No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 01:45 PM

Not really, Clinton. He could be a needle-dick or completely dick-less.

It's best to be sure of your information before you post.

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: Peg
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 02:00 PM

I have it from reliable sources that George W. Bush actually has no penis at all, but a length (a short one, but a length) of bratwurst. Dubya's penis was bitten off by the family border collie soon after his birth, tragically. The family physician suggested a trip to a clinic in Europe (all those stories from the liberal news media about how our president never once visited Europe before he was, uh, elected? Don't believe 'em).

This surrogate penis of pale spiced meat was given him in exchange for his father's balls in East Berlin many years ago. The family thought it worth the sacrifice, for reasons we may never understand. This explains a lot.

(well, since it was getting so nothing factual was being posted in here anyway...)

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 02:04 PM

"We had eveything under control until dickless here shut off the power grid."

"Is this true?"

"Yes... this man has no dick... Well, that's what I heard."

--Ghostbusters--

,-)

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: harpgirl
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 02:25 PM

hmmmm let's see...who went to the University of Maine in Orono, was a Philmont Ranger, is legally blind, plays piano, used to be the Songmeister for the Longbeach Hash House Harriers? (I know more, but this is a start)....will the real -------- please stand up!

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: NicoleC
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 02:43 PM

The Prez is not dickless. Other than the obvious one in his VP, there's also Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz and Rove.

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 03:14 PM

Well, that confirms it, Peg. I always had him figured for some kind of weenie.

I am not concerned about anything I have posted on Mudcat. I shoot my mouth off every time I get the chance and have done so all my life. My views have changed a bit as I have grown and matured over the years (at one time I was kinda conservative, but then I got exposed to the real world), but I have never been reticent about stating what I believe in explicit terms. If this puts a burr under anybody's saddle and they have the power to haul me off to a concentration camp or some other kind of detention center, they can do it any time they want. But I know I will be in the company of a huge number of like-minded people.

I know that the FBI developed a file on me in the early Fifties (not that I was doing anything of a political nature other than singing folk songs and associating with a number of subversives--such as a couple of Quakers and a registered Conscientious Objector) because I actually talked to an FBI agent several times (he asked me about a number of my folk singing friends, but there is nothing I could or would tell him).

My views are known to all. I'm in the telephone book. They can come and get me any time they want.

And, no, I will not shut up! I will not be intimidated!!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: TIA
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 05:18 PM

urgent:
The buttered monkey waltzes
repeat:
The buttered monkey waltzes
implement now.

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: GUEST,Merlee the Border Collie
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 05:29 PM

As a member in good standing of the McNab'em Border Collie League aka MBCL, I'd like to lodge a complaint about the maligning of our character concerning the emasculation of certain shrubs. While it is true that in extreme circumstances one of our supra-intelligent breed may act above and beyond duty, we do draw the line at such ignominous and distasteful deeds. Our policy is "let them eat dick!"

In Solidarity with MBCL's everywhere,

Merlee TBC

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: michaelr
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 09:50 PM

pffftt

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 10:10 PM

Phew! Who cut one?

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: rangeroger
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 01:48 AM

Harpgirl you left out the part that he is the chair for the Language Arts department at Norwalk High School.

rr

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: GUEST,Nick
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 12:08 PM

WHile the general assumption in this thread seem to be that the privacy offered by any website has political ramifications, the only privacy policy ever offered is that the site will not give out, or sell your adress to commercial interests.

So the question for Joe would be if he would sell me to the spam merchants? Would I then get emails offering me ways to enlarge my Republican?

Nick

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 12:35 PM

What I want to know Nick, is how did they know I NEEDED enlarging?!

Rick (under torture, I'll turn you ALL in!)

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 12:52 PM

Hell, I wouldn't even have to be tortured!

,-)

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: GUEST,hrpgrrl
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 03:47 PM

rr...or that he lives down the street from Skylinks Golf course?

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: michaelr
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 04:36 PM

Just `cos you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: No BS : Mudcat Privacy - What If?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 04:41 PM

I vote we throw `em Clinton. That should scare `em off. ;)