MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Feb 25 - 06:28 AM

My second cousin, his wife, and their dog died of a final destination mystery.
They are survived by one dog.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 25 - 06:33 AM

Deputy forensic examiner Barnard Fyfe announced Gene Hackman died 10 days ago based on decomposition and pacemaker data.

Subject: RE: Convicted felon US 47th President/ Musk Coup
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 25 - 06:53 AM

Perhaps Elon gated Musk should wear a suit and not that Chairman Mao Tse Tung hat and belly-button-revealing T-shirt.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 25 - 02:59 PM

Currently it’s 6°F, with a feels like of -9°F. The landscape is flagged lack spruce atop snow as far as Lucan see. The trees vanish at the beach of Hudson’s Bay, however. No growlars, pizzly bears, or polars sighted yet today.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Mar 25 - 01:19 PM

red moon over Italy

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Mar 25 - 01:00 PM

The predictions of Nostrilanus have been unsealed after being unearthed in the catacombs of Paris:

There the sindaco will open the city’s arms to the wind bearers,
Asking the inhabitants to breathe their air from metal vessels
Political rectitudo and leftist placitis infectas
Will reveal a cavalcade of coffins of those dying in hospitium

It will then descend on the city founded by those who fled Bastan,
Where people live like sea birds secured by osier and wattle,
And where the Silk Road ended on the land of Deecee,
Thereafter the valley of monuments and Clovis, the Hopi awake

The Empire of the Maganaut, where the proud cock crows,
Where a cloud-touching white tower will watch as a lonely sentinel
On empty thoroughfares, where the fake god with cryptic smile,
Will wonder at the fate of quick food with tribus stellae,

Subject: RE: MAGA 's family gift
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Mar 25 - 05:32 PM

"Honey, whats this baggie behind the empty egg carton in the fridge".
I dunno, smell it.
'It smells like shit'
Oh, that's some of the raw ignorance from the White House we got in the mail.
"I think its gone bad.
It never was good to begin with, but it is fresh.
"What are we supposed to do with it?"
Its supposed to help us forget the small disturbance in the Trump transition.
"Honey, whats this baggie behind the empty egg carton in the fridge?".

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Mar 25 - 08:01 PM

No more bio diversity. Mother nature will be merit based only.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 05:48 AM

Trump has established a cryptocurrency reserve. A Beanie Baby reserve may be next. He calls it a Fort Knox for crypto.

Subject: RE: THE NEW PATRIOPTIC SLOGANS
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 09:18 AM

I'm sticking with the new Soviet Union
Unlike some people Putin says thank you
Europe: Your ancestors left for a reason
Watch out for Canada the quiet one we didn't suspect
Uncle Sam says I want you to cut dictators some slack
Support North Korea. Dennis Rodman was right
Stand up to Democracy
Real patriots are pardoned

Subject: RE: Patrioptic slogans
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 09:55 AM

Darn tootin I'm rootin for Putin
Billionaires know best
The only good immigrant is a dead immigrant
Rename the Gulf of America to The Golf of America
Make Greenland a free land. Invade Today.
Be all that you can be. Join the Trump America Army

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 10:20 PM

Okay, I’m back.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 25 - 07:55 AM

Warm up.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 25 - 06:20 PM

Greenland's indigenous people are sore at Denmark right now over secret involuntary birth control. https://apnews.com/article/greenland-forced-contraception-lawsuit-compensation-denmark-539ef9e1e4ecd007dd34b2a024ecb0fa However they welcome many millions of dollars in entitlements. This leads to many welcoming US money.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 07:31 AM

After warning for 15 years about a coming war on the institutions of the US, we are in the beat up drag out fight for the life of a government for and by the people. We are living the evidence I could not previously disclose with absolute certainty. It certainly exists today. I've looked at politics from both sides now and to some extent both sides are as guilty as hell.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 08:03 AM

Who said: I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change."


















Dan Quayle

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 08:22 AM

To implement a strategy to destroy America’s credibility, economy, and goodwill around the world, the new Truth Reinvention Administration has had a great deal of success rewriting history, bios, data, budgets, culture, and record-keeping. Uberfeurer Stephen Miller claims it is a vast improvement compared to propaganda minister Goebbles, but everyone knows that he is lying.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 08:28 AM

Has anyone else noticed that Vladimir Putin looks more and more like Elmer Fudd?

