BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____

Subject: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: jimlad
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 06:39 PM

Lets try this one,heres a starter

She was only a welders Daughter but she had Acetylene legs

She was only the Colonels Daughter but she knew what regiment

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Joe_F
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 06:45 PM

She was only a gravedigger's daughter, but she liked lying under the sod.

She was only a jockey's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Deckman
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 06:52 PM

She was only the fireman's daughter,
But she sure went to blazes!

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Leadfingers
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 06:55 PM

She was only the generals daughter and she was very nice to the regiment but rotten to the corps

She was only the fishmongers daughter but she laid on the slab and said fillet

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Midchuck
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 07:51 PM

She was only the telegrapher's daughter, but she did it...did it...did it...

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:19 PM

She was only the barman's daughter but the porter made her stout. She was only the farmers daughter but all the men knew 'er.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Bugsy
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:28 PM

She was only the Kennel Maids daughter but she prefered her "Pal" to her "Lassie".


Cheers


Bugsy

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:29 PM

She was only a cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her claves together.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Bugsy
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:30 PM

She were only a North Country lass but she liked her 'Uddersfield.


Cheers



Bugsy

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:30 PM

"calves" of course.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:32 PM

She was only the ratcatcher's daughter...

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: ex-pat
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:52 PM

She was only a Zoo Keepers daughter but she loved a cockatoo

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 09:01 PM

Mine are too dirty to post.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Bugsy
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 09:02 PM

Too dirty for Who Jerry?

CHeers


Bugsy

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 09:07 PM

She was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen.

She was only the umpire's daughter, but she was always ready to play ball.

She was only the blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.

She was only the butcher's daughter, but there wasn't much more she could loin.

She was only the Reverend's daughter, but you couldn't put anything pastor.

She was only the Communist's daughter, but all the boys got a share.

She was only the artist's daughter, but she never knew where to draw the line.

She was only the lamplighter's daughter, but she lit up half the town.

She was only the farmer's daughter, but she knew a hundred ways to fertilize.

She was only the flag-bearer's daughter, but she'd let her standards down for anyone.

She was only the florist's daughter, but she had the best tulips in town.

She was only the insurance salesman's daughter, but we all liked her policy.

She was only the lighthouse keeper's daughter, but she always went out at night.

She was only the moonshiner's daughter, but how I love her still.

She was only the optician's daughter, but after a few of glasses she made a spectacle of herself.

She was only the pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves.

She was only the plumber's daughter, but she made good use of her fixtures.

She was only the realtor's daughter, but she gave a lot away.

She was only the paver's daughter, but she liked to get her asphalt.

She was only the statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.

She was only the tree feller's daughter, but t'ree fellers wasn't never `nough for `er.

She was only the violinist's daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled.

She was only the weatherman's daughter, but she sure had a warm front.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 11:24 PM

She was only a bookmaker's daughter,
But she came home at ten to one.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: khandu
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 11:36 PM

She was only the Presidents daughter, but she showed a lot of Bush.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 02:44 AM

She was only a gardner's daughter But she wad a dandelion in the long grass...... Boom Boom :>)

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: alanabit
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 02:59 AM

She was only the undertaker's daughter - but she could handle the stiff ones.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: okthen
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 03:26 AM

She was only a constables daughter, but wouldn't let the police inspector.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Brakn
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 03:45 AM

She was only the Harbour Master's daughter but she loved a good tug.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: sian, west wales
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 04:56 AM

She was only the electrician's daughter, but she knew watt was watt.
She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she knew how to screw.

(So, Jerry, your's are worse than some above? Wow.)
(Shouldn't the 'men knew her' be written 'manure'?)
(This would be a good Folklore thread, rather than BS)

sian
an electrician's daughter

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: HuwG
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 05:24 AM

She was only the miner's daughter, but she knew a good shaft when she saw one.


I have just been reviewing my last few posts; they are getting steadily less suitable for polite company. Somewhere inside me is my evil twin, who thinks he is still propping up rugby scrums for a hobby. Excuse me while I banish him ...

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Schantieman
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 05:40 AM

...and on the subject of Rugby football...

She was only the scrum half's daughter, but she knew how to put it in
She was only the fly-half's daughter but she knew how to make a pass
She was only the flanker's daughter, but you should've seen her tackle
She was only the hooker's daughter......

(and probably some more I can't remember)

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Trevor
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 06:05 AM

Shew was only the town clerk's daughter but she let the Borough Surveyor.

