Lyr Add: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Subject: Lyr Add: I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:07 PM

Sorry, folks. This is just a prelude to posting a popular parody.

I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
(Tommie Connor, 1952)

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

[Recorded by Jimmy Boyd, Dion, the Jackson Five, Spike Jones, The Platters, Bobby Sherman, Andy Williams, and many others.]

Subject: Lyr Add: I SAW MOMMY SMOOCHIN' SANTA CLAUS
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:08 PM

And now the parody, transcribed from the sound file at The Record Lady's All-Time Country Favorites, Country Christmas page:

I SAW MOMMY SMOOCHIN' SANTA CLAUS
(as sung by Homer and Jethro)

I saw Mommy smoochin' Santy Claus
Underneath the Christmas tree last night.
She puckered up her lips.
Pleasure she was a-seekin'.
She missed his mouth and kissed his nose
And the doggone thing was a-leakin'.

Then I hear'd Mommy tell old Santy Claus,
"Santy you have got to change your way.
Go and get yourself a shave.
Then I will be your slave.
Kissin' you is just like smoochin' Gabby Hayes."

I saw Mommy smoochin' Santy Claus
Underneath the Christmas tree last night.
Their smoochin' was so loud
It woke up Uncle Fudd
It sounded like a cow a-pullin'
Her foot out of the mud.

Then I shot Santy with a B-B gun
And you should have hear'd old Santy squall;
Then he jumped about ten feet
And he took off up the street
And he hollered, "Merry Christmas to you all!"