a nice day... if they want a shitty miserable day, they are perfectly entitled to have one... I just thought it would be nice for a change, if people on Mudcat didn't slag each other off, pick on anyone or shove their opinions down others' throats.

If you want to be miserable, then fine, go ahead and be miserable, but if someone holds a door open for you, lets you go first in the queue or just smiles at you, then let them.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:56 AM

When loving comes to giving...some people stop at nothing

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:02 AM

Hey this is two days in a row and I was nice yesterday.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:11 AM

Well said LTS,

and well done all... I know how hard it is to be nice ;p lol

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:15 PM

Thanks for starting this thread, Liz. I've been nice for over twenty-four hours now. In fact, I've been so nice I think I'm turning into a Care Bear. I can tell because I have pink hair growing from my ears and nostrils. It'll probably start affecting my pubic hair by nightfall. Oh, joys! Just what I've always wanted! An insipid personality and pink hair on my ass. Thanks again.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 06:07 PM

Hey, BeeDub, you only need worry if it starts coming out purple.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 06:55 PM

What's wrong with purple hair? Was the purple hair care bear a nutter or something? I'm not to up on care bears and which colour was the villain!!

Don't worry Bee-dubya, I'm sure you don't take on all the care bear's personality traits, just the nice ones...

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:20 PM

I knew a guy back in high school who was growing hairs in the palms of hands....

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:10 PM

If I could grow purple hair on my ass by being nice I would certainly try it as a fun experiment but I don't trust any of you lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Naemanson
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:57 PM

I'm always nice. Today when the crew finished installing our new a/c Wakana and I gave them some soda and a $20 bill to cover their lunch. I try to give everyone a smile and a nice greeting when I go out. I wave at people from my car. Life is too good to waste being mean or indifferent.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 04:25 AM

Purple hair means you're turning into Barney the Dinosaur (yes I know dinosaurs don't have hair but neither is there evidence that they wore green waistcoats either) and then I'm afraid you'll have to be shot on sight.

Be nice to people, but not purple dinosaurs.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 04:33 AM

I've decide to be nice to me today. Right, time for brekkie....

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:15 AM

I can see now LTS, that is definitely something to avoid especially since Barnie destroyed the tune of 'this old man' with the mamby pamby lyrics change!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:32 AM

"Didn't I meet you somewhere Don(wyziwyg)? Herga?"

Might have been, though I've only been there once, about eighteen months - two years ago.

Don T

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:36 AM

But I was nice to everybody.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:47 AM

I don't think I'll shoot anyone today, either -- no matter how much they might deserve it.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:31 AM

Oh boy! Another day to be nice! How wonderful!

Turns out I'm not turning into a Care Bear or a fluffy dinosaur after all. What I thought was pink fur growing from my ears and nose turned out to be the miniscule appendages of an alien life form from someplace out near the Orion Nebula. They've come to take over our planet, but they've asked me to insure you that they'll be very nice about it.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:51 AM

Glad to see they're polite.....

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:20 AM

Yes, lady p., it's nice that they're polite. They've even apologized for the minor itching and irritation they've caused while gestating. They're much nicer than those other aliens from out Deneb way. Churlish boors with an inordinate fondness for anal probing, that lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:27 AM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:49 AM

Yep SSDD :D

Only saying that cos your affliction Bee-dubya-ell sounds a bit like that dreamcatcher film but with niceness. You need a Duddits to get rid of them ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM

Actually I opened the door, for a male of the species, and he looked at me like I was some sort of alien life form :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 12:26 PM

Uh oh, Def Shepard. Whatever you opened the door for wasn't of the same species. They don't have males and females. They reproduce vegetatively, but only in the presence of excretions like ear wax or nasal mucous. I'd tell you more about it, but it's snot very nice, and this is the "be nice" thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 12:33 PM

Can we define 'today' cos I'm getting a headache from withdrawal symptoms I'm addicted to being slightly cruel!!! It's a balanced diet thing!!!

Can I just be kind (and I don't mean any of that random acts of kindness rubbish - jeez that's enough to send people mad!!!)