She was only the footballer's daughter but she liked her 'uddersfield. and her Arsenal.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Snuffy
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 08:48 AM

She was only the grocer's daughter, but she showed Sir Geoffrey how

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Peter T.
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 08:49 AM

They called him the archeologist because his career was in ruins. yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: GUEST,jimlad
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 09:24 AM

She was only the Pox Doctors Daughter but she knew all the men who mattered

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: GUEST,Dave
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 12:13 PM

She was only thirteen but she knew how to nasty! (Frank Zappa)

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: GUEST,JohnB
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 12:18 PM

She was only the Garage Attendants daughter but she sure know the smell of Benzole.
JohnB

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 12:59 PM

She was only the second-hand furniture dealers daughter, that's why she wouldn't allow much on the sofa.
Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 01:30 PM

Some hockey ones:

She was only the goatender's daughter, but she never turned her back on a puck.

She was only the defenceman's daughter, but she took it deep in her zone.

She was only the linesman's daughter, but boy could she give a face-off.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: GUEST,Bernie
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 01:43 PM

She was only an electrician's daughter,but she couldn't refuse

She was only a Sergeant's daughter,but now she's an officer's mess

She was only a fisherman's daughter,but you should'a seen her reel when she saw my rod....

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: breezy
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 07:40 PM

she was only the referees daughter but she liked to blow hard and long.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: jimlad
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 08:40 PM

She was only the Undertakers Daughter but anyone Cadaver

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: crankyyankee1
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 09:08 PM

she was only a stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her
she was only a candymaker's daughter but she made my peanut brittle

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 11:35 PM

She was only the Pope's daughter but holy man could she fuck!!!

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Jan 03 - 10:06 AM

She was only a plumber's daughter but she fixed my ballcock - and her cistern knew how too.

she was only a computer programmers daughter but she was better than the RAM .............. I'll get my coat..............

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: *daylia*
Date: 22 Jan 03 - 10:30 AM

She was only the Pope's Daughter but Heaven was just a confession away!

He was only the Plumber's Son but he just couldn't manage that Snake of his ...

He was only the Brain Surgeon's Son but he always confused his big head with his little ...

He was only the Jockey's son but his exploits were always over too fast...

He was only the Wallpaperer's Son but he found getting it up a real sticky wicket ...

(just had to try for gender equality here!)

daylia

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Lyndi-loo
Date: 22 Jan 03 - 10:43 AM

She was only the magistrate's daughter, but she knew what to do on the bench

She was only the Ambassador's daughter, but she was the diplomatic bag

She was only the Admiral's daughter, but she liked a naval encounter

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 22 Jan 03 - 01:27 PM

Cluin,

Another hockey one..

She was only the Goaltender's daughter, but the rubber went into her crease.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: michaelr
Date: 22 Jan 03 - 07:07 PM

She was only Clarence Thomas' daughter, but harassment a lot to me.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: michaelr
Date: 22 Jan 03 - 08:43 PM

She was only the blind man's daughter, but she had a cute earring.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: GUEST,Walking Eagle
Date: 22 Jan 03 - 11:18 PM

She was only the Polo captain's daughter, but she wouldn't let any man chukker.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Jan 03 - 12:43 AM

She was only a pharmacist's daughter but she was mother's little helper.
She was only a fireman's daughter but she loved sliding down the pole.
She was a beekeeper's daughter but she liked the bear's tongue in her honey pot.
She was only the piano tuner's daughter but she loved a good tuning fork.
Peace, Rustic (groaning!)

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: M'Grath of Altcar
Date: 23 Jan 03 - 05:59 AM

She was only the cricketer's daughter,
but she could take a full toss in her crease!

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Charley Noble
Date: 23 Jan 03 - 10:58 AM

She was only the prosecutor's daughter but sad to say she had all too few convictions.

She was only a sesquipedalian's daughter but no one had a good word to say for her.

;~)
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Merritt
Date: 23 Jan 03 - 01:38 PM

She was only an honest man's daughter, so they always gave it to her straight.

She was only the Marxist's daughter but gave to each according to their need.

She was only the cosmologist's daughter, but never metaphysician she didn't like.

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 23 Jan 03 - 02:07 PM

She was only the barmaid's daughter, but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout

Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 23 Jan 03 - 02:17 PM

She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she was a brace'n'bit
She was only the mayor of Birminghams daughter, but she knew Five Ways