BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front

Subject: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 05:57 AM

On trawling through other message boards, i have stumbled across a new power rising in the east.

These people are the anti-penguin army, and their sole mission is to destroy all penguins.
We cannot let this happen, we need to combine numbers and disperse of this terrible new threat to civilisation.
They are led by King Bob and his plans have gone further than i thought possible.

The PLF needs YOU, we are on a recruiting spree.
The penguins must be saved.

This army were once our allies in the "Death to the anti-shatner" war, but we must now move on and break the union. No more shall the penguins be exploited and attacked motivelessly.
we cannot allow this to go on.

We are the PLF and we need all the help we can get. Join now. Think of the penguins

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: mack/misophist
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 08:48 AM

I am a penguin and I fear no army.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 09:10 AM

Penguins are also welcome to fight this threat to their lives, good to have you aboard

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 09:24 AM

Together we are stronger. Free fish for all who join us in our chilly endeavours.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 09:29 AM

I suggest they contact the Garden Gnome Liberation Front.

On the other hand I have heard that Penguins are involved in the southern hemisphere branch of the Manatee Conspiracy in which case I fear I cannot support them.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 09:31 AM

YO!! PENGUINS!!

FEAR THIS!!!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 09:39 AM

470.4!

hey 'spaw! any idea if that is feet, yards, meters?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 09:43 AM

482.1 and it flaming hurt.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 10:05 AM

No one said you had to jump! YOu could have used the stairs on the back of the pinnacle and avoided the yeti.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 11:08 AM

Now if we can only get some yetis involved, we'll have sorted out the airforce.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Martin Ryan
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 11:12 AM

I thought all you guys fell over a few years ago?

Regards

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 11:49 AM

491.7!! ya gotta allow for the wind!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:23 PM

Personal best of 512.8m... that game is SO much fun!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:37 PM

Meanwhile, the ice is melting, which is a real bugger...

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:37 PM

587.6 - that was one that skated along the ice - I can't get over 500 with the ones which come down head first.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Les from Hull
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 02:04 PM

I've always loved those Penguin Folk Songs.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 02:26 PM

I think the problem started when they put them in different coloured wrappers - deciding which to eat first - red, green, yellow - decisions decisions !!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:14 PM

The PLF have moved forward since our last communication.
A new leader has taken command, King Bob, and is fearless and ruthless.
We cannot let him and his dastardly army progress any further with this losing battle against penguins.

As a side note, i am not referring to the chocolate biscuits, this army is sworn to take over REAL penguins.
However, all new recruits WILL be issued a penguin biscuit bar as standard and choice of colour wrapper.

Now then, for further reading you MUST click the following link. You will see that King Bob is amassing an army, this is the birthplace of the Penguin Extinction Army. I urge you to voice your views on this matter in the thread. Never will the PLF stand down, we will stop this worldwide threat to penguins before Bob amasses the largest army the world has ever seen.
Here is the link

Please note a possible co-leader of the PLF in King Grub, who is as you will see in the picture, a real penguin. He is our best ally at present, and we must help him in any way we can.

King Bob thinks he is evil and invincible but if we stick together we can amass an army larger than he could ever imagine.

Please also note the presence of SPN200286, a pillock who is high up in rank in this army. maybe we can assassinate him first.

Good luck and i urge you all to post, if not read on this thread.

Thank you and god speed

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,KING BOB
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:22 PM

We have no quarel with penguins, but our intelagence says they are plotting to take over the world!
we cannot allow this to happen.
we will not hurt any penguins that surrender, but i warn you any invasion of any sort will result in the kicking in of S6K

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:26 PM

INTRUDER IN THE FORUM.
The penguins will never surrender to you, there is no need for us to surrender, we want liberation and freedom of penguins, not slavery and surrender. Go and never darken our thread again.
You are the leader of an organisation we must destroy. you must die

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Kerchak
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:37 PM

586.1!!! Only Dave Bryant has beat that one! I like this game!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,KING BOB
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:41 PM

WILL NOT INSLAVE THE PENGUINS WE WILL TAKE THEM TO PLUTO TO HAVE A PLANET OF THERE OWN, THEY CAN EVEN STAY ON EARTH IF THEY DONT TAKE IT OVER!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:44 PM

I can assure you that there is no plan to take over.