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 02:19 PM

THEN: Have you no decency sir?...followed by embarrassed silence.
NOW: Have you no decency sir?...Fuck no, never have. Look at me and then look at you. You are a mealy-mouthed mouse and I am King.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 07:43 AM

The revenge and malice crusade is going back 10 years to punish a law firm that cleaned Trump's clock in court. By year two, he will get the kids who bullied him in his brief military school stay; by year 4, he may finally get the kid who did not pick him to play ball on his team.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 01:35 PM

The Canadian assassination team of Jim Carey, Martin Short, Mike Meyers, and Eugene Levy are on a mission to save Canada by the only means they know how. They have been known to have killed numerous audiences.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Dancing in the Moonlight
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 08:17 PM

We get fired almost every night
When the email's big and bright
It's an illegal move that's a fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight

[Verse 2]
Everybody here is out of sight
We can't work but we will fight
We protest right, and keep it tight
Everybody's freakinging in the moonlight

[Chorus]
Freaking in the moonlight
When the email's big and bright
It's an illegal move that's a fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight

[Verse 3]
We do our job and never gripe
You can't work and stay uptight
It's an illegal move that's a fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight


[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 1]
We get fired almost every night
When that moon is big and bright
It's a supernatural fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 08:32 PM

It's a full lunar eclipse here tonight
and the full moon is still big and bright

Subject: FREE ADVICE WORTH THE PRICE
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 25 - 07:01 AM

Don't take any wooden nickels, don't bet on the Jets and don't hire Trump or Elon to do anything.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Eiseley
Date: 14 Mar 25 - 01:16 PM

Okay, I'm back. :)

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 25 - 09:37 AM

Get to know your Universe. Introducing space-time fluid. It is the state of an energy we call dark energy that expands the rate and size of the universe. For decades I have said this spacetime fluid is produced by black holes which are growing in number and size.

97% of the Universe will never interact or connect by photons at the speed of light because the expansion keeps things apart faster than the speed of light can overcome. That is one big universe beyond an observer's sight horizon. That is a lonely universe.

The original spacetime fluid came from a quantum state change we call the Big Bang.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 25 - 10:16 AM

Dark matter may be the residue of the matter anti-matter annihilation. What I do know is that charged particles are opaque while neutral particles are transparent.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: gillymor
Date: 17 Mar 25 - 10:30 AM

Yes, do so, but please don't do so in the thread that moderation instructed you to avoid.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 25 - 02:17 PM

Welcome back, Eiseley!

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Mar 25 - 11:57 AM

I wonder who Eiseley is. (Reminds me of a non-fiction author.)
Must be someone before my Mudcat time.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Mar 25 - 12:56 PM

"I seldom read any of Don’s meaningless, meandering nonsense"
Instead you rely on Steve Shaw's 10 year opinion.

I am not a martyr but am all American from the Ozarks to my first rodeo in Colorado when I was 7. High school and college was in NY and then Boston and DC. With a stepdad who taught Constitutional law I picked up a thing or two. More than half his family were killed in the Holocaust. Mom was an artist, real estate agent,anything she needed to be like an electrician, master gardener, bee keeper and antiquity restorer. So that's my influence having lived farm life, suburbs, and urban life. I've studied science all my life but my only scholarships came from music. i avoided military and CIA service, not wanting to serve death to anyone.

The great mysteries seem to involve having to go into the impossible to gain insight so I have retained my open-minded curiosity. Its been said 'for every person of insight there is an equal and opposite person without it'.

If anyone can present evidence of lying about my facts, present it.
As for nonsense there is no humor or joke without a touch of nonsense.

Thats me, but who is Eiesly?

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 25 - 08:39 PM

Eiseley is a friend of mine, a former co-worker. She took her nom de chatte from the nonfiction author who was a friend of her family. She is married and has three sons, all grown. Don't fool with her, as she is a pretty good shot (I taught her). I'm glad she's returned, if only briefly.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 25 - 11:07 PM

For years I've asked 'what if American conservatives got everything they wanted?' They feel that now is that time .
If it's not owning the libs, is it shooting all the libs?
Privatize all the biggest endeavors of government to billionaires like the auction that Putin conducted when he came to power?
Control all media?
Remove all medal of honor veterans from DOD records unless they are lily white?
Allow all the elderly, veterans, and disabled children to be free of any safety net of SS, medicare and food?
Hand over the strategic forces of the Pentagon to Elon Musk?

Wishing is different from having. I think the conservative plan now is not popular among conservatives and is anathema to libs.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 25 - 06:13 AM

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/us/politics/musk-pentagon-briefing-china-war-plan.html

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 21 Mar 25 - 10:38 AM

> I think the conservative plan now

*bzzt* Wrong: it ain't no plan, and it sure as Microsoft don't conserve nuttin'.

