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Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: kendall Date: 28 Apr 03 - 05:00 PM Sinsull invited me to see it, so, I will. Might be fun trying to guess whish one I remind you of, Amos. |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: SINSULL Date: 28 Apr 03 - 06:08 PM Invited you? Crap! Does that mean I am paying? Don't worry Amos. If Kendall doesn't see the resemblance, I will point it out. M |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Amos Date: 28 Apr 03 - 06:39 PM Well... it's the one who goes through the most dramatic change by the end of the movie. When you describe it that way, it's almost like poetry!! LOL!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: kendall Date: 28 Apr 03 - 08:25 PM What, me change? Amos, I'd like to recommend to you my favorit piece of fiction. SILVERLOCK by John Myers Myers. First published 1949 |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Amos Date: 28 Apr 03 - 09:03 PM Thanks, Capting -- I'll track it down! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Lyrical Lady Date: 28 Apr 03 - 10:44 PM Oh dear kendall ... you have my sympathies! Everything Spaw said is right on ... you must be very careful with what you eat! If it happens again you must seek medical help.. you don't want an infection... this really can lead to a colon perferation and then the next step is the bag!! Please be very careful... this disease is the shits! You must do the cam-corder up the butt routine... this disease can mimic colon cancer. Don't mean to be an alarmist but it can be very serious if left unattented. Take good care and please PM me if you'd like more info. LL |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Lyrical Lady Date: 28 Apr 03 - 10:47 PM I also meant to add that it might be a good thing if this thread could be re-titled. I'm sure many of us could benifit from this info. LL |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 28 Apr 03 - 11:00 PM Rick and Kendall, as my late grandfather used to say, there's nothing wrong with you two that a good shit and a piss won't cure. Best to you both. Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Rick Fielding Date: 28 Apr 03 - 11:06 PM Sure Seamus, but he hadn't just had a steel X-ray camera shoved up his shamrock! Rick.....still smiling weakly. |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 29 Apr 03 - 01:45 AM Rick, I've heard of Reality TV, but this is ridiculous - or in your case (and Kendall's) ridickulous. I think you both could sell the videos right along with Girls Gone Wild. And donate the money to the Mudcat.....just a thought.... Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Apr 03 - 02:41 AM Listen Seamus, if you're interested, I have both still shots and VHS from my last colonoscopy as well as color footage of my last presugical TEE (Trans Esophageal Echocardiogram). Why I have these I have no idea. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Apr 03 - 03:04 AM And they say men don't talk about their problems like women do..... Sympathies to all who've been 'invaded'.. just lie back next time and imagine it's Aliens.... then you can sell your story to the Fox network! Hope you are all feeling better soon. And have you noticed, the acid in the average stomach can disolve a gold tooth, but how come sweetcorn and pine nuts pass through unaffected? I'll get me coat. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: kendall Date: 29 Apr 03 - 06:15 AM I had a colonoscopy about 5 years ago. No thanks. I have quit nuts, seeds and corn in any form. |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: gnu Date: 29 Apr 03 - 06:35 AM Spaw... save them so you can supply them to medical personnel in the future if, God forbid, they are needed. My old man's records were lost twice when he was being moved to another "unit" in the SAME hospital. A while back, I too had the occasion to have a cold steel rod inserted where the sun don't shine by my GP, a friend of mine from university days. He said, "You might feel a bit of pressure." I replied, "Well, if you.... JESUS CHRIST MAN !!! OH MY !! Tell you one thing, Preston, I'll never turn queer." After hearing a few guffaws from the waiting room, I asked, and was granted, an exit through the doctor's entrance. |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: kendall Date: 29 Apr 03 - 12:17 PM My nurses all invited me back whenever I get sick. They gave me a powerful laxative as part of the "treatment". And it reminded me of Uriah Boardman back home. I told them the story. He got a complete exam on his 90th birthday, and the doctor couldn't find a thing wrong with him After the exam, doctor says, "You are getting along in years now, and, I'm wondering, how are your bowels? regular? Uriah says "Ayah, every mornin' 7 am." Doctor says "That's great." Uriah says, "I wouldn't say that...... I don't wake up 'til 8" |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Amos Date: 29 Apr 03 - 12:21 PM ROTFLMAO, Skipper. That Uriah sure had a flair for those one liners... A |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 29 Apr 03 - 01:10 PM Kendall, I was sure there was an etymological connection between Uriah and Urine/Urethra/Urology, and you found it for me. Thanks. 'Spaw, no thanks, I'll wait for the DVD with the deleted scenes - you know, the "Director's Cut." Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: ard mhacha Date: 04 Dec 09 - 07:08 AM The writing of an experienced person, better advice than my disinterested doctor ever gave, forever grateful catspaw49, see this for anyone in dire pain, up the Thread 24th April 02 - 9.34 |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 04 Dec 09 - 07:48 AM 24th April 03 - 9.34!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Oh, the pain, the pain From: ard mhacha Date: 04 Dec 09 - 01:51 PM Thanks McGrath, it`s the pain. |