Rest assured if you make the first move, you WILL regret it.

Mudcat is bigger and has more members than your forum! do not do anything to jeapordize your life and the lives of your men

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:52 PM

But we all know Size doesn't Matter!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 04:32 PM

Quote 'all new recruits WILL be issued a penguin biscuit bar as standard and choice of colour wrapper' I think this in very poor taste, in the army you don't get a choice. Suggestion: make all wrappers black.

Guest, apparently size does matter - ask harpmaker.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM

tsk..544.7 is the best I've been able to do...got one at 515 sliding..

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 06:27 PM

Noted, all wrappers will be black. please also be vigilant of appearances from Bob, and sneak attacks by their camp. we dont want to get caught unaware

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 06:35 PM

How about a paperback ration?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 06:59 PM

Go to Google, folks, and look up "Penguin Lust". You won't believe it!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 07:05 PM

It was a damn good orgy. You don't know what you are missing. Go on dress up, just for the weekend.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bo Vandenberg
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 09:52 PM

There is only one Lord of the Desktop, and he does not share power!

Ask oh so many....

You all must take your little silver disks and throw them into mount doom.

Then download a free alternative :)

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: LadyJean
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 01:08 AM

I presume it is the emperor penguins who are planning to rule the world.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bo Vandenberg
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 01:21 AM

I Personally Emulate the Jackass Penguin.

If you're gonna be a jackass at least be cute about it. Thats really a world changing idea. I mean look at napoleon!



Ready To Leap Into Action

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 03:07 AM

Er..... check that they aren't nuns first! Clue is in the beak and feet. Nuns have pink beaks and tend not to hatch eggs on their feet.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 07:35 AM

Does Batman know about the PLF - their may be a conflict of interests ?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 10:32 AM

586.4! Only have Dave Bryant to beat! Like he said, the ones that skate and bounce a few times do the best. Wot fun!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 11:05 AM

I've never seen a skating penguin....

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: jeffp
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 01:23 PM

Be careful! Some penguins just can't be trusted. Check this.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bo Vandenberg
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 03:46 PM

Jeffp



You made my day.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 04:58 PM

Should have posted this before....My best is a 595.5 with slide and 505 on the fly. I also have about a zillion strikes!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 12:24 AM

AWRIGHT!!! 588.3! Only Spaw has beaten that.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Metchosin
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 02:31 AM

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyha nyah.....I just got 593 on a slider.....I'm gunnin' for the record....another 26 hours and I might make it......I wonder why my clothes smell so bad?....oh never mind, the dog farted.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 10:12 AM

The Penguin Extinction Army stopped for a break yesterday to eat cheese, and they now claim that penguins attacked them from behind and used the situation to their advantage.
I think this is a dirty lie, and they are trying to cause trouble... If i find out this is true, we are going to war my friends

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 10:17 AM

DAMN!!! I keep going for the big 600 and I'm getting WORSE instead of better..........gotta' keep trying here though!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 12:23 PM

Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle are the only players whose bats have launched suspected 600+...good luck! (I am still at 544, but that was in th air..(no slide!)

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:50 PM

well! I now have a 576.8 AND a 595!...neither one sliding...(I can't seen to combine distance with sliding)

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 06:08 AM

Death to the anti-penguin and the anti-shatner

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 08:15 AM

Seen in a newsletter from the Merry Muse (a folk club in Canberra), written by its owner, Bill Arnett, a big fella who sometimes dresses up as a fairy, comes this little snippet:

"...the current record that I know about for penguin appreciation (yes folks he enjoys it) is 588.8 metres by Martin Pearson. Martin adds "AND the penguin lived"...
Let me know if you've done better .... NO fibbing, god can see you.........."

Ah yes, but can we believe him?

Anyway, 588.8 is old news by now. Anyone break the 600 yet?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 10:44 AM

I am beginning to think the really big scores are like Las Vegas slot machine wins....they are programed to happen only so often. I see the difference between a late swing and and early swing, but it feels like the same angle that gets 350 one time will get 500 the next...and there are no 'power' controls..

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 04:21 AM

All has been quiet lately. i do not trust the P.E.A.
be on your guard at all times and god speed to you all