BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?

Subject: RE: BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 01:36 PM

It should indeed be commemorated in song...and then maybe you could get a chance to sing that song to the same lady on a future trip.

Subject: RE: BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 01:50 PM

In a clearly audible voice 'If you don't have any respect for the passengers, can you please have some respect for our national anthem, and shut (the f--k)<(optional)up!!!!!'

Subject: RE: BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?
From: Skivee
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 03:10 PM

Hmmm, it wouldn't be too tough. I mean, lotsa stuff rhymes with "asshole", right?
I thinkin' it could be put to the old English drinking song. Any suggestions?

Subject: RE: BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 07:37 PM

The next to board was a noveau riche jerk,
Who turned around with a smirk,
Who turned around with a smirk
When she joined our jovial crew;
She said "Would you sing "Stormy Weather?
No, 'The Star Spangled Banner' would be better!"
And I was left in one fine fetter --
When Jones Ale was new, me boys,
When Jones Ale was new!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 11:07 PM

Here, try this(with no disrespect for our flag or country)

Oh say can you see, To shut up, politely
How so loudly you squawk till the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad thighs and bad breath, thro' the perilous fight,
While hands o'er our hearts, while you were officiously screaming?
And cotton rockets' red glare, pms in the air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our nag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the meeps, and no home for the brave?

Subject: RE: BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 11:48 PM

That last is a sacriledge of a parody. I still vote for the plank, probably by popular demand.

Subject: RE: BS: Should I have tossed her overboard?
From: GUEST,Cecil
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 11:52 PM

Are you kidding me?? My wife and I read the last one and we were laughing our asses off!