Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:03 AM Them? Too early for them..... Too late for me. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:27 AM Wow - those second-hand fumes are almost as good as the real thing Giok but are my eyes meant to stream at the same time ? Anybody mind if I open a window for a while ? OOPS - sorry Liz - I thought that ap pen dage was the handle rum |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:28 AM No, but thanks for finding the propelling pencil... I wondered where it had slipped down to..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:56 AM It's the pain of the sprain, and the thought of the rain, combined with the impelling of the pencil that's propelling. So there really is no telling if the pencil that's propelling has lead us to the waning of the wrist that is spraining. So sing us the song of the sling Rummo dear, while from Lizzie her black graphite tale we will hear. And while you're at it dearie, will you answer that old query; HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF SLING? Time for my pills. G ¦¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 25 Jun 05 - 06:52 AM Awwwwwww!!! C'Mon Giok - if we're talking propulsion I can think of a few candidates before I sling my hook. It is illegal to serve an already PLASTERED person in a tavern. I know these things. I have been certified. In fact, they weren't the first to mention my certifiability. rumanci |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:19 AM My Tavern, my rules... and my rules is there ain't no rules!!!! So behave! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: ranger1 Date: 25 Jun 05 - 10:02 AM Liz, I think this a wonderful Tavern, thank you for opening it and inviting all and sundry and not excluding the canines. Now, who do I need to kick in the shins for being mean to you? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 06:50 PM NAh.. no shin kicking needed, was a bit hurt for a while but a hug from a couple of people made it all better (except for my ear which is now covered in red biro.....) Pull up a tankard and sink in! (_)? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: ranger1 Date: 25 Jun 05 - 10:09 PM Yeah, it's nice having a pint of Murphy's. Most Americans have no clue that stout comes in more flavors than just Guinness. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 05 - 03:02 AM It's gone a bit quiet over in the corner there, want me to warm up the Juke box? It's got Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynnyrd, Dave Swarbrick, Meatloaf and Mozart on it. Actually the meatloaf could be squid, it's a little hard to tell. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Limpit Date: 26 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM I've told mummy off about the Led zepplin. She said a bad word and told me to go and tidy my room. Limpit |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:25 AM Don't believe that Limpit, I mean; just ONE rude word! Come on now telling fibs is naughty you know. Barkeep my glass is empty again, perhaps if you give me a bottle of Lagavulin and a straw it will last longer as less contact with the air will mean less evaporation, can't think of any other reason why it goes down so quickly. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:42 AM oh Sir Giok perhaps the ever open mouth jibing away at sensitive souls might have something to do with it Here you are sucker ! Thatch'll do nicely. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jun 05 - 11:28 AM Oh such cruel darts directed against one whose very heart strings are attuned to the most sensitive of souls. One who's kindness and delicacy is reknowned throughout the realm. I fear thou dost accuse me unfairly fair midden, for my name is far famed for silver tonguery and emollience of phraseology. May I also add that an ever open mouth has it's uses!! What bloody sensitive soul? Giok :¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:03 PM ooooh Liz! That sounds like the best juke box music I can think of...any Deep Purple?? Kick those musicians out and let's have some HEAVY! :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Stilly River Sage Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:26 PM Iced tea for me, please! I'm heading over to the deeply-shaded porch with the slowly wafting ceiling fan. I gotta cool down. I took too long working in the yard this morning and it got hot. Do any of the Mudcat Tavern doors open on a nice saltwater beach somewhere? That might be a nice destination after I cool off. I bet the squid can direct me to a good beach. Where'd he get to? He's not really in that meatloaf Liz is eating, is he? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:03 PM "Oh such cruel darts directed" ...well !!!!! how was I to know the squid had draped itself all over the dartboard and was gently oozing 57 varieties of ink through the treble slot nineteen to the dozen ? It just ain't Cricket you know or All Round the Clock and really ought to be Shanghaied. Now that I know that I'll aim more true lie next time Doubles next - yippee - hic ! rum rum |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:13 PM Gurp.... It wasn't meatloaf..... I'm sure there's some Purple there somewhere, if not, The Ducklings can sing you 'smoke on the water' - one weekend with me and they're corrupted for life! Stilly, if you look to the west (that's a little to the right of the shrunken heads and between the faux fawns), there's a little brass catch disguised as a window catch.... flip that and it'll open out to reveal the sunset in all it's glory. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:36 PM One weekend with you and anybody's corrupted for life Liz, I blame Portaferry myself. Giok :¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:56 PM BRUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: InOBU Date: 27 Jun 05 - 07:32 AM Lorcan arrived, late sober and sad... Howbout a wee suggestion... fill him up with cider, port wine and whiskey and hide his pipes and he may sing you his new song (posted in the threads above... [Lorcan's new Project... ]) Amy Gray... let's get stinkin lor PS Don't let him sit on his guitar. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:29 AM Oh dear.... I heard a twanging sort of crunching noise... did someone fall in the piano again or has the kitten fallen through the sound hole of that pretty guitar... best get him out before he eats it. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:31 PM So - how was everyone's weekend? I've been away. Far away. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 28 Jun 05 - 04:22 PM Hot and itchy at Old Songs. Luckily there was plenty of alcohol to offset the heat and the insects, and lots of lovely Mudcatters as well. Back to me corner for a rest and another glass of the dry white. Any of that ginger squid left? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:57 AM Hey! I just ran across a website for London Duck tours! How come no one has ever mentioned these before?!? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Jun 05 - 12:54 PM DUKW Duck Quack {Sorry Geoff!} Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Jul 05 - 04:15 AM Don't be going there - you don't want to be losing your money to some online spammer..... stay here with the kitties and the squid..... I'm nursing a twisted ankle at the moment so could someone pass me a full glass of Old Cobblers patented Painkiller please? (_)? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jul 05 - 04:22 AM I thought the post about Texas Hold'em was a load of Old Cobblers Liz. I too am in constant pain caused by my arthritic hips, so may I share your remedy seeing as I share your pain? Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:12 AM Should the Mucat Recovery Ward be reopened? I'm down with a bug that has left me with no energy and a slight sore throat. Just find me a chair to curl up in and I'll keep myself occupied reading The Mists Of Avalon. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,non-management Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM sorry about the intruder. The giant Swuid and Gluon have dealt with him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:12 AM Is the Gluon anything like the Clipon? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:43 AM Or even a klingon? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:38 AM Gluon the duck-dog is the mascot of the "Mother of All BS" thread. He is an airedale/mallard cross. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:55 PM Pardon me, please. I just need to use the southern door to get to Antarctica. Rapaire's about to be eaten by a carnivorous penguin. What? How'd Rapaire get to Antarctica? It was Gluon's fault. He was supposed to fold the fabric of space-time so that I could have lunch with Rapaire in Idaho without having to go through Atlanta, but he folded it the wrong way and sent Rapaire to Antarctica. Now, if you'll excuse me, I really need to get to that door. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:59 PM Bloody hell.. .line 'em up Barkeep.. found out today that we're going to be getting some athletes visiting in 7 years time.... nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:48 PM BeeDub, shut the door behind you! That's on helluva cold draft coming through here! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 Jul 05 - 09:08 PM Heck, Liz, do what everybody in Atlanta did when the Olympics were there a few years back. Schedule your vacation (that's holiday to you, dear) to coincide with the Olympics. Rent your house out to some fan for the duration of the games for about five times whatever your monthly payment is. Have a nice two-week stay in Bermuda. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jul 05 - 03:40 AM Bee dub - you read my mind! Need a ranch hand for a while? 3 bed Victorian Terrace House to rent, £300, per room, per week. Must like cats. Only 30 mins walk from main Olympic statium (55mins by bus). Keep those drinks coming!!! \_/ \_/ LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Flash Company Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:27 AM Here's another verse, I'll post all this somewhere one day Folk singers meeting in pubs do it, Morris dancers with their clubs do it, Lets do it, lets fall in love, The banjo pluckers, I'm sure do it Bodhran bashers by the score do it, Lets do it, lets fall in love Floor singers not on the list do it, they're so eager to please, Accordianists do it, with their favourite squeeze Song writers all, you'll agree do it Even parodists like me do it Lets do it, lets fall in love! To quote the late, lamented Bob Copper, 'Gi'e the old beggar some beer' FC |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 05 - 05:55 PM burp LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Jul 05 - 06:40 PM I told you not to bring that up Liz! G.. |