Subject: RE WHO KILLED AMERICA ?
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 25 - 11:59 AM

We all suffer the slings and arrows of adversity and we all persevere.

But whoever killed America needed a motive and opportunity.
Rich people steal more money than anyone else so money is a motive.
Donald John Trump just happens to have the opportunity but has borrowed most of the strategies from others. He also believes he has reason for great retribution. Also missing 1/16th of and inch of his left ear has much to do with it. But I do not know that he is the real killer. So who is the real killer? Or I should say who ARE the real killers...

to be continued

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 25 - 07:09 AM

Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Hey guys, gather round
Listen to what I'm putting down
Hey suckers, I'm your Elon man

[Verse 2]
I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I'm handy with code and I'm no fool
I fire deep state folks, I know that I truly can

[Bridge]
If your deep state job should need repair
Then I am the man to see
I enter bad apps
and fire all your friends
They'll go runnin' from me

[Pre-Chorus]
Here is the main thing that I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix deep state jobs
I know that I truly can

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 25 - 09:36 PM

Acuras are fast,
PORSHE IS FASTER but
Teslas are fascist.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 25 - 09:43 AM

We are preparing to visit Our realm of Ireland.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 25 - 09:57 AM

Let the punishment fit the crime. Regarding Mr Oragutan, the only ultimate symbolic punishment that comes to mind is Engastration.
The fat one would be stuffed with Stephen Miller and baked for 10 hours at 350°F. The main course would be served unbeknownst to his Cabinet with a side of fries.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 25 - 12:53 PM

America, don't turn that doorknob. No, don't go down into the basement...but like Jamie Lee, you went down the stairs to the landing, waited 4 years, and went down again.
Here you are in the dark with darker characters who have spent years planning everything they want to do to you. Your own moral ineptitude forgave every vile act these characters did, but they have no forgiveness for you. America is like a sink hole collapsing into the empty pocket of an oil field sucked dry. Fire is the impending disaster below, global warming is the fire above. No more saving each separate disaster at a cost of billions. Save and divide that money that was wasted to rebuild all those hell half acres, and share it between billionaires who represent the evolved human whose natural habitat is the resort.

The lost rainforest, beaches, trees, and extinction event will grow as they will along with deserts, poverty, and starvation. Wars promise to share the spoils, but that too, is a lie. What does it matter, slow death is usually followed by rebirth after millions of years.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 25 - 12:33 PM

The innovation, discoveries, and scientific breakthroughs in WWII culminated in the creation of the atomic bomb. It could well have been put in the hands of Germany, but America beat them to the punch. An equally great innovation during the time of Trump would have far-reaching repercussions.

While reverse engineering a crashed UAP, a breakthrough in the realm of what would serve as a time reset could be deemed time travel. In the hands of Trump and his minions an assigning Judge Carrol to his case may have taken many attempts. So would many other scenarios that resemble blind luck in favor of the Donald going back any number of years. Some people would call the haphazard treatment of the time stream to be amateur at best. Others would call it supreme foolishness.

Here we are at the near completion of unlikely events that advanced ignorance to an unheard of towering incompetance beyond the clouds.
It only seems that we have arrived here by a sequence of natural events when in truth indiscriminate do-overs are actually responsible.

The unlikely has undergone a normalization that can not be undone or corrected without finding this time like machine that is more hidden in time than the holy grail or arc of the covenate.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 27 Mar 25 - 01:37 PM

> [The atomic bomb] could well have been put in the
> hands of Germany, but America beat them to the punch.

From what I've read, one of the reasons the Nazis failed to get a working Bomb was that the limited amount of fissionable material available was split between multiple groups, each of which was tasked separately with building a Bomb. Happily for the Allies, no one German group had enough uranium for a sustained chain reaction to take place.

As for beating them to the punch: By the time the Allies had a couple of working Bombs to hand, Germany had surrendered. So they used them anyway, partly to find out what happened, but mainly as demonstration atrocities.* Somehow I doubt that the Russians have ever forgiven the West for that.

* ObReference: Isaac Asimov, "The Finger of God", collected in The Sun Shines Bright.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 25 - 08:20 AM

My sci-fi premise makes a different point than Asimov's speculation about fissionable material, tritium, or even intentional footdragging by scientists. However, the fascists are now in charge of nuclear weaponry after all.